I swear it eats other pigeons' crap, then craps that crap back out again.

This might be the lowest point in my life, and my mom once lost me in a craps game behind a casino. Hi, we're here to be trained. I know.

Bistro offers rich French style dining, premium decor, a chic setting and premium service. Let's head on into The Casino. Keep in mind that The Casino is only open while you're at sea. It's never open on port days. Here in The Casino you can enjoy craps, roulette, there are plenty of slots, they offer tournaments, you can also do a Texas Hold'em tournament. If you want to get into a Texas Hold'em tournament or a blackjack tournament they're usually gonna do those on sea days so keep that in mind. It's a really good idea to look at your app so that way you know everything that's going on on the ship because you don't want to miss anything. Over here is the High Rollers area. If you're gonna gamble and throw down some money head on into this area. Right in front of The Casino is the

sometimes just sometimes, folks, the hearse I stole craps out in a junkyard where I glue a busted gas can together with the wax from a half-eaten Babybel cheese to make the Goon Spatoon of News, that is my segment.

for the industrial craps that fund our biofuel habit, but for the crops that provide food

okay but in an ontological paradox model there's not what you did was you changed the future and you changed the past if a person is stupid enough to mess with time what you eventually end up with this the multiverse some strands run almost parallel there will be inevitable intersections and others that are just wildly divergent but it is it's a hot mess it's a crapshoot it's all just a crapshoot there's the part I mean metaphors over it's just a garnish I'll tell you something a person would have to be an idiot to play craps with a space-time continue here are you joking with the chewing noises right now so you're the reason this odd character is about to destroy the earth maybe there's a guy called Superman who can stop sod yeah yeah and flies shoots lasers out of his eyes yes he flies and he shoots lasers out of his eyes yes no one said Superman that might be a little on the nose you call yourself Batman yeah I don't call myself super Batman oh wait he's Batman what did you think we were doing here I thought this was the cousins dinner he's Bruce Wayne is Batman really not so much anymore you know they don't really need me things have changed Gotham is now one of the safest cities in the world well I I need you we need you in my timeline Batman's our strategist our leader the world needs Superman you're the best detective in the world you're probably the only person who can help me find him so will you help us pass like pass the salt Bruce he doesn't want to help us we're gonna use this bat shit bat shit yeah it's bad stuff this is bad things stand on that thing okay remember when you phase through the floor yeah so I need you to do that again what is this place this place string Barry I almost died in an abyss 12,805 Clark Kent's in the u.s. is this what I think it is oh shit I used to see this thing on the news when I was a kid fine search date of birth was important he arrived Oh Barry look I'm busy with what looking for unidentified objects entering Earth's atmosphere anywhere near Kansas in the last 50 years he has a backdoor into NASA

Tiny protein craps with two pincers that connect to worms like magnets to metal.

He doesn't give two craps about Peter Parker.

And I brought it to weddings as like a C camera in case my A and B camera just craps out.

I have craps.