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  • I want to talk about all the jobs

  • that you have to go through before you find the right job.

  • It can look fun to look back on where you've come from.

  • It also can be terrifying because recently,

  • my writers unearthed a Popeyes commercial

  • that I was in when I was 18--

  • I don't know how old I was.

  • I completely forgot about it.

  • There's no need to show it.

  • I'm just telling you that I was in a Popeyes commercial.

  • We have it.

  • We have it.

  • No.

  • I know you have it, Andy.

  • We're not showing it.

  • Let's just show it.

  • They want to see it.

  • They do not want to see it.

  • [CHEERING]

  • [INAUDIBLE] No.

  • Let's roll it.

  • Let's roll it.

  • The point--

  • Summer jugs from Popeyes!

  • I was really surprised.

  • Can't stand it.

  • I've got to have it.

  • (SINGING) Summer jugs from Popeyes!

  • Buy your summer jug and get free refills all summer long.

  • (SINGING) Love that chicken from Popeyes!

  • It's wonderful.

  • It's just-- ah, it's crazy!

  • [CHEERING]

  • All right, yeah.

  • But listen, hey, I did a commercial for Popeyes.

  • Now there's a line for their sandwiches.

  • Coincidence?

  • Yes, it is.

  • I've done a lot of different things in my career,

  • but the problem is, I don't remember a lot of them,

  • or really any of them.

  • But they're all on tape.

  • So just for fun--

  • and let's test my memory.

  • It's a new game that we're calling "Was I In That?"

  • All righty, then.

  • If you see your name on a screen, come on down.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [CHEERING]

  • Hi, you two.

  • One of you is Alicia.

  • One of you is Diane.

  • Who are you?

  • Correct.

  • I'm Alicia.

  • Hi, Alicia.

  • And Diane.

  • Yeah!

  • You live in Phoenix?

  • Hi, yes!

  • Hi.

  • Both of you-- you're bouncy.

  • Both of you are very bouncy and spongy.

  • No, it's fine.

  • There's no rules here at all.

  • OK.

  • Here's how the game works.

  • We're going to show a movie, a TV show, a commercial.

  • It's going to pop up on the screen,

  • and then we're all going to guess if I've been in it.

  • You may think this is unfair because I have an advantage,

  • but I'm more like Dory than you possibly know.

  • [CLAPPING]

  • I really have no memory.

  • So this is a fun game for all of us.

  • I think.

  • Let's see.

  • Woo!

  • "Sesame Street."

  • Oh.

  • All right, Alicia, are you going to guess?

  • I'll let y'all guess first.

  • OK.

  • You were not in that.

  • Not on "Sesame Street."

  • You were on "Sesame Street."

  • You think I was.

  • Did you see me on it?

  • Huh?

  • Yes.

  • Well, then, I'll agree with you.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • That's how I'm going to--

  • I'm going to follow everyone else's lead.

  • I was on it?

  • You saw me?

  • Yeah.

  • All right, let's take a look.

  • I was on "Sesame Street."

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • Hi!

  • Oh, hi, Elmo.

  • Hi.

  • Hey, wait a minute.

  • What?

  • Did you hear that?

  • Hear what?

  • "Ellen" and "Elmo."

  • They're sort of the same.

  • Yeah!

  • [CLAPPING]

  • I was on "Sesame Street."

  • Thank you.

  • Wow.

  • Good job.

  • Yeah!

  • I don't-- and yet you remember that.

  • That's wonderful.

  • Let's see another one.

  • God.

  • What do you think, Alicia?

  • I'm going to just go again with a no.

  • All right, yeah.

  • Stick with the no's.

  • Diane, have I been in that?

  • I don't know.

  • I'm going to go with a no, too.

  • Well, I don't-- it sounds really familiar to me,

  • and I really don't remember doing commercials except

  • for the recent ones I've done.

  • But I think I have.

  • I feel like I have done that.

  • OK.

  • So let's see.

  • Hello, Very Fine.

  • No, you're not shrinking.

  • The bottle is larger.

  • Hello, Very Fine.

  • It's 64 ounces.

  • Well, I suppose so, yes, you could lift weights with it.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • [CLAPPING]

  • Is that company still around?

  • Do we know?

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • It is?

  • And they let me go.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Apparently, I didn't do a good job.

  • All right, let's see another one.

  • Alicia?

  • What are you going to do now?

  • I'm going to stick with a no.

  • All right.

  • Diane, have I done this?

  • I think you have.

  • Yes.

  • Really?

  • I don't think so.

  • Oh, OK.

  • This is one thing I feel strongly that I did not do.

  • OK.

  • Let's take a look.

  • You can dial 1-800-COLLECT.

  • Here's how it works-- dial 1-800-COLLECT.

  • Yeah, I just saved you some cash.

  • You're welcome.

  • Love ya.

  • Yeah, that's David Spade.

  • That's not me.

  • [CLAPPING]

  • People confuse David Spade and me a lot, but that's not me.

  • All right, let's see another one.

  • Alicia?

  • Oh, I'm going to-- yes, you were on it.

  • Yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm going to agree.

  • Yes.

  • Somehow, I have a vague memory that I was on it.

  • I don't remember it, but I'm just going to say yes.

  • All right.

  • Hi.

  • Hello.

  • How you doing?

  • Good.

  • She in there?

  • I believe so.

  • OK.

  • Uh-- I'm not supposed to allow anybody in.

  • Wow.

  • [CLAPPING]

  • I've had quite a career.

  • I've done more than I remember.

  • All right.

  • [DINGING]

  • That's all.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Woo!

  • Just when I thought I was having quite a career,

  • it stopped there.

  • All right, let's tally up the points.

  • There are no points.

  • You're both getting a 65-inch TCL Roku TV, and--

  • [CHEERING]

  • --me too.

I want to talk about all the jobs

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