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  • Hey, I'm Dimitri Martin.

  • You can buy tickets to my wandering mind tour at dmitri martin dot com, Um, or at Dmitri Martin.

  • Official is my instagram thing, whatever you call it.

  • Okay, so I'm here to answer some questions from Reddit that people were too afraid to ask, but I'm not too afraid to answer.

  • Just as an aside, it's nice to be asked to do it again.

  • I understand.

  • I don't know somebody was saying this or if I made this up, but I guess my answers were exceptional last time, and it helps a lot of people.

  • So there's a lot going on in the world, and I know, read it too.

  • Pretty important resource for a lot of people who don't have anything better to do with their lives to 92 to 1 37 asked.

  • Do infants drink water?

  • I feel like I've never seen this from my experience.

  • They do if you dip them in it.

  • If you get the infant kind of under the water.

  • If the mouth part goes either face down into the water or even face up to the side, as long as it's kind of like under infant will drink a little bit of water.

  • Big Bang.

  • Zebraman asks.

  • Is it okay to discriminate against an alien from outer space?

  • Well, you're in trouble right off the bat with the word you're using their You're calling them an alien from outer space.

  • That's offensive.

  • Okay, that's a calling them an illegal from outer space.

  • No, it's not.

  • Okay.

  • And you shouldn't use that word.

  • The question should be Is it okay to discriminate against a non earth being seen as a person?

  • And that's offensive from outer space.

  • And I wouldn't say from outer space.

  • I would just say from space because that could be offensive geographically.

  • You know, Justin, Miss asks if I feed my dog kitten food, Will the dogs start displaying cat like tendencies?

  • No.

  • Cool jazz combo ass.

  • Which part of an Oreo is better?

  • The biscuit or the cream?

  • Well, there is no part of an Oreo.

  • That's a biscuit.

  • So I'm not sure what kind of a trick question you're trying to throw at me.

  • But Oreos do not have biscuits.

  • Backseat Romeo 14 asks.

  • Is it normal to find the sound of the dishwasher completing its cycle to be relaxing first of all kudos to you for recognizing a feminine dishwasher and for not being afraid to talk about the dishwasher completing its cycle.

  • If it's a particularly heavy month for the dishwasher, the sound might not be as relaxing.

  • But I don't want a stereotype.

  • Dishwashers, female dishwashers.

  • But, yes, it can be relaxing.

  • I think that's a misconception that every female appliance has trouble when they're completing their cycles.

  • Sometimes it's perfectly smooth.

Hey, I'm Dimitri Martin.

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