Name: An Old White Guy Won Tuesday's Primaries
Uploaded: 2020-03-18T17:12:18.000Z
Duration: 3 min 11 s
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OF COURSE, IT WAS ANOTHER BIG DAY IN THE DEMOCRATIC

SIX MORE STATES WENT TO THE POLLS TODAY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN

NOW, WE TAPE THE SHOW BEFORE WE GET THE RESULTS, SO AT THIS

POINT, WE'RE NOT SURE IF VOTERS WILL CHOOSE THE ELDERLY WHITE

MAN WHO'S CONSTANTLY YELLING, OR THE ELDERLY WHITE MAN WHO'S

ACCORDING TO POLLING, BERNIE SANDERS APPEALS TO YOUNGER

VOTERS, WHILE JOE BIDEN IS DOING BETTER WITH OLDER VOTERS.

BERNIE DOES WELL WITH YOUNGER VOTERS, BECAUSE OF HIS POLICIES

WHILE BIDEN  DOES WELL WITH OLDER VOTERS BECAUSE OF HIS

POLICY OF STILL USING THE WORD "MALARKEY" IN 2020.

( LAUGHTER ) BERNIE IS MORE POPULAR THAN EVER

IN RESPONSE TO THIS, HIS CAMPAIGN HAS NOW STARTED BILLING

ASTRONAUTS ON BOARD THE INERNATIONAL SPACE STATION HAVE

DISCOVERED THAT LETTUCE GROWN IN SPACE IS MORE NUTRITIOUS THAN

"SPACE LETTUCE" IS RICHER IN NUTRIENTS SUCH AS POTASSIUM AND

NOW, TO BE CLEAR, WHEN WE SAY "SPACE LETTUCE," ARE WE OR ARE

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION IS HEALTHIER.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE BRUNCH IS GOING TO GET

ONCE RESTAURANTS START SERVING LETTUCE THAT'S "SPACE TO TABLE."

( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON, WE HAVE SOME NEWS

TODAY, HARVARD UNIVERSITY TOLD ITS STUDENTS TO STAY HOME AFTER

CLASSES FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER WILL BE HELD ENTIRELY

SO, NOW IF SOMEONE BRAGS TO YOU THAT THEY GO TO HARVARD, YOU CAN

THAT'S ONE OF THOSE ONLINE SCHOOLS, RIGHT?"

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, STUDENTS AT U.S.C.

ARE ALSO BEING TOLD TO STAY HOME, BECAUSE THEIR RICH, FAMOUS

PARENTS ARE STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BRIBERY.

ALSO TODAY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT, DUE TO CORONAVIRUS, THE

MUSIC FESTIVAL COACHELLA HAS NOW BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL OCTOBER.

IN FACT, HEADLINER "RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" HAS ALREADY CHANGED

AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY MUSICAL ACT THAT PLANS TO BE IN

YOU CAN ALSO COUNT ON MILEY VIRUS, JUSTIN FEVER, THE FLU

( LAUGHTER ) THE ONLY BAND YET TO CONFIRM IS

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