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  • FOLKS, WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED.

  • MY FIRST GUEST IS A COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AUTHOR, AND BANJOIST.

  • HE HAS BEEN HONORED WITH GRAMMYS, AN EMMY, AND AN ACADEMY

  • AWARD.

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," STEVE MARTIN!

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> Stephen: HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

  • WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THE DEAL.

  • WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • ( BELL RINGING ) OH, SHOOT, SORRY.

  • YEAH, I FORGOT.

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME "THE" STEVE MARTIN.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

  • >> THANK YOU!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU

  • AGAIN.

  • GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S NOT ONLY NICE TO SEE YOU AS, LIKE, A FAN AND

  • AS A COLLEAGUE, BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE YOU LOOK

  • FANTASTIC.

  • >> I KNOW.

  • I KNOW.

  • AND THAT'S WHAT WAS SO AMAZING.

  • NO, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

  • I WOKE UP ABOUT THREE DAYS AGO, AND I LOOKED AT MYSELF, AND I

  • SAID, "WHOA!

  • I'M-- I'M HAVING A MOMENT RIGHT NOW; AND I NEED TO GO ON A TV

  • SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: SO PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, SO PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

  • IN TWO DAYS IT COULD BE JUST UNH.

  • >> Stephen: YOU AND THE GREAT MARTY SHORT--

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: DO A SHOW AROUND THE COUNTRY.

  • PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IT.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) NOW, DO I HAVE THIS CORRECTLY,

  • YOU ARE ACTUALLY TAKING YOUR SHOW TO THE U.K.?

  • >> YES, WE ARE GOING TO DUBLIN, GLASGOW, BELFAST, AND LONDON.

  • >> Stephen: NOW, JUST-- IS IT A COINCIDENCE--

  • >> BY THE WAY, THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT IRELAND NEEDS IS

  • ANOTHER LEPRECHAUN.

  • MARTY SHORT.

  • IT'S JUST LIKE-- ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: NOW, IS IT A COINCIDENCE YOU'RE GOING OVER

  • THERE, AND HARRY AND MEGHAN ARE COMING TO DO NORTH AMERICA, AND

  • NOW THERE'S AN OPEN SLOT IN THE ROYAL FAMILY?

  • >> YUP, YUP.

  • WELL, THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEGHAN AND HARRY AND

  • MARTY AND ME.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THAT?

  • >> WE SHOW UP.

  • AND DID YOU KNOW-- BY THE WAY, I FOUND THIS VERY TOUCHING.

  • MEGHAN MARKLE, ON THE QUEEN'S 93rd BIRTHDAY, GAVE HER AN

  • ENGRAVED BRACELET.

  • >> Stephen: OH, THAT'S LOVELY.

  • WHAT DID IT SAY?

  • >> IT SAID, "DO NOT RESUSCITATE."

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: YOU'LL DO GREAT!

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'LL DO GREAT!

  • SO DO YOU-- HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DO AS A ROYAL?

  • >> I THINK I PROBABLY HAVE ROYAL BLOOD, AND IF THERE'S ROOM FOR

  • ME OVER THERE, WHATEVER THEY WANT, I'M THERE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE ROYAL BLOOD?

  • HAVE YOU HAD YOUR GENEALOGY OR ANYTHING DONE LIKE THAT?

  • >> JUST BASED ON LOOKS AROUND.

  • DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO-- A PHOTO OF THE QUEEN TO LOOK AT, JUST TO

  • COMPARE.

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS-- NO, NO, WE HAVE IT RIGHT

  • HERE.

  • >> THAT'S TYEAH.

  • YOU COULD SHOW THAT.

  • YEAH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • I SEE IT.

  • IT'S NICE ( APPLAUSE )

  • SHE LOOKS-- SHE LOOKS GOOD.

  • >> FANTASTIC.

  • >> Stephen: SHE LOOKS GOOD!

  • SHE SHOULD GET ON TV.

  • >> DO NOT RESUSCITATE THAT GUY, EITHER.

  • >> Stephen: MARTY?

  • >>Y DON'T THINK-- DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF MARTY THERE?

  • >> Stephen: I DO.

  • IT'S A LITTLE LESS REGAL, SLIGHTLY LESS.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THIS IS-- IS THIS TRUE THAT

  • I JUST HEARD THAT YOU AND THE COWGIRL HERE ARE GOING TO DO A

  • TV SHOW TOGETHER?

  • >> WE ARE.

  • FOR HULU.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • AND IT'S EITHER-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S TV.

  • >> IT'S EITHER HULU OR HULA.

  • WHICH ARE VERY DIFFERENT.

  • WE'RE DOING ACTUALLY A FILMED CRIME SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: LIKE A PROCEDURAL?

  • >> THE TITLE OF THE SHOW IS, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING"--

  • YOU THINK I'M JOKING BUT THIS IS TRUE.

  • "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING."

  • WE'RE TWO OLDER GUYS WHO LIVE IN.

  • >> Stephen:-- A BUILDING.

  • >> BUILDING, CO-OP I GUESS THEY CALL IT.

  • WE DISCOVER, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER WE BOTH

  • HAVE AN INTEREST IN TRUE CRIME SHOWS.

  • AND WE THOUGHT WE COULD SOLVE OLD CRIME SHOWS AND WE REALIZED

  • WE WERE OLDER AND TIRED SO WE DECIDE WE'D ONLY DO MURDERS IN

  • THE BUILDING.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY, I DON'T

  • WANT YOU TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY, BUT I ASSUME SOMEBODY IS

  • MURDERED IN YOUR BUILDING?

  • >> EXACTLY.

  • YOU'RE A SMART GUY.

  • >> Stephen: I'M IN TV.

  • I'M IN TV.

  • WHEN I CAN SEE IT THIS?

  • >> WE DON'T START SHOOTING UNTIL FIXTURE FALL.

  • >> Stephen: I'LL BE DEAD.

  • >> YOU'LL SEE IT IN THE SUMMER.

  • >> Stephen: SPEAK OF BRITISH ROYALTY.

  • >> SURE.

  • >> Stephen: WE ALL LOST COMEDIC ROYALTY LAST WEEK WHEN

  • THE GREAT TERRY JONES DIED FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE FLYING

  • CIRCUS.

  • DID YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS?

  • >> I DID.

  • I HAD SEVERAL OCCASIONS THROUGH THE YEARS TO SPEND TIME WITH

  • THEM.

  • I CAME CLOSE FRIEND WITH ERIC HIDELE AND JOHN CLOSE.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY.

  • >> I FIRST MET PEM THEM-- WELL I FIRST MET THEM IN 1980.

  • THEY WERE DOING THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.

  • AND I SAID I'VE NEVER MET THESE GUYS AND I'D LIKE TO MEET THEM

  • AND I INVITED THEM TO AN AFTER-PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

  • >> Stephen: AND THEY CAME?

  • >> THEY ALL CAME.

  • AND IT WAS SWEET AND IT WAS NICE.

  • I HAD A JACUZZI AND TERRY JONES WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IN BY

  • HIMSELF AND HE WAS NAIK GLD I'VE SEEN SEVERAL PHOTOS OF HIM

  • NAKED.

  • THAT WAS A THING.

  • HE ENJOYED BEING NAKED.

  • >> AND THEN THEY SENT ME A WONDERFUL GIFT.

  • >> AND ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A SPECIAL

  • OBJECT.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS A REAL THING.

  • THIS IS NOT A BIT.

  • >> IT'S A CERAMIC FOOPT AND THEY ALL SIGNED IT.

  • AND I'VE HAD IT ON MY LITTLE SHELF --

  • >> Stephen: THE NIGHT THAT THEY VISITED?

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> Stephen: THEY SENT IT THE NIGHT THEY VISITED.

  • >> THEY SUBSEQUENTLY SENT IT BECAUSE IT'S GLAZED.

  • THAT'S YET SIGNATURES HAVEN'T WORN OFF.

  • >> Stephen: THERE'S TERRY JONES, ERIC IDLE.

  • >> IT WILL BE VERY SAD WHEN I AUCTION THIS.

  • BUT STILL-- ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: LET ME BID.

  • LET ME BID.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE SAD WHEN I DROP IT.

  • >> I WORKED WITH THEM-- DON'T DROP THAT.

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO PUT IT OVER HERE SO I DON'T.

  • WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT OIFER THERE ON THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU SO I'M

  • NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.

  • >WHAT WAS IT LOOK FOR SOMEBODY LIKE YOU

  • WHO WAS-- NOT THAT YOU'RE BIG NOW.

  • YOU WERE NEW AND HUGE AND HAD REALLY CHANGED COMEDY, AND WHAT

  • WAS IT LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET A COMEDIC HERO.

  • >> NICE OF YOU TO SAY.

  • FOR ME TO MEET THEM?

  • I WAS THINKING THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

  • >> Stephen: YES.

  • HOW DO YOU EXPRESS TO YOUR COMEDIC HEROES, LIKE, WHAT THEY

  • MEAN TO YOU?

  • >> WELL, IT'S VERY AWKWARD.

  • IT'S LIKE ANYONE YOU MEET, WHEN THEY'RE UP, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

  • JUST KIND OF NERVOUS AROUND THEM.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> AND YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THEM.

  • AND I THOUGHT THEY'D HATE ME.

  • MY COMEDY WAS VERY BROAD AND VERY STUPID BECAUSE THAT WAS THE

  • INTENT.

  • AND THEIR COMEDY WAS VERY SUBTLE AND SOPHISTICATED.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S A VERY GENEROUS DESCRIPTION-- A VERY

  • GENEROUS DESCRIPTION OF "THE MINISTRY OF FUNNY WALKS."

  • BUT IF YOU HAD ANY ADVICE FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME, IF I WERE TO

  • EVER MEET A COMEDIC HERO-- AND I HAVEN'T YET-- BUT IF I WERE TO

  • MEET A COMEDIC HERO.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> PERFECT CHORD.

  • >> Stephen: HOW WOULD I EXPRESS THAT TO THIS COMEDIC

  • HERO WITHOUT MAKING THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE?

  • >> I WOULD SAY, "I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH, AND I'VE FOLLOWED YOU

  • MY WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU ALWAYS MEANT A LOT TO ME."

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU.

  • >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • >> Stephen: I DOLL THAT.

  • I WILL DO EXACTLY THAT.

  • >> YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO REHEARSE IT.

  • GO AHEAD.

  • >> Stephen: I CAN TRY THAT?

  • I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR WORK YOUR ENTIRE--

  • >> THANKS.

  • ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO.

  • OH, A CARD FELL.

  • OH, THIS IS SO FUNNY.

  • ANYWAY, GO AHEAD.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, THAT

  • SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

  • WHY DON'T WE TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK, BUT DON'T YOU GO AWAY

  • BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MR. STEVE MARTIN.

FOLKS, WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED.

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