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  • I own a lot of clothes like too many, like an unreasonable number of close.

  • Regardless, here is every single piece I own.

  • So I've always thought about building my wardrobe the same way I think about drinking, which is bottoms up just so fucking cheesy.

  • Anybody's basically What I'm trying to say is I buy pants first, and then I think about what color's been silhouettes of tops with Compliment.

  • Um, this is because obviously, pants are generally way more expensive than tops, so I own fewer of them.

  • And I also feel like the pants that you own, and specifically the silhouette of genes that you choose really set the tone for your whole wardrobe and acts as a basis of your whole style.

  • These are my absolute favorite jeans in the fucking universe, but they cost like an arm and a leg and three or four kidneys on the black market.

  • So thrifty genes like these ones are a godsend because they only cost, like half of an egg.

  • Maybe, since most of my bottoms are on the looser and nothing is super skin tight and scandalous, I like to contrast that with my tops.

  • Most of which show off either my collarbones shoulders or an egregious amount of acne.

  • When I'm shopping for tops, I think about them falling into one of two categories.

  • Either they're a statement top that on its own is cute enough to dress up a simple pair of jeans.

  • Or they're a nice blank background to pair with some flunky president pants or a little bit more of a crazy out.

  • Obviously, nice letters have to be a little bit more high coverage, so I don't freeze my clavicle off in the winter.

  • But I still look for details that set them apart like equipment, texture or pattern.

  • Or, at the very least, a good old fashioned Steve calls turtle.

  • I also own some basic teas for when I can't be bothered to wrangle my boobs into one of those affinity, friendly looking tops.

  • And it also happens to be what I wear like five days of the week, when I'm a complete and utter editing lumped in case you're wondering what the hell is going on here.

  • This is a scientifically accurate representation of my last brain cells.

  • When I'm up at 4 a.m. Still one final cut pro Okay, that's enough of that moving on.

  • When it comes to jackets and coats, I am a complete texture whore.

  • I look for pieces of that already worked with my existing color palette, but add that extra layer of dimension with some nice denim or leather or any of that texture goodness tonight.

  • So I own a lot of dresses, but in my defense they each have their own purpose.

  • Like my first date dress, my second date.

  • Dress my dress for hiding my hands during socially awkward.

  • This region's my all literally never had an occasion to wear this, but I'm keeping it because it's pretty.

  • Dress my picnic bitch dress, my cord core picnic bitch dress.

  • My, I think I'm just addicted to buying gingham dresses.

  • Dress my I forgot to shave my legs dress my I remember to shave my legs dress and, of course, my I ate way too much of Thanksgiving and not under my jeans fit.

  • But at least this dress fits dressed in case I don't feel like peeing for an entire day.

  • I also owns the rompers, including this one with a thoroughly broken zipper that I'm cleaning onto for no reason I am a big fan of miniskirts, as you guys may have noticed in my videos.

  • I think they just worked well for my height and my body types.

  • And they also come with the phone bonus of getting cat called by a ton of old, creepy men whenever I wear them outside.

  • Wow, I love the patriarchy.

  • I own a couple shorts and clearly don't own an iron.

  • But these are really the only ones that matter.

  • You know how most shorts get kind of like sad and flatted By the end of the summer of wearing them Nazis was these ones I wore for, like, five months straight and they're still going strong.

  • I'm not a huge bag lady.

  • And mostly I'm just looking for bags that will work with the most outfits possible.

  • Hence all of the blacks.

  • Plus 90% of the time, I'm just wearing my trusty old back past the class.

  • Anyways, I have developed into a little bit of a crazy hat lady, though I have quite a few, which range from newspaper hotel Art ho, which are pretty much my only two moods, so at least I got that covered.

  • I also own literally one scarf?

  • Yup.

  • Just the ones on exciting Category two and this video.

  • Okay, that's it.

  • Guys, you're cruising down on six.

I own a lot of clothes like too many, like an unreasonable number of close.

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