Name: Today’s Future Now - Stupid Stuff at the CES 2020 Tech Expo | The Daily Show
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The future is coming fast, and it's here now,

which means Ronny Chieng is back with another installment

The "Computer" Electronics Show in Las Vegas just wrapped up.

where tech companies show off new gadgets so useless,

The nation's most anticipated tech show of the year

opens its doors to the public today in Las Vegas.

The Consumer Electronics Show-- CES-- gives us a glimpse

that will be making its way into our lives.

WOMAN: This year at CES, there's a faucet I can talk to.

like a lot of work, then meet the U by Moen Smart Faucet.

Hey, Google, ask Moen to dispense two cups of water.

FEMALE VOICE: Wave over sensor to dispense two cups now.

At last, a faucet that takes 30 minutes to fill a cup.

"Finally a sink for me, the guy who wants

"to drink exactly two cups of water and not a drop more.

Also, by the way, every faucet is a faucet you can talk to

if you're very, very lonely, okay? Trust me.

It's, like, you ask it for a cup of water, and it's like,

"Look, I'm just not ready to open up right now, okay?"

And if you're hoping CES will bring us the latest advancements

in artificial intelligence, well, keep hoping,

because the robot uprising is gonna take a while.

the world's first artificial humans at this year's

Creators claim that the human avatars have the ability

to converse and sympathize like real people.

Okay, so, I'm about to get to chat with Neon

Wow. Millions of dollars in research and development,

It's like, "Hey, Neon, how do we solve climate change?"

And also, how does it even know it likes pizza?

How can you trust something that's never eaten before?

That's like asking the pope about his favorite sex position.

-(groaning) -He's not qualified to answer, okay?

And what kind of sorry-ass tech demo is this?

Why do I have to ask the guy to ask the robot for me?

Imagine if that's how it worked with Siri.

not all the stupid stuff at CES is useless this year,

because one new invention might actually change our lives.

while grocery shopping based on their DNA.

So you go into the supermarket, take a DNA test, and then,

you wear a band that scans groceries as you shop

to recommend the best food for you based on your DNA.

So what-what I can do, if I'm wearing this device,

is turn up to the supermarket and actually scan a product.

DNA grocery shopping kind of sounds like it might make sense.

Although, I got to be honest. This whole thing sounds

like the world's worst Lizzo remix, all right?