Name: I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking - OBJ’s Butt-Slap & Cheating Astros | The Daily Show
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on the world of sports with another edition

of I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking.

That's right. We're here to talk about sports and show America

that black people and dumb people can get along.

That's right. Wait, are you saying that I'm black?

-LSU, college football champs. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

WOOD: Sunday, we know who will be meeting in the Super Bowl.

my pickup basketball team won the big game last night.

-You were playing fifth graders, Roy. -A win is a win.

let's start with the biggest news of the day.

NEWSWOMAN: We are getting some breaking news now.

championship celebration with his alma mater, LSU.

NEWSMAN: New reports indicate a judge signed the warrant

from inside the Louisiana State locker room on Monday night.

Beckham appears to slap the guard's backside.

The arrest warrant is for a charge of simple battery.

Odell Beckham Jr. slapped a cop on the butt.

Who goes back to college to get in trouble, okay?

You're supposed to do that before you leave.

That's like going back to your parents' house,

Now, okay, okay. That's one way of looking at it.

-But let's be fair, Kosta. Odell parties a lot. -All right.

Probably thought that was one of them stripper cops.

And to me, a slap on the ass is harmless.

It's like saying, "Good job. Did a good job."

All right, well, you never slap my ass after one of these.

-I would if you did a good job. -Well, look, look, look, look...

the Houston Astros won the 2017 World Series,

A major league bombshell, the Houston Astros

NEWSMAN: The Houston Astros stole pitching signs

MLB says the Astros used a camera in center field

to decode pitching signs from opposing teams.

The information was then relayed to the dugout,

sometimes via text message on a smartwatch,

NEWSMAN 2: The Astros face a record $5 million fine

Hold-hold up. The Astros cheated their way to a championship,

$5 million. That's, like, four stadium hot dogs.

-I-I mean... -No. No, Michael, you know what?

Catchers have been using the same little signs

-(cheers, applause) -I didn't... I... -That's how you do it.

Well, let's move on to some international sports news.

but they're already making headlines, Roy.

The International Olympic Committee issued guidelines

of a political nature, including kneeling.

Political signs and armbands are also banned.

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