Theoddsofbeingin a fatalplanecrashareaboutonein 11,000,000 meaningifyoufleweverysingledayyou'veneedtoliveabout 30,000 yearstoactuallygetintoanaccident.
Sothat's notgonnabutteranyparsnipsisit?
Well, nextbestthing, youcouldbecomeanastronaut.
That's about a onein 100 chanceofdyingonlaunch—I mean, thatsounds a lotbetter, butconsideringyou'llneedatleast a master's degree, practicallyperfecthealth, andtesticlesmadeentirelyofsteel, thatdoeslike a bittoomuchwork.