Name: Lori Loughlin’s Prison Training, John Bolton’s Testimony & Andrew Cuomo’s Good Deed | The Daily Show
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Others know her as the star of every other Hallmark movie.

as the inmate you don't want to mess with.

REPORTER: Actress Lori Loughlin is reportedly preparing

for a possible lockup with a prison coach.

she's learning martial arts and prison lingo.

after pleading not guilty in a college admissions scandal.

What, is she gonna be in the prison yard her first day

and be like, "All right, I'm going into my...

People are like, "Oh, I can tell you've been here before."

Also, learning martial arts right before you go to jail

and then she'll be like, "Oh, yeah? You want to shank me?

"Come at me, come-- Yeah, but come at me from this side.

"No, no kicks. I haven't learned kicks yet.

By the way, what kind of prison does Aunt Becky think

She's gonna be with other rich white women.

Martial arts is not the training she needs to survive there.

And they'll be like, "Oh, is that why you didn't have time

but then she still goes back to making Hallmark movies.

"The true meaning of Christmas is in your heart.

"Now let's put some pudding cups out there

Because while Aunt Becky is getting ready to go to prison,

Uncle John may be getting to-- ready to send someone there.

that could tremendously impact negotiations

over President Trump's impeachment trial.

Trump's former national security advisor, John Bolton,

now says he is ready and willing to testify

REPORTER: Senate Republican aides are downplaying

Bolton's announcement, speculating Bolton is trying

John Bolton now says he's willing to testify

for starting a war with Iran without him.

it's like seeing his ex going on the vacation

You know? He's like, "Oh, so now you want to go to Iran, Trump?

Now, some people are saying the only reason

Bolton is willing to testify is because he wants

if he made that part of his demands to testify?

"Uh, my next witness is a best-selling author,

"uh, here to testify about quid pro quo with Ukraine.

And after that, we got a performance by Lizzo. Mah."

Well, the governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo,

Well, New York's governor once again became

a first responder after a crash on the highway.

Andrew Cuomo rescued a man from a partially overturned truck

Monday afternoon on a highway in New York City,

and staffers shot that video you're watching right there

of the governor helping the driver out of the wreck.

The man is okay. And this is the third time

It's cool that Governor Cuomo helped that driver.

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