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  • I was looking at Facebook today, Man, I'm feeling really.

  • You wonder why I'm feeling insecure these days.

  • Have been going on for a while, man.

  • You know, it ain't it is not fun sharing the name with somebody else, period.

  • Because you just want to be unique.

  • Sure, even if your name John Smith, you want that name to yourself, try try years of Oh, my and trust, right.

  • You don't even get a last name.

  • People just get you for your first name.

  • I'm guilty.

  • That back, man.

  • Mark, you get so mad.

  • That's why I can't even get mad.

  • And Martha get mad at me because we used to access.

  • So we had a dude who had a sound boy and he had that he had that My aunt from from the marshal with the Martin Lawrence margins become they try to do a serious review, and I'd liketo say how I feel about Shin was missing my way.

  • He used to stop these idlers.

  • Just used me quiver initiative.

  • But I got to a point.

  • You could tell he was real serious, but he just ignored Hey, get more serious about his review.

  • Did you get loud.

  • I don't think it's the way that they actually treated the juice back to my aunt.

  • And I just said that I should be in Rio, but so I guess I shouldn't be too too upset.

  • But I thought when I was growing up, people used to call me weird for my name.

  • He used to say, Man, you know, Corey Coleman.

  • I mean, like, adults.

  • That's a girl's name, isn't it?

  • Especially when you spoke to, like, my name with a K.

  • So I spell I felt extra unique.

  • So you can understand how I feel.

  • Like when Cory Goodwin comes in here with a K.

  • But, you know, as Korean Korean, you know, corgis to do from George is cool and everything but big six languages.

  • Yeah, sitting in sas another thing.

  • But don't don't tell nobody.

  • Well, yeah.

  • I mean, he's hanging here with me, you know, we on the sad.

  • Yeah.

  • How elevated can he be?

  • We're on the same level, you know.

  • I know.

  • He I know.

  • You think I'm gonna you know, because I'm there.

  • Hi.

  • How you doing?

  • Foot on it Makes everything right.

  • Oh, there's no escape from here.

  • But King crab.

  • Okay, You got that clone, is it?

  • Oh, no.

  • Better down here, brother.

  • You don't want to go up.

  • Ah, Uh uh Ah!

  • King Crab Negro.

  • Come on down.

  • What is good?

  • But my mother lately she's been getting Ah, lot of enquiries from people.

  • And especially today when I look on Facebook and I used to laugh about this because there's another Corey Coleman out.

  • They're gonna keep up with sports.

  • Too much for some doll right today.

  • Somebody.

  • Apparently.

  • Today I scored two touchdowns against the Ravens.

  • Mark.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • That's why I was running late today.

  • I was in the game going to touchdown on the last time.

  • I just kept running.

  • Came in here like Faras Go going.

  • He's going.

  • Oh, my God, He's gone.

  • He's gone.

  • You're never gonna see him again.

  • I just ran in here.

  • I must test people.

  • L Facebook.

  • It was right here.

  • McGill or a lot of the physics.

  • Cory scored two touchdowns against the Ravens.

  • And by the way, somebody would like you all.

  • They say, Hey, that's really not that hard to do.

  • Thio, let's go to third.

  • If you don't do the show, you have to do is show.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Oh, how's the team doing?

  • By the way, But my mother's getting asked about Corey Coleman, who used to play for Baylor.

  • Man.

  • Nice place for the for the, uh for the Browns, the Cleveland Browns.

  • And look, you got my jersey and everything right there, man.

  • And your son don't good man.

  • Yeah, he's from Waco.

  • He's from Waco, too.

  • Oh, this dude thing dude is from Waco, man.

  • And so my mother, ever since this dude, because he was like the what?

  • What, like the 15th on the draft?

  • Pick something there, Sammy.

  • And so And so when he got signed, my mother who was getting all kind of calls and people seeing on the streets off.

  • But I urge Opal, I just signed with the event, man, don't.

  • Nobody tries to rob her of her.

  • Stone is rich.

  • He plays for the NFL.

  • But when they got to the house and see that they will take what they want.

  • A collection of Tyler Perry movies.

  • Wait.

  • Hey, once you got no mike away, that's true.

  • She let him take that shit.

  • Not a work that thing anyway, they would have it, but she she getting calls from people.

  • Yeah.

  • Heard your baby to start the NFL.

  • And she like Now that's not the one.

  • But my baby's the one with the podcast with what down people like people do not like.

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • I mean, that's That's cool.

  • That's that's nice, Cube.

  • Yeah, I have to listen to them.

  • I've never felt more like a disappointment to my mother with the N f.

  • I think I know what some called up.

  • I can't.

  • What is it you doing, pi people shit us?

  • I'm I don't know.

  • Especially when you look at this brother that menaces rough with somebody had your name.

  • But when they have the same name as you do, and then the more successful you, that's rough.

  • I know.

  • I know that that motherfucking say you can't Just hanging up right now is one thing for me to feel like I'm a disappointment to my mother, But it's another for my mother.

  • Actually feel that way too.

  • Like she actually feels like, Damn, I wish that was my son that, you know, she came to the point where people come on the street like all right, just like that.

  • Damn it.

  • Not fucking him.

  • Maybe you can.

  • Freaky Friday.

  • Him somehow you could just beat my ass when I come around.

  • Yeah, it's spelled with a C.

  • I also see Okay, so he let he left me the cake.

  • There you go.

  • But you still the special K?

  • Yeah.

  • You were there.

  • You want to recite retarded?

  • Kate?

  • I didn't say that.

  • Excuse me.

  • Have I ever called me retarded?

  • Not even in jest.

  • You ever called me Special Mind?

  • Okay, Rito.

  • Okay, you know, So people want a pre show.

  • You gotta watch that.

  • The reason The reason I got breaking because court going any lab because I got extra man, he did.

  • And I just had to last call myself because that was like I was joking about retarded or he called me, retired.

  • We had this whole thing.

  • A priest.

  • I want to see it.

  • I said in the email when I was a man, is it?

  • But Cory Goodwin sent another email, and I was really mad about that because it was from it was beyond the Davis from the help from the help.

  • And the whole thing is like, I think she was smart.

  • Thanks.

  • You is intelligent.

  • It feels like he's doing it to you.

  • But I can't even read now.

  • I sent you my apology that everything was cool.

  • And then I saw what he said.

  • I was like, Ah, shit.

  • He started back up again.

  • Even when I thought I had the lab, you know, look at yourself had that.

  • But they said I said, Yes, I am.

  • It's intelligent.

  • I just ain't that court.

  • Yeah, People beat like your name.

  • I mean, yeah, I got a name.

  • Ain't nobody more famous.

  • And you could I said, my name is so unique that even if I just achieved just a little bit, at least I will be the Cory Koman that did that.

  • And then this Negro came.

  • There's a damn shame, man.

  • And now I'm thinking, You know what?

  • There's some scandal comes out with it.

  • I do not want thing bad on anybody.