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  • I was looking at Facebook today, Man, I'm feeling really.

  • You wonder why I'm feeling insecure these days.

  • Have been going on for a while, man.

  • You know, it ain't it is not fun sharing the name with somebody else, period.

  • Because you just want to be unique.

  • Sure, even if your name John Smith, you want that name to yourself, try try years of Oh, my and trust, right.

  • You don't even get a last name.

  • People just get you for your first name.

  • I'm guilty.

  • That back, man.

  • Mark, you get so mad.

  • That's why I can't even get mad.

  • And Martha get mad at me because we used to access.

  • So we had a dude who had a sound boy and he had that he had that My aunt from from the marshal with the Martin Lawrence margins become they try to do a serious review, and I'd liketo say how I feel about Shin was missing my way.

  • He used to stop these idlers.

  • Just used me quiver initiative.

  • But I got to a point.

  • You could tell he was real serious, but he just ignored Hey, get more serious about his review.

  • Did you get loud.

  • I don't think it's the way that they actually treated the juice back to my aunt.

  • And I just said that I should be in Rio, but so I guess I shouldn't be too too upset.

  • But I thought when I was growing up, people used to call me weird for my name.

  • He used to say, Man, you know, Corey Coleman.

  • I mean, like, adults.

  • That's a girl's name, isn't it?

  • Especially when you spoke to, like, my name with a K.

  • So I spell I felt extra unique.

  • So you can understand how I feel.

  • Like when Cory Goodwin comes in here with a K.

  • But, you know, as Korean Korean, you know, corgis to do from George is cool and everything but big six languages.

  • Yeah, sitting in sas another thing.

  • But don't don't tell nobody.

  • Well, yeah.

  • I mean, he's hanging here with me, you know, we on the sad.

  • Yeah.

  • How elevated can he be?

  • We're on the same level, you know.

  • I know.

  • He I know.

  • You think I'm gonna you know, because I'm there.

  • Hi.

  • How you doing?

  • Foot on it Makes everything right.

  • Oh, there's no escape from here.

  • But King crab.

  • Okay, You got that clone, is it?

  • Oh, no.

  • Better down here, brother.

  • You don't want to go up.

  • Ah, Uh uh Ah!

  • King Crab Negro.

  • Come on down.

  • What is good?

  • But my mother lately she's been getting Ah, lot of enquiries from people.

  • And especially today when I look on Facebook and I used to laugh about this because there's another Corey Coleman out.

  • They're gonna keep up with sports.

  • Too much for some doll right today.

  • Somebody.

  • Apparently.

  • Today I scored two touchdowns against the Ravens.

  • Mark.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • That's why I was running late today.

  • I was in the game going to touchdown on the last time.

  • I just kept running.

  • Came in here like Faras Go going.

  • He's going.

  • Oh, my God, He's gone.

  • He's gone.

  • You're never gonna see him again.

  • I just ran in here.

  • I must test people.

  • L Facebook.

  • It was right here.

  • McGill or a lot of the physics.

  • Cory scored two touchdowns against the Ravens.

  • And by the way, somebody would like you all.

  • They say, Hey, that's really not that hard to do.

  • Thio, let's go to third.

  • If you don't do the show, you have to do is show.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Oh, how's the team doing?

  • By the way, But my mother's getting asked about Corey Coleman, who used to play for Baylor.

  • Man.

  • Nice place for the for the, uh for the Browns, the Cleveland Browns.

  • And look, you got my jersey and everything right there, man.

  • And your son don't good man.

  • Yeah, he's from Waco.

  • He's from Waco, too.

  • Oh, this dude thing dude is from Waco, man.

  • And so my mother, ever since this dude, because he was like the what?

  • What, like the 15th on the draft?

  • Pick something there, Sammy.

  • And so And so when he got signed, my mother who was getting all kind of calls and people seeing on the streets off.

  • But I urge Opal, I just signed with the event, man, don't.

  • Nobody tries to rob her of her.

  • Stone is rich.

  • He plays for the NFL.

  • But when they got to the house and see that they will take what they want.

  • A collection of Tyler Perry movies.

  • Wait.

  • Hey, once you got no mike away, that's true.

  • She let him take that shit.

  • Not a work that thing anyway, they would have it, but she she getting calls from people.

  • Yeah.

  • Heard your baby to start the NFL.

  • And she like Now that's not the one.

  • But my baby's the one with the podcast with what down people like people do not like.

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • I mean, that's That's cool.

  • That's that's nice, Cube.

  • Yeah, I have to listen to them.

  • I've never felt more like a disappointment to my mother with the N f.

  • I think I know what some called up.

  • I can't.

  • What is it you doing, pi people shit us?

  • I'm I don't know.

  • Especially when you look at this brother that menaces rough with somebody had your name.

  • But when they have the same name as you do, and then the more successful you, that's rough.

  • I know.

  • I know that that motherfucking say you can't Just hanging up right now is one thing for me to feel like I'm a disappointment to my mother, But it's another for my mother.

  • Actually feel that way too.

  • Like she actually feels like, Damn, I wish that was my son that, you know, she came to the point where people come on the street like all right, just like that.

  • Damn it.

  • Not fucking him.

  • Maybe you can.

  • Freaky Friday.

  • Him somehow you could just beat my ass when I come around.

  • Yeah, it's spelled with a C.

  • I also see Okay, so he let he left me the cake.

  • There you go.

  • But you still the special K?

  • Yeah.

  • You were there.

  • You want to recite retarded?

  • Kate?

  • I didn't say that.

  • Excuse me.

  • Have I ever called me retarded?

  • Not even in jest.

  • You ever called me Special Mind?

  • Okay, Rito.

  • Okay, you know, So people want a pre show.

  • You gotta watch that.

  • The reason The reason I got breaking because court going any lab because I got extra man, he did.

  • And I just had to last call myself because that was like I was joking about retarded or he called me, retired.

  • We had this whole thing.

  • A priest.

  • I want to see it.

  • I said in the email when I was a man, is it?

  • But Cory Goodwin sent another email, and I was really mad about that because it was from it was beyond the Davis from the help from the help.

  • And the whole thing is like, I think she was smart.

  • Thanks.

  • You is intelligent.

  • It feels like he's doing it to you.

  • But I can't even read now.

  • I sent you my apology that everything was cool.

  • And then I saw what he said.

  • I was like, Ah, shit.

  • He started back up again.

  • Even when I thought I had the lab, you know, look at yourself had that.

  • But they said I said, Yes, I am.

  • It's intelligent.

  • I just ain't that court.

  • Yeah, People beat like your name.

  • I mean, yeah, I got a name.

  • Ain't nobody more famous.

  • And you could I said, my name is so unique that even if I just achieved just a little bit, at least I will be the Cory Koman that did that.

  • And then this Negro came.

  • There's a damn shame, man.

  • And now I'm thinking, You know what?

  • There's some scandal comes out with it.

  • I do not want thing bad on anybody.

  • And I want this brother to be successful.

  • I mean, I really do.

  • I want you to take the Corey Coleman name and I fucked that name up you receive It is now up to you, brother.

  • Avenge course home in with a C he's don't get a concussion.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I wouldn't say that after his concussion, he'll be doing pocket.

  • Maybe I'll be playing for 25 year old Corey Coleman.

  • Just sound with Waco Hornets.

  • Oh, it could be.

  • Hey, man, you know what?

  • The 45 I'm still in shape, man.

  • It's like they're playing Frisbee with my girl yesterday.

  • In which a girl A girl in my puppy.

  • Did you lose your?

  • No.

  • But my mojo was playing when I saw a man when I signed with the national freeze.

  • Believe it's gonna be me out there.

  • Coco 15th 15th draftsman on the National Frisbee League.

  • Distant trauma.

  • Yeah, Good exercise on Manning.

  • I think it's great exercise.

  • And you know something?

  • I can always look at things and say, Hey, at least a loo.

  • That's Cory Comb.

  • And I don't want to be successful, but at least I'm not that other course.

  • You'll know which one I'm talking about.

  • Like man that court blank man and yes, blood.

  • I'll tell you what somebody got.

  • The same name is Corey Feldman, and yawning doing is good.

  • It's done.

  • I'm changing name about Yeah, yeah, do it.

  • Do it Come on.

  • Oh, that cold man.

  • You leave.

  • That fell behind.

  • But people been asking me.

  • They've been asking me about Cory film all day.

  • I begin all kind of email.

  • Somebody already sent me an email today.

  • Say, Man, you got that thing for that.

  • Cringe.

  • So they said, If you do, you need to look at your fellow Cory over there.

  • They said what they asked me like all core is no, like all chorus keep up with each other we know is going on like man.

  • What's wrong with your course?

  • Let me talk to you, Cory.

  • Like men.

  • Ain't that would've been he had been gone for a long time.

  • Not really.

  • Just not in the major spotlight.

  • That is true.

  • He's been having a reality show where he had fast himself.

  • It's over.

  • Amateur Hugh Hugh Hefner with the stable of women, and he gives them a list of rules they have to follow.

  • Okay.

  • Is that what that's about?

  • Here?

  • Here he is.

  • He was on the today show.

  • That's what we're talking about.

  • Came on the Today show and people Kate, stop talking about like, What the fuck was Cory Feldman doing?

  • I think that's a hashtag Corey.

  • What the bullies like Goonies stand by me a license to drive.

  • He's always had a passion for singing.

  • And now Cory's got a double CD and we hear the labor like Skrill.

  • Except, you know, it's love.

  • So it looks I want, especially since records gotta support man.

  • But, you know, it doesn't point.

  • It gets to a point where you just gotta pull back and say, I ain't got nothing to do with that man.

  • That core is on his own.

  • It's Cory doing his thing ready.

  • I got a podcast.

  • You know this guy right here?

  • I don't know what the fuck is happening.

  • Here is a thing you were talking about.

  • How he has these women now.

  • So he's got He is trying to pull a You have a type of Hugh Hefner.

  • Allah Charlie Sheen.

  • Okay, because he's brought in.

  • We called his angel, right?

  • And this thing, this is crazy right here.

  • We're talking about with the with these angels.

  • He's actually treating this like like he's provide, like a social service.

  • Angels probably saved me once or twice in my life, and I like helping them as well That's why I created Cory's Angel's.

  • There's a way to help girls who are, like, kind of lost and needed to find their way to get their opportunities, their dreams and make them reality way book that is the same line that everybody on to catch a predator uses exactly every one of them.

  • No, I was trying to help her not go not be a victim of underage sex.

  • Yeah, except except harness.

  • That's the thing.

  • He's a grown ass women right here.

  • He's at He's talking about like he's so like, he's hosting, like some kind of ah, youth at risk Youth program, you know?

  • Hey, I'm just taking hot girls off the street and getting them to dick That they need, you know, is like, I'm showing them the way.

  • Yeah, to my pants.

  • Yeah, is a grown ass women like you doing a favorite like Martin.

  • I'm so happy that he's finally given these hot girls a place to go and something to do.

  • He's finally taking hot girls off the street because they've been so they've been so so at risk all these years.

  • Man, you know, this could quit bullshit.

  • And I'm trying to help you trying to fuck.

  • That's what you're trying to do.

  • And, you know, these are struggling l A actresses who are just looking for a chance at some kind of fame doing something that they finally found.

  • He found the desperate one waiting the bus station the way that the ones that tried one's got got turned down once I got turned down by Hefner, the ones that tried to get Charlie Sheen that, like he got a zoo, You know, the ones who audition for things where they just went, like at next.

  • Sorry.

  • No, you know, Yeah.

  • I finally hit the court, Phil.

  • Hey, you know, so maybe it is kind of an at risk program, And at that point is this to the road?

  • To divulge is in two different ways.

  • And one, uh, Corey Feldman and the other is porn.

  • Yeah, he's that barrier, right?

  • I'm taking these hot girls off the bus station before they get filled in all holes.

  • You know, it's like I know what this man is doing right here.

  • You know what, And that was weird itself right there.

  • You know, hot girls hanging out with Corey Feldman.

  • Just never thought of that 45 year old courtroom.

  • But then he started the dance and he gets so the whole thing.

  • He has his new record out, this new album, this new CD, whatever funk and this.

  • And it's where he's Ah, it's supposed to be a story, but where's to him?

  • Like some big concept album tryingto escape from hell and these angels of helping amount, there should be nothing but fucking way.

  • You call that shit Vanity Project on and said that Skrillex doesn't show any none, but it ain't number dub Step.

  • He's already behind with this shit.

  • Gotta fly way Peter Pan like that.

  • Look in the funny thing is, he put a dab in there a little bit of weight being weird.

  • I use that no more.

  • But if there was ever an appropriate time to do that, there was there.

  • Even people looking people say, Hey, man, what the fuck are you doing that man?

  • That man needs help.

  • I'm telling you, I'll appear laughing.

  • Yell up here making fun.

  • I'm even his boy from a stand by me.

  • Jerry.

  • Oh, Jerry O'Donnell Uh, Kano.

  • Yet Jerry O'Connell, Jerry O'Connell even come in.

  • It's like.

  • Hey, man.

  • Congratulations, man.

  • On your new out manual.

  • Smooth moves.

  • And brother, let me yell.

  • Stop!

  • You'll stop encouraging his man, Ray.

  • He's crying for help right now.

  • He needs it, you know, looking at this and either this is a joke or some performance art.

  • He's on some shit, man.

  • I have waited and I watched this thing twice while I was waiting for that point where I saw the way he kind of made a wink at the audience.

  • Let you know that, like, I know this is stupid.

  • Nothing happened.

  • No, man, it's funny because a lot of people are saying they're saying that he looks like a like he looks like like a like a m O Dracula.

  • So I was thinking about it.

  • We just got those black boots on his tip toing and froing like a turn into a bat Should be rolled out on a skate.

  • Boy got got his sad hoodie on and I was looking at it like know that brother looked like the Emperor made you know he was in the lost boys.

  • He waas He was I would look at this shit up and I was saying man.

  • This motherfucker looks just like the Emperor from Star Wars E mo Dub.

  • Step different.

  • You sure way, ELISA Civil Or you know what?

  • Some kind of separate sized track playing in the background.

  • So what's his quote unquote band doing back there?

  • They were playing in the background.

  • She and even instruments.

  • Just doing It's just you're even getting lost his shit.

  • I mean, it's it's if you look at them.

  • Look at this shit, man.

  • They're spaced out back to them.

  • They are so bored being here like one of mine, even playing.

  • She came in late.

  • She's still looking at the Florence it, you know.

  • And when you look at it, he's trying to do.

  • He's trying to some Michael Jackson shit.

  • Yeah, that's saying Michael Jackson shit he used to do back in the day when they were pals.

  • Back in the day.

  • He And here's the funny thing about it, man.

  • Every time he gets called on it, he's always my nine minutes.

  • My shit, man, you know, just it's just a coincidence that me and Michael Jackson started dancing at the same time.

  • I might have picked up a couple of moves, but No, I don't know, man.

  • He took some shit for me.

  • If anything, there's gonna be some m j moves coming here in a minute.

  • Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grow up dancing together.

  • Get the fuck out of here with that.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll start dancing together, and you got obsessed with him.

  • He's been doing this.

  • He's been doing this since the eighties.

  • Yeah, the first time that it happened, you made that movie dream a little dream where he was.

  • But no reason.

  • They don't explain that he was just this kid at school that just dressed like Michael Jackson and started, like trying to impress his girl with us.

  • Michael Jackson moves, Theo.

  • You want to be the girl dating that creeping motherfucking white dude that does Michael Jackson cosplay every day in high school?

  • That do you know?

  • And I never saw the movie.

  • Don't even know what that movie is about.

  • I just Everybody just knew that for some reason.

  • Came out like, Why is he dressed like Michael Jackson?

  • Well, he would go on talk shows doing it like, hey, check out this new thing I'm doing.

  • And he would just put on a show doing Michael Jackson concert later, baby, like, Oh, yeah.

  • Is that?

  • Yeah.

  • Today, I actually have to look at it because I remember you remember Agent Vega's?

  • Sure when him and I used to live together, remember?

  • Ah, I'm watching him on the on the show, and I said, Man, I cannot be the same show.

  • It was evening at the Improv, huh?

  • And he came out on a evening at the Improv and a lot of people wondering, like, Okay, it's Cory film.

  • He's finally got a sense of humor about things.

  • They thought that he was gonna come out in the whole dance and thing they thought that that was part of the joke.

  • I mean, it's a comedy show, so they thought it was, like, again performance art.

  • I gag that she went on for five minutes, and you should have seen the audience.

  • The audience with first.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • And then they cut back a little bit on the peoples coming.

  • Okay.

  • What the fuck is going on?

  • Like you want, tell some got down jokes.

  • You know, nobody was laughing.

  • People weirded out by that and, you know, it's ah, what I wouldn't give for interviews from people who were there last night or the staff of the club.

  • That was a moment where I thought, All right, he's acting normal now.

  • You know, he's finally finally kind of dropped the weird shit and he's growing up and he's being, you know, he's finally like saying Okay, you know, I was weird for a long time because the business did me that way, right?

  • Especially when he came out recently, Who was a photo that came out with?

  • The whole thing about Hollywood is full of pedophiles.

  • Oh, relies a woodland.

  • Yeah.

  • Elijah Wood came out.

  • He was saying something about a movie with a dress that I believe in.

  • And then a four day I sold two days.

  • It became a big deal.

  • Especially when Cory Feldman came out like, Oh, yeah, yeah.

  • I met a lot of pedophiles, man.

  • They had me playing At times, you feel like you missed out on a normal childhood.

  • What childhood?

  • I don't know what that I can tell you that the number one problem in Hollywood was and is and always will be pedophilia.

  • No, he's talking about pedophilia.

  • But if that's his enormous you get with Cory film and mess.

  • That's a big step, you know what I mean?

  • You look like Michael Jackson right now and doing that weird Skrillex emperor shit.

  • You know, he's looking like a normal person is the sand man is safe because, I mean, look, you didn't let him do his thing.

  • Let him do it.

  • It's just that he's always been doing his thing and and his stick never changes.

  • What changes is when they decide to focus on him.

  • I hated to, man, because this guy, like I grew up a Korean film.

  • You know, that was a guy wild like I didn't have.

  • No, he said he had my name and everything.

  • I was like rooting for him.

  • Another Cory rooting for another church.

  • I remember the movies.

  • I remember the Goonies, remember?

  • Stand by me.

  • Everybody loves the lost Boys, man.

  • They were the best thing about the lost boys in the movie him and, uh, pain gimmick or hey, I you know, I I never want to like I don't want to root against the guy I never don't want to see.

  • It's just sad to see when people's childhood, you know, with Hollywood and the business takes these people just turns them completely out.

  • And especially when you see in all those movies that he's done.

  • But he's been in the business a lot longer than people realize her.

  • He was, Ah, view on the Internet.

  • You can find all these commercials with him in there.

  • They have guy.

  • There was there was two commercials out there.

  • One is a Christmas commercial in one of his cocoa.

  • What?

  • And then I have another way.

  • He's on.

  • He's on the highest ketchup commercial.

  • He's like that little little kid comes out of nowhere.

  • Just asked me about you Catch up.

  • We owe froth.

  • You know, May Maybe he wasn't normal.

  • Bacteria maybe would never harm a little artistic ate.

  • It just has a thing for ketchup.

  • Wow.

  • Let me see you catch up.

  • That's not good manners.

  • You notice?

  • There.

  • Hi.

  • Gets out.

  • Get off me, bitch!

  • Catch off.

  • Catch up your tasted.

  • Do you remember back then how I just forgot all those commercials was how they worry the the highest catch up commercial that this whole thing with the catcher came out so slow and you would just be jacking off while you watch it come out.

  • Well, they saw that shit with sex, man, because they that shit, like porn out so slow, and they made it seem like Oh, yeah, You got your tongue.

  • Be looking at it while you're coming up.

  • Oh, bucket way.

  • I catch up.

  • So you guys got ketchup?

  • I, uh Yeah, we do.

  • What?

  • Your mom?

  • Yeah.

  • Let me get your kid.

  • You know, catch up.

  • Must weigh.

  • Got our hides.

  • You want some?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Bottle across.

  • Runs out that's pouring it on a little thick.

  • That's not my dad.

  • Hollywood pedophile.

  • You gotta catch a bottom.

  • Strange.

  • You know, you know.

  • Do you remember the fox in the hand?

  • Yeah, he was the voice of copper.

  • Yeah.

  • Fox in the house.

  • You You What do you do that for?

  • With losing?

  • To do that when we find what we have been tracking?

  • Well, I'm a fox.

  • My name's Todd.

  • What's your name?

  • Did my copper?

  • I'm no doctor.

  • Break dance like my boxes like Okay, but you know, people T stone teach, though.

  • You know what?

  • If it is successful and it works for him.

  • He's doing his thing.

  • As long as you heard nobody.

  • Yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • Fucking.

  • You know, it's still fucking weird, but, you know, let him let him do his thing.

  • Man, it's crazy.

  • That shit, it's It's less weird than his whole Cory's Angels thing.

  • No, it all kind of goes together, E.

  • I mean, don't you see him at the bus station?

  • That hoodie.

  • Oh, hey, Want to be my angel?

  • I got catch up.

  • Uh, it's been a point.

  • Is life with somebody said a man maybe should take a break from show business.

  • And he's like, No, is this in my life?

  • It's what I do is killing your son.

  • Yeah, it's killing him.

  • People don't say we didn't tell you when the day comes.

  • Martin, here's something that I hope he's a Martin.

  • You know that he'll be all right, he'll be all right.

  • He's doing his thing and hurt me.

  • God damn old to be doing that.

  • But he believed that.

  • That's one thing I can't wait from it.

  • You know, sometimes I look at this shit I'm doing, I say, you know, court.

  • You two got them all to be doing this and I look at Cory film and I'm like nothing.

  • Okay, don't hood in full effect.

  • You know, you pick it up.

  • Turkish girls at the bus station of fucking hoodies.

  • Hello?

  • My tickets didn't You Didn't think of it.

  • You know it's true.

  • Who's saying ever done that just gets populace.

  • He did.

  • Um, this dude's in turkey who haven't had his meat.

  • Turkish girlfriends is you.

  • That's true, man.

  • Do try to Cindy.

  • Turkish girls wanna take something, leaves We'll trade you One American girl for five Turkish women in a combo to But I'm sorry.

  • Yeah, you know, you want to see Oh, check your email got along.

  • Ever get him ever.

  • Don't you ever, ever calm your camel again?

  • I didn't know you were.

  • Is that I traded you for?

  • Get home.

  • She could be going.

  • It could be a camel in a place.

  • Mary, This Yeah, Yeah, she said fuck you, man.

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