And for my admissions essay, I'm gonna tell all of you at Harvard.

Like I'm gonna be an amazing lawyer.

As president of my sorority, I'm skilled at commanding the attention of a room with discussing.

Very important, it has come to my attention that the maintenance staff switching our toilet paper from Charmin.

All those opposed to taking stay.

I I'm able to recall hundreds of important details at the drop of a hat.

Hey, do you know what happened on days of our lives yesterday?

Why, yes, Marco, I d'oh!

Once again we join hope in the search for her identity.

As you know, she's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano.

I feel comfortable using legal jargon and every day I object.