Name: Celeste Lampa - Comedian - June 2016
Uploaded: 2020-03-16T06:30:04.000Z
Duration: 13 min 38 s
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Past simple

Dr Drew it up with the deejay booth for you guys.

Chris Bell got hot like I wasn't gonna come tonight.

But Chris was like, You gotta calm your whole areas.

You know, my mom is the cutest Filipino lady ever.

She's I was in Vegas about a month ago, and my mom says to me if they're going to Vegas, make sure you go to the Caesar salad.

Asians that were you e don't like Asians.

And this girl was just yelling at her, man.

Okay, Like this guy was getting in trouble over something so stupid over bubble tea.

She was like, Hey, you order on people above a T s.

I've seen the way some of these Asian Broad Street, They're white men.

So I got advice to you white guys that are in a mess.

She'll be powerless without trust me tough.

Unless you talk to them more than you love those girls.

Grown gangsta bitch is my highbrows 100% tattooed on.

I make sure I look all right for you guys tonight.

I was wearing really tight pants and a short, short, you know, it was so bad, right?

Like my set was okay, but my camel toe killed.

I don't want you to think about anything sexual.

I want you to think about a big bowl of rice.

That's what I ate before I came here a big bowl.

All those cars, All those calories, right?

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Celeste Lampa - Comedian - June 2016

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