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  • I am the greatest of all time when it comes to Madden football.

  • I'm here to win, and whoever's in the way is, you know, just another person that's gonna have to get laid out.

  • I'd like to believe that I'm the best Madden player in the world.

  • Give it up for SERIOUS...

  • MOE!

  • If anybody can be the heir to [----]'s throne, a lot of people feel it's gonna be Serious Moe.

  • It started with a million players competing online.

  • And now, only these eight remain.

  • The best Madden NFL players in the world.

  • Uh, let's meet one of the guys here who appears to be a little injured.

  • This is Serious Moe.

  • What happened?

  • Uh, I was racing a friend, didn't have my shoes tied, fell down and broke my collarbone.

  • Go Madden.

  • [stirring orchestral music playing throughout]

  • [hokey country music playing throughout]

  • Now, you may remember our next title from the end of last year's show.

  • When it blew your

  • FFFFFUCKING

  • MIND.

  • Someone's shooting at him though.

  • [eagle screeching]

  • Andre is staying low, Jason being wingman, backing him up.

  • So I apologize.

  • I-I-I don't write the scripts here.

  • I don't do the game.

  • Jose, of course, is in the game.

  • [EA Sports Announcer: It's in the game.]

  • I don't know, uh, if we can have a look. Can we get it, can we get Jose up in the game?

  • [ Dunkey imitating a chicken ]

  • So here we are.

  • One last game.

  • Let's talk Battlefield 1.

  • [single person cheers]

  • You might be wondering why I'm up here again.

  • Well, my journey with Battlefield started over two decades ago.

  • When Dice was still a small indie studio.

  • All right.

  • In just a few minutes, the Battlefield squad's livestream will begin.

  • But first,

  • [peppy sports music]

  • Let me check.

  • How's everyone doin'?

  • Dunkey: Shut the fuck up and show Battlefield you fuckin' dumbass.

  • I think we're winning.

  • We've still got a bunch more ahead including FIFA, Star Wars, and of course, Battlefield 1.

  • But first, let's have a practical conversation about play.

  • [loud, triumphant orchestral music throughout]

  • [crowd cheering]

  • I'm proud to announce that we've worked with our partners

  • at Activision

  • We're going to bring back

  • The original Crash,

  • Crash 2, and Crash Warped.

  • Fully remastered from the ground up for Playstation 4.

  • [crowd cheering]

  • Crash Bandicoot will also appear first though, uh, on Playstation 4 this October

  • in Skylanders.

  • [music stops abruptly]

  • Gettin' ready to go in and play Battlefield 1.

  • Tell me, what do you think your chances are today?

  • Are you gonna be able to lead your team to victory?

  • No.

  • No, I'm not ready.

  • Everybody's terrible, so we're gonna all be terrible.

  • And here we are, yet again, with the biplanes.

  • Something that I don't think--

  • Oh!

  • OOOOOOOOHHHHH

  • God dammit.

  • That would have been bad man.

  • That would have been bad.

  • You can see actually,

  • the oh no no--

  • Don't go to the ground--

  • Okay.

  • Check out Snoop Dogg.

  • He's--he's waitin' to see if anyone's gonna charge up on this trench here.

  • Trying to work with his teammates.

  • Well, you can see the concentration.

  • Look at all these players, they're all just lookin' out--

  • Well, I've got a really concentrate here, I've gotta make sure that I--

I am the greatest of all time when it comes to Madden football.

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