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  • you are cardi bacteria.

  • Vaginal sis?

  • No.

  • Who are You know, Do you know?

  • Okay, listen.

  • Welcome to a new video, and this is Try not to laugh.

  • Challenge.

  • Congratulations to the last winner of the last giveaway.

  • Wanna be next in when a brand new life own 10 with the color of your choice.

  • All you have to do is watch the whole video till the end.

  • These air the most funniest clips and means I could find on the Internet to challenge you to a lab.

  • The rules of this challenge is simple.

  • You laugh, you lose comment down below.

  • How long did you watch the video without cracking, laughing or even smiling?

  • Are you ready?

  • Grab your snack and enjoy, gentlemen.

  • Billy Eyelash.

  • It's apparently a young man named Billy.

  • Boys don't cry.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wait a minute.

  • You watch the office when you go to the bathroom.

  • So you're pooping in your watch.

  • Let's bring it.

  • How?

  • Jesus!

  • You know, a human Congar on living seven hours after being decapitated.

  • You're thinking of a chicken little woozy with me now.

  • What's going on?

  • Who are you?

  • I'm good.

  • What are you feeling tonight?

  • I'm good huge nominations.

  • By the way, Are you feeling like a feeling good?

  • Yeah.

  • How will you celebrate if you win this evening?

  • Just think about everything that I'm Abi.

  • What's first on that list?

  • What have you been at?

  • What do you have your eye on the loose?

  • Go.

  • She just dropped some new, um, Pop tarts.

  • What's next for you?

  • Huh?

  • Robb sets.

  • I mean, Mickey here, Fresh off of having big problems held on because I'm a female.

  • Um, let's take a moment.

  • That again?

  • I want to talk.

  • I don't want to talk about that.

  • Well, I want to talk about is prostitutes and doing all sides and stealing their credit cards and doing all types of dumb ass shit.

  • So anybody biggie?

  • What?

  • No.

  • What in the world is in that hat?

  • What you do, Let's get this water drinking technique.

  • Real high elbow.

  • Really?

  • Three.

  • Ryan Gosling's on a dish towel.

  • Would you wash dishes with your own base?

  • And I just have this in my house.

  • This is a thing that exists.

  • Hey, girl.

  • But you'd rather be doing these dishes.

  • Okay?

  • Hey.

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • Hm?

  • Now he's gonna do what he's never done.

  • Uh huh.

  • Huh.

  • All right.

  • Hey, you pictures, I use it.

  • Don't say that is no, Just use it.

  • Good.

  • Seriously, Use it.

  • Well, somewhere in the flight attendant on the plane, just like zoom in on my shape.

  • You went to school, Which skinny but pretty force totally tattooed.

  • There's no night.

  • No, I didn't e no.

  • Um no question.

  • It's just It's nice.

  • Let me tell you how much I love Naz.

  • And I hope it's true.

  • There's a rumor y'all are dating And if it's true, I'm all for it.

  • I love him so much ever since one Mike, that's where I first Mac Miller, right?

  • Oh, my God.

  • When you were in here before he was here, he was He was a dancer, you know?

  • He's a rapper.

  • He Yeah, he was with you together on your show.

  • We were babies, and I asked you that.

  • So I ask you something about him and you said, Oh, you know, I'm his home And now he's living in your homie Scared.

  • I mean, right from BTS.

  • If you go to Ellen Tube and I also want t o started beef.

  • But I decided to call myself Carty e and I posted that.

  • And did I start a beef that I started Rap beef?

  • You know, maybe so.

  • You know, Ellen, I chaim are my name.

  • I paid $2000 0 cardi.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • You will pay $2000 maybe.

  • I don't know if I pay $2000 I can use Carty.

  • Okay?

  • You pay me to do that.

  • There it is.

  • You look like a rat.

  • E queen just walks up next to me, and she's standing there, and I'm and I'm like, looking at her, and you can't say anything.

  • You're not.

  • You're not allowed to speak to her unless she speaks to you first.

  • So it was like, this very 10 minutes of just awkward silence and look at you.

  • And it didn't look at me at all.

  • I looked over a couple times.

  • I just don't want to look at this.

  • That's like too much.

  • That's a lot of you.

  • Have it perplexes.

  • Wear every move.

  • Move.

  • You're probably well being that the real No.

  • Yes.

  • Haven't you?

  • Haven't you have not know that you were dressed like that, Theo?

  • To catch the 69 I let my nothing right.

  • All right.

  • Are you Are you a registered sex offender?

  • Not sounding.

  • Suck my dick every day.

  • Can you give us three things that are hairy?

  • Balls?

  • Balls, Boss, I stayed home for, like, two months straight, so I don't know what's going on out there outside my house.

  • So I went to meditation mode meditating.

  • So now I got snapshot, so I'm in a different mind.

  • State.

  • Having a house is a huge responsibility and a huge responsibility that I don't even think that you realized you know how to do your own laundry.

  • No.

  • Do you know anything about credit?

  • I really do not.

  • Iron What?

  • Kylie?

  • Mom, No, seriously, What are you looking for in a man now?

  • I'm not looking for a men.

  • Start there.

  • Why are you asking me that poison you?

  • That's probably especially on just so fed up with all of it once I am.

  • But this one, uh, what did you do?

  • You enjoy exercising three times a day.

  • And if you have someone that you don't see on a regular basis Yeah, three times a night when I see you three times a night.

  • Okay.

  • If you can hang goodbye.

  • It has to be.

  • Well, no more than 1/2 an hour between each thing.

  • Uh, once I get mine, If I feel really, really great, leave me alone.

  • Food sandwiches, something you like cuddling before.

  • Yeah, and I like kissing a lot, but it's just, like, okay to it.

  • Is that what you mean?

  • Oh, definitely.

  • Get to it.

  • I don't want you to call me fat.

  • You had me scared of myself, so I took seven.

  • Get your seven seven I met, You know, dating any man.

  • I hate men.

  • Okay, if I were to make the list What?

  • How might How might you inform me?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Well, you drop about me, I would say I'm my Steven.

  • After the show, he gonna come back for work with a magical glow.

  • I want to say that.

  • But that's the Hodgins.

  • You look incredible tonight.

  • You are cardi bacteria.

  • Vaginal sis?

  • No.

  • Mariah Carey.

  • Mariah Carey?

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • Do you know hot Cheetos definitely happening?

  • Uh, regular Cheetos when I'm tired of hot Cheetos.

  • Are they the soft Cheetos of the crunchy cheat?

  • Aren't she always aren't you know, the big like the big puppy ones that melt in your mouth.

  • Yeah, You're still talking about you.

  • So because the way, if the teacher says what kind of career you're gonna have If you keep goofing off on your phone and order or day long, you just tell them I'm gonna be deejay.

  • Callate!

  • Callate!

  • Joke everyone!

  • That green is universal.

  • Help me reminded conserve resources and reuse.

  • Come on.

  • Don't think it's fine.

  • You gotta come in.

  • You've got to come in.

  • If you're gonna come in, you gotta come in.

  • Yeah, Theo.

  • Only alligator that could get a sunburn feels back.

  • It's so cool.

  • Do you feel like right there?

  • You just name three things you say when you're surprised you name it.

  • I present.

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • I need I need the attention.

  • Oh, Four years ago, I looked like this.

  • Today I look like this.

  • And four years from now I will look like this.

  • Yeah.

  • Is that like a magic stick?

  • You got that?

  • You don't I don't know how to play poker and I don't know.

  • You guys know how to play cards so I don't want to go in.

  • I know how to play cards.

  • I just don't know.

  • What kind of car do you know how to play gin?

  • Oh, I'm like a master Jin player.

  • I drink gin.

  • Anyway, Hardy named three things that make you laugh.

  • Uh uh, money, chocolate and Theo.

  • Um, and she says the phrase bicycle and, uh, that the idea was born and I really committed to it.

  • And I'm What?

  • Yeah, she has a lyric in the song.

  • She says Bicycle.

  • What does that mean?

  • Uh, you know, um I don't know.

  • Actually, you should know.

  • We should.

  • I think, you know, I was on the bike.

  • I sang That happened.

  • And you know, this is totally different than Hillary.

  • So that's it for the video guys.

  • Which part surprised you the most?

  • Let me know in the comments section below.

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