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  • THIS IS IT, I'M TREVOR NOAH, AND TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU

  • TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU

  • TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S

  • LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S

  • LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC

  • RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC

  • RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE.

  • VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE.

  • VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE. THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN

  • THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN

  • THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS

  • DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS

  • DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE

  • AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE

  • AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN

  • DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN

  • DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN.

  • OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN.

  • OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS

  • NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS

  • NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE

  • SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE

  • SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS

  • WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS

  • WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE

  • A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE

  • A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND

  • DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND

  • DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING

  • YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING

  • YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY.

  • CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY.

  • CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY. LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW

  • LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW

  • LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW RESULTS.

  • RESULTS.

  • RESULTS. VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE

  • VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE

  • VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE

  • ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE

  • ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALREADY OFF TO A WIN.

  • ALREADY OFF TO A WIN.

  • ALREADY OFF TO A WIN. ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE ) AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS

  • AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS

  • AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS ALSO GONE HIS WAY.

  • ALSO GONE HIS WAY.

  • ALSO GONE HIS WAY. BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS

  • BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS

  • BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE

  • ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE

  • ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER

  • BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER

  • BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH.

  • THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH.

  • THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH. IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND

  • IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND

  • IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE

  • HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE

  • HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE WINNER IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IN

  • WINNER IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IN

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I

  • EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I

  • EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE

  • WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE

  • WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE

  • ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE

  • ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR,

  • SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR,

  • SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR, LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU

  • LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU

  • LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU KNOW THE THING.

  • KNOW THE THING.

  • KNOW THE THING. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL

  • WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL

  • WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF

  • BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF

  • BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH

  • AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH

  • AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES

  • MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES

  • MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL

  • AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL

  • AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

  • SCOUT COOKIES.

  • SCOUT COOKIES. IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S

  • IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S

  • IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S SOMETHING.

  • SOMETHING.

  • SOMETHING. EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE

  • EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE

  • EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY

  • YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY

  • YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY

  • HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY

  • HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN

  • SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN

  • SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL

  • TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL

  • TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE

  • WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE

  • WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE COUNTED.

  • COUNTED.

  • COUNTED. LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST

  • LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST

  • LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY!

  • RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY!

  • RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR

  • RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR

  • RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY

  • STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY

  • STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY SHOW" VOTE CASTER.

  • SHOW" VOTE CASTER.

  • SHOW" VOTE CASTER. RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME.

  • RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME.

  • RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US?

  • WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US?

  • WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US? >> THANKS, TREVOR.

  • >> THANKS, TREVOR.

  • >> THANKS, TREVOR. WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF

  • WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF

  • WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF THE NIGHT?

  • THE NIGHT?

  • THE NIGHT? CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA. OH, SORRY.

  • OH, SORRY.

  • OH, SORRY. I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE.

  • I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE.

  • I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE. SHIT.

  • SHIT.

  • SHIT. SORRY.

  • SORRY.

  • SORRY. GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

  • GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

  • GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD HERE.

  • HERE.

  • HERE. >> Trevor: PUT IN THE

  • >> Trevor: PUT IN THE

  • >> Trevor: PUT IN THE PASSWORD.

  • PASSWORD.

  • PASSWORD. WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO. WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE.

  • WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE.

  • WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE. WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO. >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN,

  • >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN,

  • >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN, LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW.

  • LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW.

  • LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW. WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT? WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO? ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING

  • ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING

  • ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH POP CULTURE.

  • TO DO WITH POP CULTURE.

  • TO DO WITH POP CULTURE. WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT? WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN?

  • WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN?

  • WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN? WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO? IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY,

  • IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY,

  • IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY, BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT?

  • BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT?

  • BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT? >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT?

  • >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT?

  • >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT? YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR.

  • YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR.

  • YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO

  • I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO

  • I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

  • MAKE IT.

  • MAKE IT. I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE

  • I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE

  • I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO

  • PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO

  • PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET LOCKED OUT.

  • GET LOCKED OUT.

  • GET LOCKED OUT. >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT

  • >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT

  • >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD, RONNY!

  • PASSWORD, RONNY!

  • PASSWORD, RONNY! >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH,

  • >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH,

  • >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH, FINE.

  • FINE.

  • FINE. I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE.

  • I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE.

  • I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE. OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION.

  • OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION.

  • OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION. UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

  • UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

  • UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY,

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY,

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

  • WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

  • WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY

  • WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY

  • WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY

  • WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY

  • WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY NAME, LET'S GO.

  • NAME, LET'S GO.

  • NAME, LET'S GO. >> WELL...

  • >> WELL...

  • >> WELL... I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I

  • I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I

  • I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST

  • MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST

  • MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE

  • FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE

  • FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION

  • NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION

  • NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?

  • BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?

  • BEST FRIEND, RIGHT? SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND

  • SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND

  • SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE,

  • MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE,

  • MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE, ROY?

  • ROY?

  • ROY? IS IT DESI?

  • IS IT DESI?

  • IS IT DESI? DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA.

  • DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA.

  • DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA. >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY,

  • >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY,

  • >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY, EVERYONE.

  • EVERYONE.

  • EVERYONE. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER.

  • THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER.

  • THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER. AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

  • AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

  • AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE

  • SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE

  • SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY

  • DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY

  • DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A

  • ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A

  • ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE WE

  • FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE WE

  • FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE WE SAYING BERNIE WAS GOING TO CLEAN

  • SAYING BERNIE WAS GOING TO CLEAN

  • SAYING BERNIE WAS GOING TO CLEAN UP.

  • UP.

  • UP. BUT AFTER BIDEN DOMINATED

  • BUT AFTER BIDEN DOMINATED

  • BUT AFTER BIDEN DOMINATED SOUTH CAROLINA, HE WAS NECK AND

  • SOUTH CAROLINA, HE WAS NECK AND

  • SOUTH CAROLINA, HE WAS NECK AND NECK WITH BERNIE, AND WHAT

  • NECK WITH BERNIE, AND WHAT

  • NECK WITH BERNIE, AND WHAT PROPELLED HIM FURTHER WAS HELP

  • PROPELLED HIM FURTHER WAS HELP

  • PROPELLED HIM FURTHER WAS HELP FROM A FEW FRIENDS.

  • FROM A FEW FRIENDS.

  • FROM A FEW FRIENDS. >> FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE

  • >> FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE

  • >> FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS RIDING INTO SUPER

  • BIDEN IS RIDING INTO SUPER

  • BIDEN IS RIDING INTO SUPER TUESDAY ON A FRESH WAVE OF

  • TUESDAY ON A FRESH WAVE OF

  • TUESDAY ON A FRESH WAVE OF SUPPORT.

  • SUPPORT.

  • SUPPORT. THREE RIVALS, PETE BUTTIGIEG,

  • THREE RIVALS, PETE BUTTIGIEG,

  • THREE RIVALS, PETE BUTTIGIEG, AMY KLOBUCHAR AND BETO O'ROURKE

  • AMY KLOBUCHAR AND BETO O'ROURKE

  • AMY KLOBUCHAR AND BETO O'ROURKE MADE LAST-MINUTE ENDORSEMENTS

  • MADE LAST-MINUTE ENDORSEMENTS

  • MADE LAST-MINUTE ENDORSEMENTS BEFORE TOAD'S CRITICAL VOTES.

  • BEFORE TOAD'S CRITICAL VOTES.

  • BEFORE TOAD'S CRITICAL VOTES. AT AAT A DUELING RALLY, SENATOR

  • AT AAT A DUELING RALLY, SENATOR

  • AT AAT A DUELING RALLY, SENATOR SANDERS SPOKE IN MINNESOTA.

  • SANDERS SPOKE IN MINNESOTA.

  • SANDERS SPOKE IN MINNESOTA. >> TO ALL OF PETE'S MILLIONS OF

  • >> TO ALL OF PETE'S MILLIONS OF

  • >> TO ALL OF PETE'S MILLIONS OF SUPPORTERS, THE DOOR IS OPEN,

  • SUPPORTERS, THE DOOR IS OPEN,

  • SUPPORTERS, THE DOOR IS OPEN, COME ON IN!

  • COME ON IN!

  • COME ON IN! >> Trevor: THE DOOR IS OPEN

  • >> Trevor: THE DOOR IS OPEN

  • >> Trevor: THE DOOR IS OPEN BUT CLOSE IT AFTER YOU WALK IN,

  • BUT CLOSE IT AFTER YOU WALK IN,

  • BUT CLOSE IT AFTER YOU WALK IN, AIR CONDITIONING ISN'T CHEAP!

  • AIR CONDITIONING ISN'T CHEAP!

  • AIR CONDITIONING ISN'T CHEAP! QUICKLY, QUICKLY, QUICKLY!

  • QUICKLY, QUICKLY, QUICKLY!

  • QUICKLY, QUICKLY, QUICKLY! BUT, YES, LAST NIGHT WAS BIG FOR

  • BUT, YES, LAST NIGHT WAS BIG FOR

  • BUT, YES, LAST NIGHT WAS BIG FOR JOE BIDEN BECAUSE HE GOT ALL THE

  • JOE BIDEN BECAUSE HE GOT ALL THE

  • JOE BIDEN BECAUSE HE GOT ALL THE ENDORSEMENTS OF HIS FORMER

  • ENDORSEMENTS OF HIS FORMER

  • ENDORSEMENTS OF HIS FORMER RIVALS.

  • RIVALS.

  • RIVALS. BUTTIGIEG CAME OUT TO SAY JOE

  • BUTTIGIEG CAME OUT TO SAY JOE

  • BUTTIGIEG CAME OUT TO SAY JOE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD UNITE

  • WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD UNITE

  • WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD UNITE THE PARTY.

  • THE PARTY.

  • THE PARTY. KLOBUCHAR CAME OUT TO SAY JOE

  • KLOBUCHAR CAME OUT TO SAY JOE

  • KLOBUCHAR CAME OUT TO SAY JOE WAS THE BEST CHOICE FOR

  • WAS THE BEST CHOICE FOR

  • WAS THE BEST CHOICE FOR MODERATE.

  • MODERATE.

  • MODERATE. AND BETO O'ROURKE CAME OUT TO

  • AND BETO O'ROURKE CAME OUT TO

  • AND BETO O'ROURKE CAME OUT TO REMIND PEOPLE HE STILL EXISTS.

  • REMIND PEOPLE HE STILL EXISTS.

  • REMIND PEOPLE HE STILL EXISTS. I WAS THE GUY WHO DROPPED THE F

  • I WAS THE GUY WHO DROPPED THE F

  • I WAS THE GUY WHO DROPPED THE F BOMBS!

  • BOMBS!

  • BOMBS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO NOTICE THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

  • NOTICE THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

  • NOTICE THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS AT A CROSSROADS.

  • IS AT A CROSSROADS.

  • IS AT A CROSSROADS. ON ONE SIDE, BERNIE'S

  • ON ONE SIDE, BERNIE'S

  • ON ONE SIDE, BERNIE'S REVOLUTION.

  • REVOLUTION.

  • REVOLUTION. ON THE OTHER SIDE, BIDEN'S

  • ON THE OTHER SIDE, BIDEN'S

  • ON THE OTHER SIDE, BIDEN'S RETURN TO NORMALCY.

  • RETURN TO NORMALCY.

  • RETURN TO NORMALCY. SOME PEOPLE FEAR THIS COULD BE A

  • SOME PEOPLE FEAR THIS COULD BE A

  • SOME PEOPLE FEAR THIS COULD BE A RIFT THAT DESTROYS THE DEMOCRATS

  • RIFT THAT DESTROYS THE DEMOCRATS

  • RIFT THAT DESTROYS THE DEMOCRATS AND DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO DO HIS

  • AND DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO DO HIS

  • AND DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO DO HIS PART TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS.

  • PART TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS.

  • PART TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS. >> I THINK IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST

  • >> I THINK IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST

  • >> I THINK IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST BERNIE, BUT MAYBE HE'LL PULL IT

  • BERNIE, BUT MAYBE HE'LL PULL IT

  • BERNIE, BUT MAYBE HE'LL PULL IT THROUGH.

  • THROUGH.

  • THROUGH. IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST ME FOUR

  • IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST ME FOUR

  • IT WAS RIGGED AGAINST ME FOUR YEARS AGO AND I PULLED IT

  • YEARS AGO AND I PULLED IT

  • YEARS AGO AND I PULLED IT THROUGH.

  • THROUGH.

  • THROUGH. I THINK IT'S RIGGED AGAINST

  • I THINK IT'S RIGGED AGAINST

  • I THINK IT'S RIGGED AGAINST BERNIE.

  • BERNIE.

  • BERNIE. BUTTIGIEG JUST WENT OUT AND SAID

  • BUTTIGIEG JUST WENT OUT AND SAID

  • BUTTIGIEG JUST WENT OUT AND SAID SOMETHING, AND PROBABLY THEY'LL

  • SOMETHING, AND PROBABLY THEY'LL

  • SOMETHING, AND PROBABLY THEY'LL SAY, HEY, IF I WIN, I'LL PUT YOU

  • SAY, HEY, IF I WIN, I'LL PUT YOU

  • SAY, HEY, IF I WIN, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE ADMINISTRATION.

  • IN THE ADMINISTRATION.

  • IN THE ADMINISTRATION. THAT'S CALLED QUID PRO QUO,

  • THAT'S CALLED QUID PRO QUO,

  • THAT'S CALLED QUID PRO QUO, RIGHT?

  • RIGHT?

  • RIGHT? QUID PRO QUO.

  • QUID PRO QUO.

  • QUID PRO QUO. >> Trevor: YEAH, SOMETHING

  • >> Trevor: YEAH, SOMETHING

  • >> Trevor: YEAH, SOMETHING TELLS ME THE ONLY THING TRUMP

  • TELLS ME THE ONLY THING TRUMP

  • TELLS ME THE ONLY THING TRUMP LEARNED FROM THE ENTIRE UKRAINE

  • LEARNED FROM THE ENTIRE UKRAINE

  • LEARNED FROM THE ENTIRE UKRAINE SCANDAL WAS THE PHRASE QUID PRO

  • SCANDAL WAS THE PHRASE QUID PRO

  • SCANDAL WAS THE PHRASE QUID PRO QUO.

  • QUO.

  • QUO. IT'S ALMOST LIKE TRUMP HAS ONE

  • IT'S ALMOST LIKE TRUMP HAS ONE

  • IT'S ALMOST LIKE TRUMP HAS ONE OF THE WORD OF THE DAY CALENDARS

  • OF THE WORD OF THE DAY CALENDARS

  • OF THE WORD OF THE DAY CALENDARS BUT EVERY WORD IS A CRIME HE

  • BUT EVERY WORD IS A CRIME HE

  • BUT EVERY WORD IS A CRIME HE PERSONALLY COMMITTED.

  • PERSONALLY COMMITTED.

  • PERSONALLY COMMITTED. IF YOU ASK ME THIS WHOLE

  • IF YOU ASK ME THIS WHOLE

  • IF YOU ASK ME THIS WHOLE NOMINATION IS BEING

  • NOMINATION IS BEING

  • NOMINATION IS BEING EM-BEZ-ELLPD.

  • EM-BEZ-ELLPD.

  • EM-BEZ-ELLPD. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY THING

  • BUT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY THING

  • BUT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY THING PLAGUING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

  • PLAGUING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

  • PLAGUING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THE CORONAVIRUS IS OUT THERE AND

  • THE CORONAVIRUS IS OUT THERE AND

  • THE CORONAVIRUS IS OUT THERE AND THEY'RE CONCERNED DEMOCRATIC

  • THEY'RE CONCERNED DEMOCRATIC

  • THEY'RE CONCERNED DEMOCRATIC VOTERS WON'T TURN OUT THE WAY

  • VOTERS WON'T TURN OUT THE WAY

  • VOTERS WON'T TURN OUT THE WAY PEOPLE EXPECT, BECAUSE THEY

  • PEOPLE EXPECT, BECAUSE THEY

  • PEOPLE EXPECT, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO PICK UP THE SAME

  • DON'T WANT TO PICK UP THE SAME

  • DON'T WANT TO PICK UP THE SAME PEN A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE

  • PEN A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE

  • PEN A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE COUGHED ON.

  • COUGHED ON.

  • COUGHED ON. TO PUT THE VOTERS AT EASE, THE

  • TO PUT THE VOTERS AT EASE, THE

  • TO PUT THE VOTERS AT EASE, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IMPROVISED.

  • DEMOCRATIC PARTY IMPROVISED.

  • DEMOCRATIC PARTY IMPROVISED. >> SUPER WORRIES ON THIS SUPER

  • >> SUPER WORRIES ON THIS SUPER

  • >> SUPER WORRIES ON THIS SUPER TUESDAY NOT OVER HOW VOTING IS

  • TUESDAY NOT OVER HOW VOTING IS

  • TUESDAY NOT OVER HOW VOTING IS GOING BUT HOW THE VIRUS IS

  • GOING BUT HOW THE VIRUS IS

  • GOING BUT HOW THE VIRUS IS SPREADING.

  • SPREADING.

  • SPREADING. >> WE'VE GIVEN HAND SANITIZERS,

  • >> WE'VE GIVEN HAND SANITIZERS,

  • >> WE'VE GIVEN HAND SANITIZERS, SANITARY WIPES, GLOVES TO THE

  • SANITARY WIPES, GLOVES TO THE

  • SANITARY WIPES, GLOVES TO THE POLL WORKERS, INSTRUCTIONS FROM

  • POLL WORKERS, INSTRUCTIONS FROM

  • POLL WORKERS, INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE C.D.C. ABOUT HOW TO USE HAND

  • THE C.D.C. ABOUT HOW TO USE HAND

  • THE C.D.C. ABOUT HOW TO USE HAND SANITIZER.

  • SANITIZER.

  • SANITIZER. IT'S JUST PROPER HYGIENE.

  • IT'S JUST PROPER HYGIENE.

  • IT'S JUST PROPER HYGIENE. >> SOME ARE SENDING GREETERS TO

  • >> SOME ARE SENDING GREETERS TO

  • >> SOME ARE SENDING GREETERS TO PEOPLE'S CARS TO TAKE THEIR

  • PEOPLE'S CARS TO TAKE THEIR

  • PEOPLE'S CARS TO TAKE THEIR BALLOTS FROM THEM SO NERVOUS

  • BALLOTS FROM THEM SO NERVOUS

  • BALLOTS FROM THEM SO NERVOUS VOTERS DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT

  • VOTERS DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT

  • VOTERS DON'T HAVE TO INTERACT WITH THE PUBLIC.

  • WITH THE PUBLIC.

  • WITH THE PUBLIC. >> THE POLLING LOCATIONS AREN'T

  • >> THE POLLING LOCATIONS AREN'T

  • >> THE POLLING LOCATIONS AREN'T BUSY INSIDE BECAUSE OF DRIVE-BY

  • BUSY INSIDE BECAUSE OF DRIVE-BY

  • BUSY INSIDE BECAUSE OF DRIVE-BY VOTING.

  • VOTING.

  • VOTING. >> ARE YOU CHANGING FROM

  • >> ARE YOU CHANGING FROM

  • >> ARE YOU CHANGING FROM KLOBUCHAR TO BUTTIGIEG?

  • KLOBUCHAR TO BUTTIGIEG?

  • KLOBUCHAR TO BUTTIGIEG? >> YEAH.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> YEAH. SO YOU'RE GOING TO MARK IT

  • SO YOU'RE GOING TO MARK IT

  • SO YOU'RE GOING TO MARK IT DIFFERENTLY.

  • DIFFERENTLY.

  • DIFFERENTLY. >> YES.

  • >> YES.

  • >> YES. CAN WE THE YOU WHO?

  • CAN WE THE YOU WHO?

  • CAN WE THE YOU WHO? NO.

  • NO.

  • NO. A NO ANSWER!

  • A NO ANSWER!

  • A NO ANSWER! >> Trevor: BECAUSE OF CROES,

  • >> Trevor: BECAUSE OF CROES,

  • >> Trevor: BECAUSE OF CROES, POLLING SITES ARE GIVING PEOPLE

  • POLLING SITES ARE GIVING PEOPLE

  • POLLING SITES ARE GIVING PEOPLE HAND SANITIZER, GLOVES AND SOME

  • HAND SANITIZER, GLOVES AND SOME

  • HAND SANITIZER, GLOVES AND SOME STATES HAVE EVEN INSTITUTED

  • STATES HAVE EVEN INSTITUTED

  • STATES HAVE EVEN INSTITUTED DRIVE-BY VOTING, WHICH IS

  • DRIVE-BY VOTING, WHICH IS

  • DRIVE-BY VOTING, WHICH IS APPARENTLY NOT AS COOL AS IT

  • APPARENTLY NOT AS COOL AS IT

  • APPARENTLY NOT AS COOL AS IT SOUNDS BECAUSE WHEN THEY SAID

  • SOUNDS BECAUSE WHEN THEY SAID

  • SOUNDS BECAUSE WHEN THEY SAID DRIVE-BY VOTING, I THOUGHT IT

  • DRIVE-BY VOTING, I THOUGHT IT

  • DRIVE-BY VOTING, I THOUGHT IT MEANS SOMEONE PULLS OUT OF

  • MEANS SOMEONE PULLS OUT OF

  • MEANS SOMEONE PULLS OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID, THIS IS FOR

  • NOWHERE AND SAID, THIS IS FOR

  • NOWHERE AND SAID, THIS IS FOR MEDICARE, BITCH!

  • MEDICARE, BITCH!

  • MEDICARE, BITCH! AAAHHH!

  • AAAHHH!

  • AAAHHH! AAAHHH!

  • AAAHHH!

  • AAAHHH! I VOTED, I VOTED!

  • I VOTED, I VOTED!

  • I VOTED, I VOTED! WHILE ELECTION OFFICIALS ARE

  • WHILE ELECTION OFFICIALS ARE

  • WHILE ELECTION OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO LIMIT THE SPREAD OF

  • TRYING TO LIMIT THE SPREAD OF

  • TRYING TO LIMIT THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS BETWEEN VOTERS, LAST

  • THE VIRUS BETWEEN VOTERS, LAST

  • THE VIRUS BETWEEN VOTERS, LAST NIGHT CONGRESSMAN ILHAN OMAR

  • NIGHT CONGRESSMAN ILHAN OMAR

  • NIGHT CONGRESSMAN ILHAN OMAR SEEMED TO BE GOING FOR A

  • SEEMED TO BE GOING FOR A

  • SEEMED TO BE GOING FOR A DIFFERENT APPROACH.

  • DIFFERENT APPROACH.

  • DIFFERENT APPROACH. >> ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS

  • >> ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS

  • >> ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS REVOLUTION?

  • REVOLUTION?

  • REVOLUTION? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I WANT EACH ONE OF YOU IN THE

  • I WANT EACH ONE OF YOU IN THE

  • I WANT EACH ONE OF YOU IN THE AUDIENCE TO TAKE A QUICK MOMENT

  • AUDIENCE TO TAKE A QUICK MOMENT

  • AUDIENCE TO TAKE A QUICK MOMENT WITH ME.

  • WITH ME.

  • WITH ME. HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON TO

  • HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON TO

  • HOLD THE HAND OF THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT.

  • YOUR RIGHT.

  • YOUR RIGHT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS )

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. >> Trevor: NO, IT'S NOT!

  • >> Trevor: NO, IT'S NOT!

  • >> Trevor: NO, IT'S NOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS, LIKE, STEP BY STEP

  • THIS IS, LIKE, STEP BY STEP

  • THIS IS, LIKE, STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS FOR SPREADING

  • INSTRUCTIONS FOR SPREADING

  • INSTRUCTIONS FOR SPREADING CORONAVIRUS!

  • CORONAVIRUS!

  • CORONAVIRUS! OKAY, NOW LICK YOUR FINGER AND

  • OKAY, NOW LICK YOUR FINGER AND

  • OKAY, NOW LICK YOUR FINGER AND PUT IT IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S NOSE!

  • PUT IT IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S NOSE!

  • PUT IT IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S NOSE! ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND AT FIRST I WAS, LIKE, WHY IS

  • AND AT FIRST I WAS, LIKE, WHY IS

  • AND AT FIRST I WAS, LIKE, WHY IS ILHAN OMAR DOING THIS?

  • ILHAN OMAR DOING THIS?

  • ILHAN OMAR DOING THIS? THIS IS CRAZY.

  • THIS IS CRAZY.

  • THIS IS CRAZY. BUT THEN I WAS, LIKE, OH, MAN,

  • BUT THEN I WAS, LIKE, OH, MAN,

  • BUT THEN I WAS, LIKE, OH, MAN, THIS IS ACTUALLY GENIUS WHEN YOU

  • THIS IS ACTUALLY GENIUS WHEN YOU

  • THIS IS ACTUALLY GENIUS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE JUST

  • THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE JUST

  • THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE JUST THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT,

  • THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT,

  • THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE

  • YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE

  • YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT ROOM, RIGHT?

  • IN THAT ROOM, RIGHT?

  • IN THAT ROOM, RIGHT? AND WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE

  • AND WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE

  • AND WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE GOING TO NEED AFTER THE GERMS

  • GOING TO NEED AFTER THE GERMS

  • GOING TO NEED AFTER THE GERMS CAN BE EXCHANGED?

  • CAN BE EXCHANGED?

  • CAN BE EXCHANGED? FREE HEALTHCARE.

  • FREE HEALTHCARE.

  • FREE HEALTHCARE. WHO DO YOU GET FREE HEALTHCARE

  • WHO DO YOU GET FREE HEALTHCARE

  • WHO DO YOU GET FREE HEALTHCARE FROM?

  • FROM?

  • FROM? BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS. BOOM.

  • BOOM.

  • BOOM. 3-D CHECK.

  • 3-D CHECK.

  • 3-D CHECK. 3-D CHECK.

  • 3-D CHECK.

  • 3-D CHECK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL RIGHT, I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD

  • ALL RIGHT, I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD

  • ALL RIGHT, I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD RONNY CHIENG FINALLY HAS HIS

  • RONNY CHIENG FINALLY HAS HIS

  • RONNY CHIENG FINALLY HAS HIS VOTE CASTER BACK UP AND RUNNING

  • VOTE CASTER BACK UP AND RUNNING

  • VOTE CASTER BACK UP AND RUNNING AND WE CAN SEE WHICH DEMOCRATIC

  • AND WE CAN SEE WHICH DEMOCRATIC

  • AND WE CAN SEE WHICH DEMOCRATIC HAS WON THE BIG ONE, CALIFORNIA.

  • HAS WON THE BIG ONE, CALIFORNIA.

  • HAS WON THE BIG ONE, CALIFORNIA. SO, RONNY, I GUESS THIS MEANS

  • SO, RONNY, I GUESS THIS MEANS

  • SO, RONNY, I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR BEST

  • YOU FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR BEST

  • YOU FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS?

  • FRIEND IS?

  • FRIEND IS? >> YES, YES, I DID.

  • >> YES, YES, I DID.

  • >> YES, YES, I DID. TURNS OUT PHOEBE.

  • TURNS OUT PHOEBE.

  • TURNS OUT PHOEBE. SHE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

  • SHE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

  • SHE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE. BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID

  • BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID

  • BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID CAPTURE THING.

  • CAPTURE THING.

  • CAPTURE THING. LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH THIS.

  • LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH THIS.

  • LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH THIS. SO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLICK THE

  • SO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLICK THE

  • SO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLICK THE SQUARES THAT CONTAIN TRAFFIC

  • SQUARES THAT CONTAIN TRAFFIC

  • SQUARES THAT CONTAIN TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

  • LIGHTS.

  • LIGHTS. >> Trevor: EVERYONE KNOWS HOW

  • >> Trevor: EVERYONE KNOWS HOW

  • >> Trevor: EVERYONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

  • IT WORKS.

  • IT WORKS. CLICK ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

  • CLICK ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

  • CLICK ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS. MOVE ON.

  • MOVE ON.

  • MOVE ON. >> OKAY, EINSTEIN.

  • >> OKAY, EINSTEIN.

  • >> OKAY, EINSTEIN. IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

  • IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

  • IT'S NOT THAT EASY. OKAY, THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY A

  • OKAY, THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY A

  • OKAY, THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY A TRAFFIC LIGHT, AND OVER HERE IS

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT, AND OVER HERE IS

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT, AND OVER HERE IS OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS A TRAFFIC

  • OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS A TRAFFIC

  • OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS A TRAFFIC LIGHT, RIGHT, BUT THIS IS WHERE

  • LIGHT, RIGHT, BUT THIS IS WHERE

  • LIGHT, RIGHT, BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS TO GET TRICKY BECAUSE

  • IT STARTS TO GET TRICKY BECAUSE

  • IT STARTS TO GET TRICKY BECAUSE THIS ONE'S, LIKE, CLIPPING THE

  • THIS ONE'S, LIKE, CLIPPING THE

  • THIS ONE'S, LIKE, CLIPPING THE EDGE OVER HERE, IS THIS A

  • EDGE OVER HERE, IS THIS A

  • EDGE OVER HERE, IS THIS A TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT? YOU'VE GOT THE POLE HERE, IS THE

  • YOU'VE GOT THE POLE HERE, IS THE

  • YOU'VE GOT THE POLE HERE, IS THE POLE BY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • POLE BY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • POLE BY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT? I MEAN, IS THIS A TRICK

  • I MEAN, IS THIS A TRICK

  • I MEAN, IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?

  • QUESTION?

  • QUESTION? YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME JUST ASK THE AUDIENCE,

  • LET ME JUST ASK THE AUDIENCE,

  • LET ME JUST ASK THE AUDIENCE, OKAY, WHO THINKS THIS IS A

  • OKAY, WHO THINKS THIS IS A

  • OKAY, WHO THINKS THIS IS A TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT?

  • TRAFFIC LIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Trevor: NO, DON'T ENCOURAGE

  • >> Trevor: NO, DON'T ENCOURAGE

  • >> Trevor: NO, DON'T ENCOURAGE IT!

  • IT!

  • IT! RONNY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS

  • RONNY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS

  • RONNY, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL?

  • SUCH A BIG DEAL?

  • SUCH A BIG DEAL? JUST CLICK THE POLL.

  • JUST CLICK THE POLL.

  • JUST CLICK THE POLL. WHO CARES?

  • WHO CARES?

  • WHO CARES? >> I CARE BECAUSE IF I GET THIS

  • >> I CARE BECAUSE IF I GET THIS

  • >> I CARE BECAUSE IF I GET THIS WRONG, I'M A ROBOT.

  • WRONG, I'M A ROBOT.

  • WRONG, I'M A ROBOT. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Trevor: RONNY, WE JUST WANT

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, WE JUST WANT

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, WE JUST WANT YOU TO TELL US WHO WON

  • YOU TO TELL US WHO WON

  • YOU TO TELL US WHO WON CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA. >> CALIFORNIA?

  • >> CALIFORNIA?

  • >> CALIFORNIA? I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU IF I'M A

  • I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU IF I'M A

  • I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU IF I'M A ROBOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

  • ROBOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

  • ROBOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? >> Trevor: YOU HAVE YOUR

  • >> Trevor: YOU HAVE YOUR

  • >> Trevor: YOU HAVE YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND WE'LL

  • EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND WE'LL

  • EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AND WE'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S

  • COME BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S

  • COME BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON.

  • ACTUALLY GOING ON.

  • ACTUALLY GOING ON. I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.

  • I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.

  • I'M SO SORRY, GUYS. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

  • THIS IS HORRIBLE.

  • THIS IS HORRIBLE. THIS ISN'T JUST A BIG NIGHT FOR

  • THIS ISN'T JUST A BIG NIGHT FOR

  • THIS ISN'T JUST A BIG NIGHT FOR BERNIE, BIDEN AND THE THE

  • BERNIE, BIDEN AND THE THE

  • BERNIE, BIDEN AND THE THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • CORONAVIRUS.

  • CORONAVIRUS. PERHAPS THE CANDIDATE WHO HAS

  • PERHAPS THE CANDIDATE WHO HAS

  • PERHAPS THE CANDIDATE WHO HAS THE MOST RIDING ON TONIGHT IS

  • THE MOST RIDING ON TONIGHT IS

  • THE MOST RIDING ON TONIGHT IS MIKE BLOOMBERG, FORMER NEW YORK

  • MIKE BLOOMBERG, FORMER NEW YORK

  • MIKE BLOOMBERG, FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR AND UNDEFEATED LIMBO

  • CITY MAYOR AND UNDEFEATED LIMBO

  • CITY MAYOR AND UNDEFEATED LIMBO CHAMPION.

  • CHAMPION.

  • CHAMPION. WHEN HE JOINED THE RACE IN

  • WHEN HE JOINED THE RACE IN

  • WHEN HE JOINED THE RACE IN NOVEMBER, BLOOMBERG CAME IN WITH

  • NOVEMBER, BLOOMBERG CAME IN WITH

  • NOVEMBER, BLOOMBERG CAME IN WITH THE BULL STRATEGY OF COMPLETELY

  • THE BULL STRATEGY OF COMPLETELY

  • THE BULL STRATEGY OF COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FIRST FOUR

  • IGNORING THE FIRST FOUR

  • IGNORING THE FIRST FOUR PRIMARIES AND BETTING HIS ENTIRE

  • PRIMARIES AND BETTING HIS ENTIRE

  • PRIMARIES AND BETTING HIS ENTIRE CAMPAIGN ON MAKING A BIG SPLASH

  • CAMPAIGN ON MAKING A BIG SPLASH

  • CAMPAIGN ON MAKING A BIG SPLASH ON SUPER TUESDAY.

  • ON SUPER TUESDAY.

  • ON SUPER TUESDAY. HE'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF

  • HE'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF

  • HE'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY.

  • MONEY.

  • MONEY. >> THE CANDIDATES SPEND ALMOST A

  • >> THE CANDIDATES SPEND ALMOST A

  • >> THE CANDIDATES SPEND ALMOST A BILLION DOLLARS ON THE AIRWAYS.

  • BILLION DOLLARS ON THE AIRWAYS.

  • BILLION DOLLARS ON THE AIRWAYS. BLOOMBERG ACCOUNTS FOR HALF THE

  • BLOOMBERG ACCOUNTS FOR HALF THE

  • BLOOMBERG ACCOUNTS FOR HALF THE SPENDING.

  • SPENDING.

  • SPENDING. >> THAT SPENDING INCLUDES MORE

  • >> THAT SPENDING INCLUDES MORE

  • >> THAT SPENDING INCLUDES MORE THAN $1 MILLION A DAY ON

  • THAN $1 MILLION A DAY ON

  • THAN $1 MILLION A DAY ON Facebook.

  • Facebook.

  • Facebook. >> BLOOMBERG SPENT APPROXIMATELY

  • >> BLOOMBERG SPENT APPROXIMATELY

  • >> BLOOMBERG SPENT APPROXIMATELY $82 EVERY SECOND JUST IN THE

  • $82 EVERY SECOND JUST IN THE

  • $82 EVERY SECOND JUST IN THE MONTH OF JANUARY.

  • MONTH OF JANUARY.

  • MONTH OF JANUARY. >> BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN BUYING ONLY

  • >> BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN BUYING ONLY

  • >> BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN BUYING ONLY $4,000 OF DIGITAL ADS IN

  • $4,000 OF DIGITAL ADS IN

  • $4,000 OF DIGITAL ADS IN CALIFORNIA, WHILE BLOOMBERG HAS

  • CALIFORNIA, WHILE BLOOMBERG HAS

  • CALIFORNIA, WHILE BLOOMBERG HAS SPENT 78 MILLION ON ADS IN THAT

  • SPENT 78 MILLION ON ADS IN THAT

  • SPENT 78 MILLION ON ADS IN THAT STATE ALONE.

  • STATE ALONE.

  • STATE ALONE. >> BLOOMBERG HAS HIRED 2400

  • >> BLOOMBERG HAS HIRED 2400

  • >> BLOOMBERG HAS HIRED 2400 STAFFERS CORNERING THE MARKET.

  • STAFFERS CORNERING THE MARKET.

  • STAFFERS CORNERING THE MARKET. >> BLOOMBERG'S ALSO SNUFFING OUT

  • >> BLOOMBERG'S ALSO SNUFFING OUT

  • >> BLOOMBERG'S ALSO SNUFFING OUT ALL THE GOOD STAFFERS BY PAYING

  • ALL THE GOOD STAFFERS BY PAYING

  • ALL THE GOOD STAFFERS BY PAYING THEM TWICE WHAT OTHER CAMPAIGNS

  • THEM TWICE WHAT OTHER CAMPAIGNS

  • THEM TWICE WHAT OTHER CAMPAIGNS OFFER AS WELL AS THROWING IN

  • OFFER AS WELL AS THROWING IN

  • OFFER AS WELL AS THROWING IN IPads, iPhoneS AND FULLY

  • IPads, iPhoneS AND FULLY

  • IPads, iPhoneS AND FULLY FURNISHED LUXURY APARTMENTS FOR

  • FURNISHED LUXURY APARTMENTS FOR

  • FURNISHED LUXURY APARTMENTS FOR THEM TO STAY IN.

  • THEM TO STAY IN.

  • THEM TO STAY IN. >> BLOOMBERG SPENT $11,000 ON

  • >> BLOOMBERG SPENT $11,000 ON

  • >> BLOOMBERG SPENT $11,000 ON SUSHI WHICH ECATES TO 9,000

  • SUSHI WHICH ECATES TO 9,000

  • SUSHI WHICH ECATES TO 9,000 SUSHI ROLES FROM THE NEW YORK

  • SUSHI ROLES FROM THE NEW YORK

  • SUSHI ROLES FROM THE NEW YORK RESTAURANT THEY ORDERED FROM.

  • RESTAURANT THEY ORDERED FROM.

  • RESTAURANT THEY ORDERED FROM. >> Trevor: $11,000 ON SUSHI,

  • >> Trevor: $11,000 ON SUSHI,

  • >> Trevor: $11,000 ON SUSHI, BLOOMBERG SPENT?

  • BLOOMBERG SPENT?

  • BLOOMBERG SPENT? FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY, I SHOULD

  • FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY, I SHOULD

  • FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY, I SHOULD BE EATING THE LITTLE MERMAID.

  • BE EATING THE LITTLE MERMAID.

  • BE EATING THE LITTLE MERMAID. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) FOR BLOOMBERG, SPENDING $11,000

  • FOR BLOOMBERG, SPENDING $11,000

  • FOR BLOOMBERG, SPENDING $11,000 ON SOICHI IS NOTHING.

  • ON SOICHI IS NOTHING.

  • ON SOICHI IS NOTHING. THIS GUY IS SO RICH, HE DID

  • THIS GUY IS SO RICH, HE DID

  • THIS GUY IS SO RICH, HE DID SOMETHING OVER THE WEEKEND THAT

  • SOMETHING OVER THE WEEKEND THAT

  • SOMETHING OVER THE WEEKEND THAT NO OTHER CANDIDATE HAS THE MONEY

  • NO OTHER CANDIDATE HAS THE MONEY

  • NO OTHER CANDIDATE HAS THE MONEY NOR THE EGO TO DO.

  • NOR THE EGO TO DO.

  • NOR THE EGO TO DO. HE BOUGHT OUT AN INTERCOMMERCIAL

  • HE BOUGHT OUT AN INTERCOMMERCIAL

  • HE BOUGHT OUT AN INTERCOMMERCIAL BREAK.

  • BREAK.

  • BREAK. >> MIKE BLOOMBERG ACTUALLY RAN

  • >> MIKE BLOOMBERG ACTUALLY RAN

  • >> MIKE BLOOMBERG ACTUALLY RAN AN AD YESTERDAY, ABOUT A MILLION

  • AN AD YESTERDAY, ABOUT A MILLION

  • AN AD YESTERDAY, ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS, A 3-MINUTE AD DESIGNED

  • DOLLARS, A 3-MINUTE AD DESIGNED

  • DOLLARS, A 3-MINUTE AD DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE AN OVAL OFFICE

  • TO LOOK LIKE AN OVAL OFFICE

  • TO LOOK LIKE AN OVAL OFFICE ADDRESS.

  • ADDRESS.

  • ADDRESS. >> GOOD EVENING.

  • >> GOOD EVENING.

  • >> GOOD EVENING. I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A WORRISOME

  • I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A WORRISOME

  • I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A WORRISOME WEEK FOR MANY AMERICANS, THE

  • WEEK FOR MANY AMERICANS, THE

  • WEEK FOR MANY AMERICANS, THE CORONAVIRUS IS SPREADING AND THE

  • CORONAVIRUS IS SPREADING AND THE

  • CORONAVIRUS IS SPREADING AND THE ECONOMY IS TAKING A HIT.

  • ECONOMY IS TAKING A HIT.

  • ECONOMY IS TAKING A HIT. AS AMERICANS WE HAVE FACED MANY

  • AS AMERICANS WE HAVE FACED MANY

  • AS AMERICANS WE HAVE FACED MANY CHALLENGES BEFORE AND OVERCOME

  • CHALLENGES BEFORE AND OVERCOME

  • CHALLENGES BEFORE AND OVERCOME THEM TOGETHER BY LOOKING OUT FOR

  • THEM TOGETHER BY LOOKING OUT FOR

  • THEM TOGETHER BY LOOKING OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER, AND I AM CONFIDENT

  • ONE ANOTHER, AND I AM CONFIDENT

  • ONE ANOTHER, AND I AM CONFIDENT THAT IS HOW WE WILL GET THROUGH

  • THAT IS HOW WE WILL GET THROUGH

  • THAT IS HOW WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS ONE AS WELL.

  • THIS ONE AS WELL.

  • THIS ONE AS WELL. I'M MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, AND I

  • I'M MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, AND I

  • I'M MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

  • APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

  • APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. >> Trevor: YOU KNOW, THERE'S

  • >> Trevor: YOU KNOW, THERE'S

  • >> Trevor: YOU KNOW, THERE'S RICH, AND THEN THERE'S

  • RICH, AND THEN THERE'S

  • RICH, AND THEN THERE'S BILLIONAIRE RICH, BECAUSE YOU

  • BILLIONAIRE RICH, BECAUSE YOU

  • BILLIONAIRE RICH, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THIS GUY MADE HIS OWN

  • REALIZE THIS GUY MADE HIS OWN

  • REALIZE THIS GUY MADE HIS OWN OVAL OFFICE AND THEN BOUGHT HIS

  • OVAL OFFICE AND THEN BOUGHT HIS

  • OVAL OFFICE AND THEN BOUGHT HIS OWN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.

  • OWN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.

  • OWN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO

  • I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO

  • I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT.

  • THAT.

  • THAT. IT LOOKS LEGIT.

  • IT LOOKS LEGIT.

  • IT LOOKS LEGIT. I BET SOME PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED.

  • I BET SOME PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED.

  • I BET SOME PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED. TRUMP WAS WATCHING THAT LIKE,

  • TRUMP WAS WATCHING THAT LIKE,

  • TRUMP WAS WATCHING THAT LIKE, SHH!

  • SHH!

  • SHH! THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING!

  • THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING!

  • THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING! SHUT UP, EVERYBODY!

  • SHUT UP, EVERYBODY!

  • SHUT UP, EVERYBODY! SIR, YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.

  • SIR, YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.

  • SIR, YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT. I'M MIKE BLOOMBERG?

  • I'M MIKE BLOOMBERG?

  • I'M MIKE BLOOMBERG? ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO BLOOMBERG SPENT OVER

  • SO BLOOMBERG SPENT OVER

  • SO BLOOMBERG SPENT OVER A MILLION TO CONVINCE ALL OF US

  • A MILLION TO CONVINCE ALL OF US

  • A MILLION TO CONVINCE ALL OF US HE'S THE MAN TO DEFEAT

  • HE'S THE MAN TO DEFEAT

  • HE'S THE MAN TO DEFEAT CORONAVIRUS.

  • CORONAVIRUS.

  • CORONAVIRUS. BUT THEN A VIDEO BLOOMBERG

  • BUT THEN A VIDEO BLOOMBERG

  • BUT THEN A VIDEO BLOOMBERG RELEASED YESTERDAY OF HIM EATING

  • RELEASED YESTERDAY OF HIM EATING

  • RELEASED YESTERDAY OF HIM EATING PIZZA SUGGESTS THAT HE ACTUALLY

  • PIZZA SUGGESTS THAT HE ACTUALLY

  • PIZZA SUGGESTS THAT HE ACTUALLY MAY BE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

  • MAY BE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

  • MAY BE PART OF THE PROBLEM. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HE LIQUID HIS FINGERS, AND THEN

  • HE LIQUID HIS FINGERS, AND THEN

  • HE LIQUID HIS FINGERS, AND THEN HE GOES BACK AND TOUCHES

  • HE GOES BACK AND TOUCHES

  • HE GOES BACK AND TOUCHES EVERYTHING ELSE.

  • EVERYTHING ELSE.

  • EVERYTHING ELSE. THAT IS SO DISGUSTING.

  • THAT IS SO DISGUSTING.

  • THAT IS SO DISGUSTING. I BET THE CORONAVIRUS WATCHED

  • I BET THE CORONAVIRUS WATCHED

  • I BET THE CORONAVIRUS WATCHED THAT AND SAID, OOOH, I NEED TO

  • THAT AND SAID, OOOH, I NEED TO

  • THAT AND SAID, OOOH, I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS!

  • WASH MY HANDS!

  • WASH MY HANDS! OH!

  • OH!

  • OH! ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO JUST REMEMBER, MIKE BLOOMBERG

  • SO JUST REMEMBER, MIKE BLOOMBERG

  • SO JUST REMEMBER, MIKE BLOOMBERG HAS SPENT OVER HALF A MILLION

  • HAS SPENT OVER HALF A MILLION

  • HAS SPENT OVER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS TRYING TO WIN THIS

  • DOLLARS TRYING TO WIN THIS

  • DOLLARS TRYING TO WIN THIS NOMINATION, BUT ALL THAT MONEY

  • NOMINATION, BUT ALL THAT MONEY

  • NOMINATION, BUT ALL THAT MONEY SEEMS TO HAVE BOUGHT HIM IS

  • SEEMS TO HAVE BOUGHT HIM IS

  • SEEMS TO HAVE BOUGHT HIM IS PEOPLE DIGGING UP SKELETONS FROM

  • PEOPLE DIGGING UP SKELETONS FROM

  • PEOPLE DIGGING UP SKELETONS FROM HIS PAST AND THE DEBATE WHERE

  • HIS PAST AND THE DEBATE WHERE

  • HIS PAST AND THE DEBATE WHERE ELIZABETH WARREN COMPLETELY

  • ELIZABETH WARREN COMPLETELY

  • ELIZABETH WARREN COMPLETELY BURNED HIM TO THE GROUND.

  • BURNED HIM TO THE GROUND.

  • BURNED HIM TO THE GROUND. IN FACT THAT NIGHT WAS SUCH A

  • IN FACT THAT NIGHT WAS SUCH A

  • IN FACT THAT NIGHT WAS SUCH A HUMILIATING ONE DONALD TRUMP

  • HUMILIATING ONE DONALD TRUMP

  • HUMILIATING ONE DONALD TRUMP EVEN MADE IT PART OF HIS LATEST

  • EVEN MADE IT PART OF HIS LATEST

  • EVEN MADE IT PART OF HIS LATEST COMEDY ROUTINE.

  • COMEDY ROUTINE.

  • COMEDY ROUTINE. >> SHE WAS REALLY MEAN TO

  • >> SHE WAS REALLY MEAN TO

  • >> SHE WAS REALLY MEAN TO MINI-MIKE, THE WAY SHE TREATED

  • MINI-MIKE, THE WAY SHE TREATED

  • MINI-MIKE, THE WAY SHE TREATED HIM.

  • HIM.

  • HIM. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!

  • HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!

  • HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM! HE'S GOING, GET ME OFF THIS

  • HE'S GOING, GET ME OFF THIS

  • HE'S GOING, GET ME OFF THIS STAGE!

  • STAGE!

  • STAGE! GET ME OFF!

  • GET ME OFF!

  • GET ME OFF! GET ME OFF OF THIS STAGE!

  • GET ME OFF OF THIS STAGE!

  • GET ME OFF OF THIS STAGE! ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHANTING )

  • ( CHANTING )

  • ( CHANTING ) >> Trevor: OH, SHIT!

  • >> Trevor: OH, SHIT!

  • >> Trevor: OH, SHIT! THAT WAS SOME PRETTY GOOD

  • THAT WAS SOME PRETTY GOOD

  • THAT WAS SOME PRETTY GOOD COMEDY.

  • COMEDY.

  • COMEDY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MORE

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MORE

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MORE IMPRESSED BY, TRUMP'S BLOOMBERG

  • IMPRESSED BY, TRUMP'S BLOOMBERG

  • IMPRESSED BY, TRUMP'S BLOOMBERG IMPRESSION OR THE FACT HE WAS

  • IMPRESSION OR THE FACT HE WAS

  • IMPRESSION OR THE FACT HE WAS ABLE TO DO A SQUAT!

  • ABLE TO DO A SQUAT!

  • ABLE TO DO A SQUAT! ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS PRETTY SLICK!

  • THAT WAS PRETTY SLICK!

  • THAT WAS PRETTY SLICK! SO, AFTER 15 WEEKS OF EVERYONE

  • SO, AFTER 15 WEEKS OF EVERYONE

  • SO, AFTER 15 WEEKS OF EVERYONE ASKING THE QUESTION "CAN A

  • ASKING THE QUESTION "CAN A

  • ASKING THE QUESTION "CAN A BILLIONAIRE BUY THE ELECTION,"

  • BILLIONAIRE BUY THE ELECTION,"

  • BILLIONAIRE BUY THE ELECTION," TONIGHT, WE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

  • TONIGHT, WE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

  • TONIGHT, WE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN OUR ANSWER.

  • OUR ANSWER.

  • OUR ANSWER. >> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS HAVING A

  • >> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS HAVING A

  • >> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS HAVING A TERRIBLE NIGHT.

  • TERRIBLE NIGHT.

  • TERRIBLE NIGHT. >> BLOOMBERG IS SINKING LIKE A

  • >> BLOOMBERG IS SINKING LIKE A

  • >> BLOOMBERG IS SINKING LIKE A ROCK.

  • ROCK.

  • ROCK. >> MIKE BLOOMBERG WHO IS FAIR TO

  • >> MIKE BLOOMBERG WHO IS FAIR TO

  • >> MIKE BLOOMBERG WHO IS FAIR TO SAY NOT HAVING THE NIGHT HE

  • SAY NOT HAVING THE NIGHT HE

  • SAY NOT HAVING THE NIGHT HE THOUGHT HE PAID FOR.

  • THOUGHT HE PAID FOR.

  • THOUGHT HE PAID FOR. >> CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS TELL MY

  • >> CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS TELL MY

  • >> CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS TELL MY COLLEAGUE JOSH LEADERMAN THAT

  • COLLEAGUE JOSH LEADERMAN THAT

  • COLLEAGUE JOSH LEADERMAN THAT BLOOMBERG WILL NOW REASSESS THE

  • BLOOMBERG WILL NOW REASSESS THE

  • BLOOMBERG WILL NOW REASSESS THE CAMPAIGN, AND ONCE THE DATA

  • CAMPAIGN, AND ONCE THE DATA

  • CAMPAIGN, AND ONCE THE DATA COMES IN --

  • COMES IN --

  • COMES IN -- >> Trevor: THAT'S RIGHT,

  • >> Trevor: THAT'S RIGHT,

  • >> Trevor: THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE, YET AGAIN,

  • FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE, YET AGAIN,

  • FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE, YET AGAIN, BLOOMBERG HAS COME UP SHORT.

  • BLOOMBERG HAS COME UP SHORT.

  • BLOOMBERG HAS COME UP SHORT. WOW!

  • WOW!

  • WOW! ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ACTUALLY, I FEEL BAD FOR THIS

  • ACTUALLY, I FEEL BAD FOR THIS

  • ACTUALLY, I FEEL BAD FOR THIS GUY, MAN.

  • GUY, MAN.

  • GUY, MAN. THINK ABOUT IT.

  • THINK ABOUT IT.

  • THINK ABOUT IT. HE CAME INTO THIS RACE WITH

  • HE CAME INTO THIS RACE WITH

  • HE CAME INTO THIS RACE WITH $60 BILLION AND NOW HE HAS,

  • $60 BILLION AND NOW HE HAS,

  • $60 BILLION AND NOW HE HAS, WHAT, $59.5 BILLION?

  • WHAT, $59.5 BILLION?

  • WHAT, $59.5 BILLION? I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE HIM RIGHT

  • I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE HIM RIGHT

  • I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE HIM RIGHT NOW.

  • NOW.

  • NOW. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BEFORE WE GO TO AN AD BREAK,

  • BEFORE WE GO TO AN AD BREAK,

  • BEFORE WE GO TO AN AD BREAK, LET'S QUICKLY CHECK IN WITH

  • LET'S QUICKLY CHECK IN WITH

  • LET'S QUICKLY CHECK IN WITH RONNY CHIENG AND THE VOTE CASTER

  • RONNY CHIENG AND THE VOTE CASTER

  • RONNY CHIENG AND THE VOTE CASTER AND SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US

  • AND SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US

  • AND SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US ANYTHING.

  • ANYTHING.

  • ANYTHING. RONNY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE UP

  • RONNY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE UP

  • RONNY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE UP AND RUNNING.

  • AND RUNNING.

  • AND RUNNING. >> YES, I'M IN NOW AND LET'S

  • >> YES, I'M IN NOW AND LET'S

  • >> YES, I'M IN NOW AND LET'S FIND OUT WHO WON CALIFORNIA.

  • FIND OUT WHO WON CALIFORNIA.

  • FIND OUT WHO WON CALIFORNIA. MMM...

  • MMM...

  • MMM... OH, DAMN.

  • OH, DAMN.

  • OH, DAMN. SORRY.

  • SORRY.

  • SORRY. OKAY, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT FOR

  • OKAY, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT FOR

  • OKAY, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT FOR THIS AD TO PLAY.

  • THIS AD TO PLAY.

  • THIS AD TO PLAY. >> Trevor: ADS?

  • >> Trevor: ADS?

  • >> Trevor: ADS? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PAY FOR THE

  • WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PAY FOR THE

  • WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PAY FOR THE PREMIUM VERSION?

  • PREMIUM VERSION?

  • PREMIUM VERSION? >> BECAUSE SOME OF US DON'T HAVE

  • >> BECAUSE SOME OF US DON'T HAVE

  • >> BECAUSE SOME OF US DON'T HAVE $12.99.

  • $12.99.

  • $12.99. SORRY, FORBES.

  • SORRY, FORBES.

  • SORRY, FORBES. IT'S AN AD.

  • IT'S AN AD.

  • IT'S AN AD. IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

  • IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

  • IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. JUST PRESS "SKIP" AND -- OH,

  • JUST PRESS "SKIP" AND -- OH,

  • JUST PRESS "SKIP" AND -- OH, DAMN, SORRY.

  • DAMN, SORRY.

  • DAMN, SORRY. I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE AD.

  • I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE AD.

  • I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE AD. OKAY, DAMN.

  • OKAY, DAMN.

  • OKAY, DAMN. YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ONE'S ON ME.

  • THIS ONE'S ON ME.

  • THIS ONE'S ON ME. MY BAD.

  • MY BAD.

  • MY BAD. MY BAD.

  • MY BAD.

  • MY BAD. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY DOPE

  • THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY DOPE

  • THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY DOPE JACKET.

  • JACKET.

  • JACKET. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A

  • I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A

  • I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A JACKET LIKE THAT.

  • JACKET LIKE THAT.

  • JACKET LIKE THAT. HOW DOES IT KNOW?

  • HOW DOES IT KNOW?

  • HOW DOES IT KNOW? YOU TALK ABOUT IT AND IT JUST

  • YOU TALK ABOUT IT AND IT JUST

  • YOU TALK ABOUT IT AND IT JUST SHOWS UP.

  • SHOWS UP.

  • SHOWS UP. >> Trevor: ARE YOU BEING

  • >> Trevor: ARE YOU BEING

  • >> Trevor: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS NOW RONNY?

  • SERIOUS NOW RONNY?

  • SERIOUS NOW RONNY? >> YEAH, I THINK LEATHER IS

  • >> YEAH, I THINK LEATHER IS

  • >> YEAH, I THINK LEATHER IS COMING BACK, SPRING IS HERE, I

  • COMING BACK, SPRING IS HERE, I

  • COMING BACK, SPRING IS HERE, I THINK I CAN PULL THIS OFF.

  • THINK I CAN PULL THIS OFF.

  • THINK I CAN PULL THIS OFF. >> Trevor: SO SORRY, THIS HAS

  • >> Trevor: SO SORRY, THIS HAS

  • >> Trevor: SO SORRY, THIS HAS BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME

  • BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME

  • BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO FOR A

  • AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO FOR A

  • AND NOW WE HAVE TO GO FOR A SHORT AD BREAK.

  • SHORT AD BREAK.

  • SHORT AD BREAK. >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP THE

  • >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP THE

  • >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP THE AD?

  • AD?

  • AD? >> Trevor: SHUT UP, RONNY?!

  • >> Trevor: SHUT UP, RONNY?!

  • >> Trevor: SHUT UP, RONNY?! BACK WITH MORE RESULTS FROM

  • BACK WITH MORE RESULTS FROM

  • BACK WITH MORE RESULTS FROM SUPER TUESDAY!

  • SUPER TUESDAY!

  • SUPER TUESDAY! DON'T GO AWAY!

  • DON'T GO AWAY!

  • DON'T GO AWAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THIS IS IT, I'M TREVOR NOAH, AND TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU

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