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  • THIS IS IT, I'M TREVOR NOAH, AND TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU

  • TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU

  • TONIGHT WE'RE WITH COMING TO YOU LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S

  • LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S

  • LIVE ON SUPER TUESDAY, THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC

  • RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC

  • RIGHT, FOLKS, THE BIG DEMOCRATIC VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE.

  • VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE.

  • VOTING NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY HERE. THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN

  • THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN

  • THIS IS THE BIG NIGHT WHEN DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS

  • DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS

  • DEMOCRATS IN 14 STATES ACROSS AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE

  • AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE

  • AMERICA WILL DECIDE WHETHER THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN

  • DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN

  • DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SHOULD BE AN OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN.

  • OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN.

  • OLD MAN OR AN EVEN OLDER MAN. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS

  • NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS

  • NOW, REMEMBER, SUPER TUESDAY IS SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE

  • SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE

  • SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS

  • WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS

  • WHICHEVER NOMINEE COMES OUT GETS A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE

  • A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE

  • A BIG BOOST IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND

  • DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND

  • DEMOCRATIC NO, MA'AM NAYS, AND YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING

  • YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING

  • YOU ALSO GET ALL THE LOSING CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY.

  • CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY.

  • CANDIDATES' WHEN YOUCH MONEY. LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW

  • LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW

  • LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH A FEW RESULTS.

  • RESULTS.

  • RESULTS. VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE

  • VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE

  • VERMONT WAS EASILY WON BY THE ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE

  • ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE

  • ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE STATE BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS.

  • BERNIE SANDERS. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALREADY OFF TO A WIN.

  • ALREADY OFF TO A WIN.

  • ALREADY OFF TO A WIN. ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE )

  • ( APPLAUSE ) AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS

  • AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS

  • AND WE KNOW THAT COLORADO HAS ALSO GONE HIS WAY.

  • ALSO GONE HIS WAY.

  • ALSO GONE HIS WAY. BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS

  • BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS

  • BUT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TONIGHT IS ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE

  • ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE

  • ALL ABOUT JOE BIDEN BECAUSE BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER

  • BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER

  • BLACK VOTERS JUST PUT HIM OVER THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH.

  • THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH.

  • THE TOP ALL ACROSS THE SOUTH. IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND

  • IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND

  • IN VIRGINIA, HE WON BY 30%, AND HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE

  • HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE

  • HE'S ALSO BEEN DECLARED THE WINNER IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IN

  • WINNER IN NORTH CAROLINA AND IN

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E

  • BASOMA RIGHT NOW, BLACK PEOPLE E EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I

  • EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I

  • EMBRACING BIDEN SO HARD, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE

  • WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE

  • WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE

  • ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE

  • ROLLS UP TO HIS NEXT DEBATE SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR,

  • SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR,

  • SPEECH JUST LIKE WAKANDA FOR, LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU

  • LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU

  • LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE THING, YOU KNOW THE THING.

  • KNOW THE THING.

  • KNOW THE THING. ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL

  • WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL

  • WE CAN ALSO REPORT MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF

  • BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF

  • BLOOMBERG WON THE TERRITORY OF AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH

  • AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH

  • AMERICAN SAMOA, YEAH, WHICH MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES

  • MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES

  • MEANS HE GETS THEIR DELEGATES AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL

  • AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL

  • AND FULL CONTROL OF THEIR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

  • SCOUT COOKIES.

  • SCOUT COOKIES. IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S

  • IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S

  • IT'S NOT THIN MINTS, BUT IT'S SOMETHING.

  • SOMETHING.

  • SOMETHING. EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE

  • EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE

  • EVERY NETWORK TONIGHT CAN GIVE YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY

  • YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY

  • YOU THE PRIMARY RESULTS AS THEY HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY

  • HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY

  • HAPPEN, BUT HERE AT "THE DAILY SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN

  • SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN

  • SHOW," WE'VE INVESTED IN TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL

  • TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL

  • TECHNOLOGY TO PREDICT WHO WILL WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE

  • WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE

  • WIN EVEN BEFORE THE VOTES ARE COUNTED.

  • COUNTED.

  • COUNTED. LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST

  • LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST

  • LET'S TURN TO SENIOR ANALYST RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY!

  • RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY!

  • RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR

  • RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR

  • RONNY'S STANDING BY AT OUR STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY

  • STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY

  • STATE-OF-THE-ART "THE DAILY SHOW" VOTE CASTER.

  • SHOW" VOTE CASTER.

  • SHOW" VOTE CASTER. RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME.

  • RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME.

  • RONNY, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US?

  • WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US?

  • WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US? >> THANKS, TREVOR.

  • >> THANKS, TREVOR.

  • >> THANKS, TREVOR. WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF

  • WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF

  • WHO'S WON THE BIGGEST PRIZE OF THE NIGHT?

  • THE NIGHT?

  • THE NIGHT? CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA.

  • CALIFORNIA. OH, SORRY.

  • OH, SORRY.

  • OH, SORRY. I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE.

  • I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE.

  • I JUST NEED TO LOG IN HERE. SHIT.

  • SHIT.

  • SHIT. SORRY.

  • SORRY.

  • SORRY. GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

  • GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD

  • GOT TO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD HERE.

  • HERE.

  • HERE. >> Trevor: PUT IN THE

  • >> Trevor: PUT IN THE

  • >> Trevor: PUT IN THE PASSWORD.

  • PASSWORD.

  • PASSWORD. WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO. WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE.

  • WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE.

  • WE'RE LIVE, WE'RE LIVE. WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO.

  • WE'VE GOT TO GO. >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN,

  • >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN,

  • >> I HAVEN'T USED THIS THING IN, LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW.

  • LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW.

  • LIKE, FOUR YEARS NOW. WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT? WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WHAT WAS I INTO FOUR YEARS AGO? ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING

  • ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING

  • ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH POP CULTURE.

  • TO DO WITH POP CULTURE.

  • TO DO WITH POP CULTURE. WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT?

  • WHAT WAS IT? WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN?

  • WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN?

  • WAS IT DEAD POOL OR LINCOLN? WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO?

  • WAS THAT FOUR YEARS AGO? IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY,

  • IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY,

  • IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE EITHER WAY, BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT?

  • BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT?

  • BUT -- HIDDLESWIFT? >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT?

  • >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT?

  • >> Trevor: HIDDLESWIFT? YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR.

  • YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR.

  • YEAH, TOM AND TAYLOR. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO

  • I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO

  • I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.

  • MAKE IT.

  • MAKE IT. I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE

  • I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE

  • I REALLY THINK THAT'S WHAT THE PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO

  • PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO

  • PASSWORD IS BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET LOCKED OUT.

  • GET LOCKED OUT.

  • GET LOCKED OUT. >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT

  • >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT

  • >> Trevor: CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD, RONNY!

  • PASSWORD, RONNY!

  • PASSWORD, RONNY! >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH,

  • >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH,

  • >> JEEZ, SOMEONE'S IN A RUSH, FINE.

  • FINE.

  • FINE. I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE.

  • I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE.

  • I'LL CLICK FORGOT PASSWORD HERE. OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION.

  • OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION.

  • OH, DAMN, SECURITY QUESTION. UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

  • UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

  • UM -- WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY,

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY,

  • >> Trevor: RONNY, THAT'S EASY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

  • WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

  • WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY

  • WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY

  • WRITE MY NAME, YOU ALWAYS SAY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY

  • WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY

  • WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WRITE MY NAME, LET'S GO.

  • NAME, LET'S GO.

  • NAME, LET'S GO. >> WELL...

  • >> WELL...

  • >> WELL... I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I

  • I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I

  • I MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND -- I MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST

  • MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST

  • MEAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE

  • FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE

  • FRIEND IN THE ROOM, BUT YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION

  • NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION

  • NOT, LIKE, SECURITY QUESTION BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?

  • BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?

  • BEST FRIEND, RIGHT? SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND

  • SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND

  • SOMEONE WHO JUST COMES TO MIND MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE,

  • MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE,

  • MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS IT, LIKE, ROY?

  • ROY?

  • ROY? IS IT DESI?

  • IS IT DESI?

  • IS IT DESI? DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA.

  • DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA.

  • DEFINITELY NOT MICHAEL KOSTA. >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY,

  • >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY,

  • >> Trevor: I'M SO SORRY, EVERYONE.

  • EVERYONE.

  • EVERYONE. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT AND CHECK THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER.

  • THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER.

  • THIS WITH RONNY CHIENG LATER. AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

  • AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

  • AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE

  • SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE

  • SUPER TUESDAY IS A LOT MORE DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY

  • DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY

  • DRAMATIC THAN PREVIOUSLY ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A

  • ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A

  • ANTICIPATED BECAUSE REMEMBER, A FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE WE

  • FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE WE

  • FEW WEEKS AGO, PEOPLER PEOPLE