Name: Hasan Minhaj Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair
Uploaded: 2020-03-15T06:12:12.000Z
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Modal verbs - A2

Can you break down the science of how this works?

Past simple

So waited tells via my breathing that I'm learning all kinds of things.

You're doing this like the birtherism questions like, were you really born here?

Have you ever taken a lie detector test before?

Do you think your parents have a favorite child?

You know, we all know that, like your mother's love is the thing you vie for the most, it has the most like value.

You know how, like it's like it's like USD.

It's just like, esoteric and like, doesn't matter who we don't even know if it matters.

Do you consider yourself a good brother now?

She, like, repeatedly says it all the time.

And then my wife was like, You know what that means, right?

That means she didn't like you as a brother.

I think I'm okay, brother, but I could be better.

He's telling the truth when referring to your good looks.

This man, Dax Shepard called you and nine out of 10.

Does it bother you that he didn't call you a 10?

You guys really did your research for this because you had to listen to the podcast.

Wow, he's this Dax is part of a thing where in show business, there's this whole movement of, like, approachable white dudes, whereas with, like men of color.

You know how there's a whole class of white dudes of just like, schlubby dudes who went to high school with me but now made it in showbiz.

You gotta have, like, the V taper and your abs If you're gonna be Asian and you've got to be like Daniel Dae Kim, Have you seen that photo where he flexes packs like this and he could hold the pencil?

Ripped like you can't ever have bread or cereal.

So do you think you're better looking than Dex?

Yes, but I will not get the same opportunities that Dax does.

You say you spend a lot of time on your hair?

Because you didn't like the way your hair looked, you know.

If I don't do my hair, it's very straight.

And if I don't do it, it'll just immediately go into a bowl cut.

I will look like a 10 year old Korean boy.

Like, if I if I didn't have my hair, you ever seen like those photos of, like, a shaved animal?

And you're just like, that's what a bear looks like gold.

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Hasan Minhaj Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

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