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  • It smells funny.

  • Smells like Sizzlers Cheese bread Don't look good.

  • If the Burger Illuminati exists.

  • Secret menu burgers are their objects of worship.

  • Because when you hold those keys, the whole world of burgers opened their doors today.

  • Me and my old friend Seth Rogan.

  • Yes.

  • Dudes.

  • Seth Pineapple Express Rogan are meeting up in Hollywood to taste in underground legends in the fast food game and crown a winner.

  • So my man did.

  • What's up?

  • A lot of people don't know this, but like seven years ago, we met, I was I was this bright eyed, bushy tailed food truck operator on Fairfax.

  • One night.

  • I'm just getting, like, out of this world Stone on, like, a special occasion.

  • Six hours later, you walk up to the truck and you're like bacon, egg and cheese, and I'm like, you're fucking Seth Rogan.

  • Dude, I just smoked a blunt to you last night.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Your money's no good here.

  • Yeah.

  • You didn't charge me ever, ever.

  • I tipped.

  • I tried to compensate with tipping this funny story.

  • I don't know if you've ever heard this on our third year of our food truck.

  • We were on our way to an event and the event would elect a caress for like, the whole month.

  • All we had was money in the register before that event.

  • We have our business license or health license, any legal stuff, Health department, Fire Department stuff and then envelope.

  • That said Seth Rogan Emergency Fund on it was every single tip that you ever put it.

  • I told you I would never take your money.

  • I told you, never take your money out sick.

  • I never spent a dime that ever crazy.

  • So we shredded our back tire on her food truck and I needed $350 to get it fixed and there was $380.

  • And then really, that's crazy because it is the year like our last leg on the truck.

  • We were able to keep pushing on because people die.

  • Cap that Z.

  • That's why I, like the stars, are aligned your on the burgers.

  • I couldn't be happier here.

  • You were parked outside a coffee place.

  • I would go to all the time right off of Fairfax.

  • I remember.

  • I love bacon, egg and cheese.

  • Sandwich is also my favorite shit in the entire world.

  • Well, I guess it's you guys pulled up.

  • I was just like, Oh, my God.

  • What is happening the way?

  • No, because life you would come early enough to where you could park on the street.

  • We would see your black SUVs.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • I want some bacon.

  • That's amazing, your celebrity.

  • So I'm sure there's a tunnel off menu stuff like, you know, compliments of the chef.

  • Like, what do you feel about off menu?

  • Secret Item?

  • It makes me uncomfortable, because often what happens is albeit a restaurant.

  • And then there'll be other people who are not famous.

  • Normal people, I call them, nor means that it will be non famous people's guys beside us, and then they'll see us coming up to us.

  • Oh, here is off the menu, and more than dozens of times I see people like What's that?

  • Then I awkwardly see the explain like, Oh, sorry, like he's better than you are things a rolling for him and, uh, and it makes me feel I could take it.

  • It's the best.

  • It's a flex, its clearly, but when it comes like burgers like in and out.

  • Obviously, Shake Shack has one And then, you know, five guys has one.

  • Why did they do that?

  • I don't like.

  • Is there a burger luminosity like?

  • If there is, I want in.

  • Let's try these off menu item.

  • This one.

  • Yes, yeah, and let's see what 20 like past.

  • Let's try some really bullshit.

  • We have the double double from in and out and animal style.

  • I've gotten in full in arguments with people What the fuck Animal style is exactly well, in its purest form.

  • It's Patty's, riddled with mustard, chopped onions, pickles loaded with spread.

  • Usually it comes with lettuce and tomato.

  • I said, No, it's not some major season.

  • No ma'am, this one.

  • I had to kick it up.

  • And it's a whole grilled onions, which is takes another fucking five minutes in your wait time.

  • Very go and then chopped chilies.

  • That's like my thing.

  • You know, they had that chopped chilies is the way to go.

  • They got, like a bin full of Chile's only motherfuckers asked for it.

  • Yeah.

  • Whoa!

  • Talk to is really facilities.

  • You don't order double double animal style with trump chilies.

  • You haven't had an animal.

  • So double double.

  • You just haven't had it once I got food poisoning from in and out Burger.

  • Whoa!

  • Hands down.

  • Fucking straight up food poisoning.

  • How much I like in that burger?

  • I was back at it within a week.

  • That goes for me and every taco place that I got.

  • And there's other.

  • Yeah, there's other shit.

  • I got food poisoning from that.

  • I haven't touched it like a fucking decade.

  • Been up for fucking up way worse and still within a few days off wise in number.

  • You're so fucking tasty, eh?

  • The thin Patties, right?

  • Love?

  • Thin Patties, Patties, Patties, air for tickets.

  • You're overcompensating.

  • You're You got a little too much money.

  • You should be eating a steak.

  • The likes of flip their top bun, you know?

  • Then a toast right here.

  • Yeah, I don't get it now.

  • It doesn't do that.

  • And so it's like soft, crunchy, meaty, crunchy soft.

  • It's just a perfectly articulated burger.

  • This fucking pepper thing is a revelation.

  • And I feel like I've been living in a fool's life in the dark for the last fucking 20 years.

  • We just had to pop burger.

  • Yeah, in and out West Coast.

  • Now we're going Thio the big new York Shake shack.

  • There is rivalry, right?

  • Like it's sure it's like, d I've gotten in streaming arguments.

  • Well, yeah, I did this thing where last season I mixed in In and out Burger with Shake Shack.

  • We're gonna made one burger that's beautiful.

  • And people like you, you can't fucking do that.

  • I think that would be so nice.

  • So parallel.

  • They also have a secret burger menu.

  • Yeah, item.

  • And it's a bacon burger.

  • You have, like, a gourmet blends you Alfreda does it.

  • Then they have the Martins potato roll, which is like God's gift to Burger World with a side of peanut butter sauce.

  • It's inspired by the Goober burger in Missouri.

  • Of course, a CZ one is Yeah, that's person of this peanut butter on there.

  • This this is something addition that, like in the 19 eighties movie, a pregnant woman would work.

  • Yeah, or if you know, I'm taking a fuckin riel serious.

  • Bonk it.

  • Shake shack.

  • Secret murder.

  • Well, if it's messy, we're as weird.

  • You both these eggs like peanut butter.

  • Peanut butter's over power.

  • I don't think I'd order it.

  • It stays exactly like how you're thinking with, you know, Elvis Presley.

  • You like eight shit like this.

  • And that's why he died.

  • Please shake your insides out.

  • I I live in New York now, and I have a dog their dog treats have peanut butter.

  • Peanut butter.

  • Is this peanut butter from there?

  • No, I want to find out.

  • Keep your secrets to yourself.

  • Shake shack.

  • That just stay as a secret Last?

  • Certainly.

  • No, not is the five guys secret menu item.

  • And it has.

  • This is fucking crazy.

  • Is a grilled cheese top bun, Grilled cheese, bottom bun, two Patties and cheese.

  • I've made something similar this as a stunt burger.

  • You have to stun a joke.

  • This is a stunning burger.

  • You don't give it to someone you like.

  • It doesn't taste excessive.

  • It's a little dry.

  • Smells funny.

  • It smells like Sizzlers cheese.

  • Brand goods.

  • It doesn't have the genes.

  • Bread?

  • Yeah, were I But I would beat the shit out of this time in a place two in the morning.

  • And you know, you don't want to eat.

  • Go.

  • But like you just got high.

  • No, You're debating whether you need the worst, Father.

  • Well, thank you, but that's what I was thinking.

  • Like I could either just keep snacking or just put in the atomic bomb.

  • Fall asleep after just nuke myself like the peanut butter is like, It's almost like Fuck you, Jimmy.

  • Yeah, you're coming off the menu.

  • Put peanut butter on your burger and your fucking dick.

  • This is like it's gimmicky, but it feels like it's serving a purpose in some way.

  • And if you don't have a lot of money, you can buy one and then Parson out the, uh, you know, you make several meals out of this.

  • You want beef.

  • Here's a real cheese, your grilled cheese sandwich.

  • At first glance, it looks like they got two slices of like white.

  • Brad, I hope, but really what it is, it's a burger bun that's inverted a weird.

  • So they you know that this is created by a line.

  • Cook was baked out of his book out of his fuckinmind.

  • I bless these people.

  • This is a new expression of someone which I like about, unlike the little thing of dog peanut butter Fucking It's a fuck you.

  • Yeah, I want something off the menu.

  • Dog peanut butter.

  • That's so New York Say shock your true colors because I can't say how much I like shake check.

  • No disrespect, no disrespect, but shake your fucking bullshit.

  • Don't You didn't want to have a secret.

  • You should just do it.

  • Yeah, I don't have one.

  • So we have had all three we have in and out Double double peanut butter.

  • Shake shack, double grilled cheese burger from five guys, each with their merits.

  • I would eliminate.

  • The shaking is automatically out of the picture out of here.

  • That's not not snow.

  • I don't want that way.

  • Actually, had two pretty good birds pound for pound.

  • I believe they're in different leagues.

  • I agree, you know, because I feel also like the five guys.

  • One, although great.

  • It's kind of like a gimmick.

  • Five guys has always been like a sleeper for me.

  • Yeah, like they never get there.

  • Never a part of the conversation like it's always in and out.

  • It's always shake shack, but I always say, like five guys never is getting They never get shined.

  • They're trying, but the in and out double double is just fucking good.

  • It's so good and the peppers are good.

  • This complexity, right?

  • Yes, levels of flavor.

  • The other do their biggest problems.

  • They all kind of tasted the same zero texture, like even the shake shack one.

  • And that's like that Usually Good that it just takes a look.

  • A look.

  • A meaty peanut butter, right?

  • Yeah, it's I swear to God, this is not fixed.

  • No, It's like I've thought I've fought in the favor of Shake shack over in right s and and if you ask me, like like on the average moment, where would you get a burger?

  • I would go to shake, Right?

  • But this pepper thing blows the fucking girl see in.

  • And now for me, it's like the master's degree of secret menu items, because it's like one with where they're actually doing everything real differently.

  • Everything is different.

  • The mustard cooked meat.

  • Yeah.

  • What's fucking fantastic?

  • There you go, Internet.

  • I know you're gonna fuck.

  • Hate us, but in and out wins again.

  • Yeah, and if you hate us, go fuck yourselves underneath pumping.

  • If you got crushed ice in a Styrofoam cup with the rebuild, right, so homey.

  • Order your mounted to the next police show.

  • Amount on the streets looking for something to keep, like some guys have a chi lan for the Burger show.

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  • For the burgers, please.

  • And thank you.

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