Name: Raanan Hershberg Stand-Up
Uploaded: 2020-03-15T05:43:10.000Z
Duration: 6 min 20 s
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YES, MY NAME IS RAANAN HERSHBERG, IT IS A NAME THAT

STARTS JEW AND JUST KEEPS ON GOING AM I'M A JEW FROM KENTUCKY

WHH, YEAH, I DON'T RECOMMEND AT ALL AND I STARTED COMEDY

THERE, AND IT WASN'T ALWAYS GREAT, IT WASN'T ALWAYS A PACKED

ONE OF MY FIRST PAID GIGS THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE, WAS AT A

YEAH, I PERFORMED FOR 200 INMATES AND THERE IS NOTHING

THAT MAKES YOU FEEL WORSE AS A COMEDIAN THAN TO BE PERFORMING

AND WATCHING A COUPLE OF INMATES WALK OUT

(LAUGHTER) CUZ YOU KNOW THEY'RE JUST GOING

THERE IS NOT ANOTHER ROOM WITH MIDNIGHT BOWLING.

THOSE INMATES HEARD MY JOKES AND THEY'RE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, I

WOULD RATHER BE ALONE WITH A MIRDERRER RIGHT NOW.

EVERY TIME I TELL PEOPLE I HAVE A TWIN SISTER HALF THE PEOPLE I

TELL THAT TO GO OH, YOU GOT A TWIN SISTER.

THE REST OF YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ASK THAT QUESTION.

KZ SHE'S A GIRL BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ISRAELI JOHN BELUSHI.

MY MOM KEEPS CHANGING THE NETFLIX PASSWORD SO I WILL CALL

MY MOM IS GREAT BUT SHE IS VERY SHRILL AND LOUD AND JEWISH AND

THE LAST TIME I WAS VITSING HER I COULD HEAR HER YELL FROM

RAANAN, COME OUTSIDE THERE ARE FOUR DEER!

>> AND THEN I CAME OUTSIDE AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE, THEY WERE

MY MOM HAS BEEN A THIRD GRADE TEACHER FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS.

AND AS A RESULT, SHE CAN ONLY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOU ARE ALSO

SHE WILL BE LIKE YOUR COUSIN PHIL HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR

FOR TWO YEARS, WHICH IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED.

VERY UPSETTING TO FIND OUT YOUR SPOUSE IS CHEATING ON YOU.

CUZ I'M 35 AND YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A CHILD.

WHENEVER I TELL PEOPLE I'M A JEW FROM KENTUCKY THEY ALWAYS ASK

THE SAME THING, THEY GO DID YOU GROW UP WITH PRESIDENT, YES,

PREJUDICE, YES, I DID, MOSTLY FROM MY GRANDMA BO WAS PRETTY

RACIST, AND WHENEVER SAID SOMETHING RACIST MY MOM WOULD DE

AND I WOULD BE LIKE YEAH, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS HE

HE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT TIME AND THEN TIME MOVED FORWARD, AND

IF YOU ARE ALIVE RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE IN IT.

OLD PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TROUBLE ADJUSTING TO PREJUDICE, THEY

DON'T HAVE TROUBLE ADJUSTING TO OTHER CHANGES AND STAY LITTLE

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