Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles S HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE HERE WITH PATSTON OSWALT, PATTON, YOU HAVE A NEW STAND UP TOUR CALLED I LOVE EVERYTHING. DO YOU THOUGH? >> WELL. >> Stephen: SHARE SOME LOVE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVE, SOMETIMES MY LOVE OF THINGS LEADS TO HATRED. >> Stephen: THAT IS EITHER VERY DEEP OR VERY DUMB. >> THANK YOU. FOR INSTANCE, I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. I LOVE A CLEAN AND ORDERLY STARBUCKS FIXINGS AREA WITH YOU WILL A THE SUGARS AND MILK,. >> Stephen: CINNAMON AND STUFF LIKE THAT. >> YES. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, PEOPLE, YOU GO TO THOSE STARBUCKS THINGS AND THEY, LIKE DO THEY OPEN THE SUGAR AND KOOND OF-- GO LIKE THIS AND DROP IT DOWN AND THEY JUST KIND OF-- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE ADDING MILK TO THEIR COFFEE BUT POURING IT IN THEIR PALM AND PUTTING IT-- TRYING TO-- IT'S SO DISGUSTING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT DRIVES ME NUTS. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS, THEY ARE ANIMALS. >> LOOK. >> Stephen: I HAVE SEEN STADIUM BATHROOMS BATHROOM CLEANER THAN A FIXINGS AREA. >> THE STADIUM BATHROOM, YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR THAT TO BE MESS EEKS THERE IS A GAME GOING ON, HAVE I TO GET BACK TO THE GAME, I'M A LITTLE DRUNK. WHO IS GOING ON AT STARBUCKS WHERE YOU ARE JUST-- LIKE PEM ARE RUNNING BY-- DI-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT, THE STARBUCKS FIXINGS AREA, THAT IS THE ONLY TIE I HAVE EVER GONE, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT AS A SPECIES. WE MIGHT ACTUALLY, WE'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO COLONIZE MARS. IF THIS IS HOW WE LEAVE, WE ARE NOT GOING TO TERAFORM ANOTHER PLANET. IF YOU CAN'T THROW AWAY A SUGAR IN THE RAW PACKET! >> Stephen: THANK YOU, MY GUEST USING THE WORD TERAFORM. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Stephen: CHECK OUT PATTON OS WALL-- -- OSWALT.COM FOR HIS TOUR DATES, PATTON OSWALT.COM, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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