Name: President Trump Is Purging The U.S. Government Of Anyone Not Blindly Loyal To Him
Uploaded: 2020-03-15T02:02:36.000Z
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WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW."

WITH ALL THE NEWS ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS, I HOPE EVERYONE'S

IF YOU NEED INFORMATION ABOUT HOW TO STAY HEALTHY, DON'T ASK

DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE

PRESIDENT'S APPROACH TO WELLNESS FROM FORMER WHITE HOUSE

PHYSICIAN AND MAN DESCRIBING THE SIZE OF TRUMP'S HOAGIE

DR. RONNY IS EVIDENTLY RUNNING FOR CONGRESS DOWN IN TEXAS,

AND IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, HE SAID ONE OF HIS BIGGEST REGRETS

WAS NOT BEING ABLE TO ESTABLISH THE DIET AND EXERCISE REGIMEN HE

COLLEAGUES OR LOOSELY HANDLING PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDICATIONS,

OR THAT ONE TIME HE WRECKED A GOVERNMENT VEHICLE WHILE DRUNK.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S QUALIFIED FOR CONGRESS, BUT HE'S

DEFINITELY QUALIFIED FOR THE SUPREME COURT.

NOW, JACKSON SAYS-- NOW, JACKSON DID HAVE ONE STRATEGY TO KEEP

APPARENTLY HE HID VEGGIES IN TRUMP'S MASHED POTATOES BECAUSE

NOTHING MAKES A PARANOID TYRANT FEEL SECURE LIKE HIDING STUFF IN

I THINK SOMEONE'S TRYING TO POISON ME WITH NUTRIENTS."

CHECK YOUR CALENDARS: IT'S FEBRUARY 28, WHICH MEANS JUST

ONE MORE SHOPPING DAY IN BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

TO CELEBRATE, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WILL BE OPENING 15 COMMUNITY

IT'S RUN BY A GROUP CALLED "BLACK VOICES FOR TRUMP," WHICH

SOUNDS SURPRISING, BECAUSE TRUMP HS A LOT OF AFRICAN AMERICAN

FOR INSTANCE, THERE'S THIS GUY, THE SAME GUY AT ANOTHER RALLY,

AND THE SAME GUY AGAIN, ALL IN DIFFERENT CITIES!

IT'S LIKE A "WHERE'S WALDO," EXCEPT MUCH EASIER TO PICK OUT

THIS WEEK, THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED A PROTOTYPE OF ONE OF THE

IT'S JUST STUFF ON A TABLE, LIKE A T-SHIRT THAT JUST SAYS "WOKE."

AT THIS POINT, THAT'S GETTING A LITTLE DATED.

NOT AS BAD AS THEIR OTHER BLACK OUTREACH T-SHIRT: DY-NO-MITE.

(  LAUGHTER  ) BUT TRUMP CLEARLY NEEDS TO DO

SOMETHING, SINCE "MORE THAN EIGHT IN TEN BLACK AMERICANS SAY

THE OTHER TWO ARE BEN CARSON AND KANYE WEST.

DEMOCRATS-- DEMOCRATS ARE DEALING WITH THEIR

OWN CONTROVERSY-- SPECIFICALLY, SENATE MINORITY LEADER,

CHUCK SCHUMER, SEEN HERE ON THE COVER OF HIS JAZZ ALBUM, "THE

APPARENTLY, THE "NEW YORK POST" LOOKED INTO SCHUMER'S F.E.C.

FILINGS AND FOUND THE SHOCKING NEWS THAT HE HAS SPENT $8,600 ON

NOW, AS SCANDALS GO, THIS ONE IS PRETTY MILD.

ADDRESSED IT AT A PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK.

>> Stephen: YOU HEARD HIM, CHUCK SCHUMER BETS WITH

US I HAD ROLLERS KNOW THIS IS EXTREMELY COMMON.

WHO COULD FORGET THIS CLASSIC SCENE FROM "CASINO ROYALE?"

>> Stephen: FEARS-- FEARS OF CORONAVIRUS-- I DON'T REMEMBER

FEARS OF CORONAVIRUS ARE RUNNING HIGH, AND TRUMP HAS BEEN

ENCOURAGING GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES TO STAY HOME-- BY

IN FACT, IN THE WAKE OF TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT ACQUITTAL, THE WHITE

HOUSE HAS CREATED LISTS OF DISLOYAL OFFICIALS.

CHECKIN' IT TWICE GONNA FIRE YOU THEN EAT

SO TO HANDLE THE LIST, TRUMP RECENTLY PROMOTED HIS PERSONAL

AIDE, JOHN McENTEE, AND INSTRUCTED HIM TO PURGE THE

EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF ANYONE NOT LOYAL TO TRUMP.

(  LAUGHTER  ) TO HELP HIM PURGE THE DISLOYAL,

"McENTEE PROMPTLY HIRED JAMES BACON, A 23-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE

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