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  • ♪ "CELLPHONE PROFILE" ♪ >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT

  • THE CLUES.

  • THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG.

  • THIS IS A SONG RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS CELL PHONE.

  • LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

  • WHAT IS IT?

  • "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" BY WILLIE NELSON.

  • PETE?

  • ( UGHTER ) >> YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU

  • KNOW I'M ON THE ROAD.

  • >> James: WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG?

  • >> BECAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD, I'M A TOURING GUY, HE LOOKS LIKE

  • JESUS.

  • >> SOMETIMES I SMOKE ENOUGH WEED, I THINK I SEE WILLIE

  • NELSON, AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO HEAR HIM AS WELL.

  • I THROW ON A LITTLE "ON THE ROAD AGAIN."

  • JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD

  • ON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪ ♪ OH, MAKING MUSIC WITH MY VERY

  • SPECIAL FRIEND ♪ >> James: OKAY, I'M NOT

  • COMPLETELY CONVINCED.

  • BAD BUNNY, WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO "ON THE ROAD AGAIN"

  • BY WILLIE NELSON.

  • >> OH, I LOVE THAT SONG.

  • I PREFER THE REMIX, BUT I LOVE THAT SONG.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I KNOW THE REMIX.

  • WHO REMIXED IT?

  • DO YOU KNOW?

  • >> UH, I THINK IT'S WITH -- I DON'T KNOW.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE IT.

  • >> James: SO YOU LIKE IT.

  • HOW DOES THIS SONG GO, BAD BUNNY?

  • UNDER.

  • -- ON THE.

  • ROAD.

  • AGAIN ♪ >> James: OKAY.

  • SEE, MARTIN FREEMAN IS LAUGHING.

  • HE'S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS IS ALL A CHARADE BECAUSE

  • IT'S YOUR PHONE!

  • AND WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO WILLIE NELSON'S "ON THE ROAD

  • AGAIN"?

  • >> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AND IT'S BEEN PLAYED BY MANY

  • PEOPLE BUT I THINK HIS VERSION IS THE BEST.

  • >> James: HIS VERSION IS THE BEST?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: DO YOU LISTEN TO A LOT OF WILLIE NELSON?

  • >> WHY ARE YOU STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME.

  • >> James: SORRY.

  • THERE WAS NO NEED TO BE CLOSE.

  • I LISTEN TO A LOT OF WILLIE NELSON.

  • >> WHAT OTHERS DO YOU LIKE?

  • ALL THE BIG ONES.

  • CAN YOU THINK OF ANY MORE RIGHT NOW?

  • >> WHAT, TO SAY OUT LOUD?

  • YEAH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> BACK OFF THE TOUR AGAIN.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> SO.

  • >> James: SO YOU LIKE "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" AND "BACK OFF THE

  • TOUR AGAIN."

  • >> THAT'S IT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT

  • THE SECOND CLUE.

  • THE SECOND CLUE IS A TEXT MESSAGE.

  • ONE OF YOU SENT IT SAYING, "AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED I

  • THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH."

  • WHAT HAPPENED, BAD BUNNY?

  • YOU RECEIVED THIS TEXT.

  • THIS TEXT WAS RECEIVED TO YOUR PHONE, OKAY, SENT TO YOUR PHONE.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?

  • >> THAT'S MOM TEXT AFTER SHE HEAR MY ALBUM.

  • MY NEW ALBUM, YEAH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: TO BE CLEAR -- TO BE

  • CLEAR -- TO BE CLEAR, YOU'RE SAYING YOUR MOTHER LISTENED TO

  • YOUR ALBUM, AND SHE THOUGHT, I'VE GOT TO TEXT MY SON SAYING,

  • AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE )

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THE ALBUM'S BIG.

  • I'M IN PROBLEM WITH MY MOM AND MY GRANDMA AND MY WHOLE

  • FAMILY.

  • >> James: WHY IS THIS?

  • WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

  • >> BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF HARD SONGS, YOU KNOW.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN, HARD?

  • >> James: SO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE EXPLICIT NATURE OF THE

  • MUSIC.

  • >> YEAH, THE EXPLICIT, YOU KNOW, THE CONTENT.

  • >> James: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

  • >> I LOVE YOU, MOM.

  • WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH THIS MONDAY.

  • SUNDAY.

  • SUNDAY.

  • YEAH, YEAH.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE

  • SAYING.

  • YOU'RE NOT A BAD BUNNY, YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BUNNY!

  • >> YEAH.

  • I AM.

  • >> James: PETE HOLMES.

  • THAT'S MY FOOT!

  • >>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

  • >> I'M GOING TO GIGGLE.

  • >> James: PETE HOLMES, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

  • WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS TEXT?

  • WHY'D YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?

  • >> AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.

  • WHAT HAPPENED IS MY WIFE AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS SUNDAY.

  • SHE SAID, IS IT SUNDAY?

  • I SAID, IT FEELS LIKE A SATURDAY, THE WAY IT SORT OF

  • CASUALLY AND EASY.

  • AND SHE SAID, NO, EASY IS SUNDAY MORNING.

  • AND I SAID, OH, NO, THE LORD!

  • >> James: YEAH, AND THEN SHE THOUGHT, LET ME STOP THIS

  • CONVERSATION AND TEXT YOU.

  • >> YES.

  • WE SOMETIMES PLAY A GAME WHERE WE TEXT EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE

  • TOGETHER.

  • >> James: DO YOU REALLY?

  • AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?

  • >> James: GO ON.

  • WE THROW ON SOME WILLIE NELSON.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: MARTIN FREEMAN, YOU

  • DON'T STRIKE ME AS NECESSARILY A CHURCHGOER.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH?

  • >> YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE THOSE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT

  • SOMEONE ELSE AND IT GETS QUITE BRUTAL WHERE GOSSIP TURNS INTO

  • SOMETHING A BIT MORE CRUEL.

  • >> James: RIGHT.

  • AND WE WERE HAVING A -- A FRIEND OF MIND AND I WERE HAVING

  • A SLIGHTLY DRUNKEN CONVERSATION ABOUT A BRITISH PERSON WHOM WE

  • BOTH KNOW, ACTUALLY -- >> James: I THINK I KNOW WHO

  • YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> AND I THOUGHT, I NEED A WASH.

  • >> James: YOU NEED TO GO TO CHURCH.

  • >> WELL, I SAID THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.

  • I SAID THINGS THAT WERE BAD IS THAT AND NOW YOU THINK YOU

  • SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.

  • >> YES, I DID.

  • >> James: YOU WENT TO CHURCH?

  • I OCCASIONALLY GO TO CHURCH.

  • >> James: WHICH CHURCH?

  • ST. PATRICK'S IN SOHO SQUARE.

  • >> James: SEE, YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER

  • THAT'S REAL OR NOT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET'S MOVE ON TO THE THIRD CLU

  • WHICH IS A PHOTO.

  • LET'S SEE THE PHOTO.

  • OKAY, WE HAVE A PICTURE OF SOMETHING CALLED "HANGOVER

  • HELPER."

  • PETE HOLMES, WHY WERE YOU HUNG OVER?

  • WHY DID YOU NEED HELP WITH A HANGOVER?

  • >> I CAN SEE WHY IT WOULD LOOK LIKE I WAS BUYING HANGOVER

  • HELPER.

  • IT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS WHERE MY WIFE VAL -- YOU KNOW VAL --

  • >> James: WELL -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.

  • >> James: CARRY ON!

  • SHE SENT ME TO THE STORE, CLASSIC BUMBLING HUSBAND, GET

  • SOME HAMBURGER HELPER, AND I SENT HER THAT AND I SAID THIS?

  • JUST THE SORT OF STUFF YOU WOULD EXPECT KEVIN JAMES TO BE DOING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: BAD BUNNY, WAS IT

  • YOU WHO HAD THE HANGOVER?

  • WHY DID YOU NEED THE HANGOVER HELPER?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I JUST KNOW THAT THIS PILL, THAT

  • PILL SAVED MY LIFE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CRAZY

  • NIGHT.

  • I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

  • >> James: WHERE WERE YOU THAT NIGHT?

  • >> OH, I THINK THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

  • >> James: OKAY, YOU THINK THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

  • ( LAUGHT ) >> THAT DOESN'T LOOK F.D.A.

  • APPROVED.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: MARTIN FREEMAN, HI.

  • TOO MUCH COMMUNION WINE AT CHURCH?

  • IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

  • >> NO.

  • >> James: YOU'RE VERY BUTCH, AREN'T YOU, IN THIS?

  • >> AM I?

  • >> James: YOU SEEM VERY BUTCH.

  • GET VERY CLOSE.

  • >> James: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

  • THIS WAS ACTUALLY AFTER, SOUNDS LIKE BRAGGING, BUT IT WAS

  • AFTER AN AWARDS SHOW.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • AND I GOT VERY, VERY DRUNK AND MADE A SLIGHT FOOL OF

  • MYSELF.

  • I GOT SILLY, SO THE NEXT DAY THE PERSON I WAS WITH I TEXTED THEM

  • SAYING WE BOTH NEED THIS.

  • IT'S NOT VERY EXCITING.

  • IT SOUNDS LIKE A BRAG.

  • I'M SORRY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY.

  • LET'S RECAP THE CLUES.

  • WE HAVE THE WILLIE NELSON SONG, WE HAVE

  • THE TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT GOING TO CHURCH AND A PHOTO OF HANGOVER

  • HELPER.

  • LAUGH I THINK THESE ITEMS BELONG TO MARTIN FREEMAN.

  • OKAY?

  • WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD?

  • ( DRUM ROLL ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • I NEVER GET IT!

  • WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

♪ "CELLPHONE PROFILE" ♪ >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT

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