Name: Iran’s Foreign Minister Vows Not-So-Swift Revenge | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-14T16:02:53.000Z
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The world is undoubtably on edge right now,

NEWSWOMAN: This morning, in Iran's capital,

"The U.S. will receive the definitive resolute response

"to its brazen criminal act in a place and at a time

not a time of the United States' choosing.

(like foreign minister): "Iran is a very patient country."

It really did. It was like from a TV show.

I'd be watching 24, and the guy would say that,

And to be honest, I wouldn't mind that guy scheduling

all my appointments-- yeah, just be like,

"Trevor will meet you at the time of his choosing.

-(laughter) -"Not at the time of your choosing.

what do these threats actually mean for Americans?

we're joined by our own senior national security correspondent,

Well, my analysis is that there's a 73% chance

I mean, usually when you get a threat from the Middle East,

It's like we killed his puppy, and now he's coming for us.

Well, Roy, to be fair, we always knew that Iran

But-but what do you think they'd actually do?

so now they're going to attack our cultural sites.

Wow. You mean like the Washington Monument

-or Mount Rushmore? -No, that's just rocks and shit.

the Netflix service, the Popeyes chicken sandwich,

or... or killing America's greatest storyteller,

Beta Victor, Beta Victor, the eagle has fallen.

-I repeat... -Okay, Roy, Roy, Roy, relax,

so it's probably not gonna happen anytime soon.

Because now we're just waiting for something to happen.

like, i-if there's a car crash, is that Iran,

or just Cuomo setting up his next photo op?

patient revenge is the worst kind of revenge.

You remember when your mama said she was gonna whup your ass,

So now you're just waiting for an ass-whuppin' all day,

and the longer you wait, the worse it gets.

Hell, I've been waiting on one ass-whuppin' for 25 years.

Every time, every time I go home, I'm flinching.

I told you I'm sorry about the cookies, Mama.

-I was seven years old, Joyce! -Roy, Roy,

-I-I understand what you mean, -You won't let it go.

but unfortunately, this is what it's like

If Iran is mad that Trump bombed their general,

they should handle their beef directly with Trump.

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