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  • This is my house, though, right?

  • Okay.

  • Action.

  • Hello.

  • I am Aubrey Plaza.

  • And thank you so much for joining us today.

  • I'm gonna be talking about some creepy dolls from movies.

  • Stay tuned and hear my reactions to these creepy dolls for movies.

  • First up, we have the clown doll from Poltergeist.

  • Roll The clip, Henry.

  • Wow.

  • What a creepy doll.

  • I don't think the clown doll is that creepy.

  • Honestly on then the clown strangles the kid.

  • I remember this.

  • The creepiest thing about that doll is that it has very long arms.

  • Arms should be the wing span of It's like the height of your body any longer, and it's creepy.

  • Next up, we have a puppet from one of my least favorite franchises.

  • Saw Billy the Puppet from Saw.

  • That's a puppet.

  • That's not a man in a mask.

  • I really don't like this movie.

  • And he's riding a tricycle.

  • Any puppets riding bicycles to me is very creepy.

  • That ups the creep factor.

  • Um, I don't like it.

  • What can I say?

  • I'll give that one of 11 out of 10.

  • It's too creepy.

  • Okay, I'm excited about this one, folks, I'm really excited about this one.

  • This is a clip from Seinfeld.

  • This creepy puppet is Susan's doll that looks like her mother, Susan's doll, who looks like Georgia's mother cut to interior Diner Day.

  • There's George Costanza.

  • To me, this is the most horrifying clip I've seen all day because it's more of a psychological kind of poorer.

  • No one wants to talk to a doll that sounds like their mother and looks like their mother.

  • That's some kind of next level therapy that I really don't want to enter into.

  • But it could be useful for some people.

  • I would rate that as the creepiest public I've seen so far.

  • I'd rather be stabbed by a puppet than engaging in some kind of therapeutic role playing.

  • I don't want to deal with those issues.

  • Next up.

  • This is the Zuni doll from the Trilogy of Terror, which is Ah, movie.

  • I feel good about it.

  • Play the clip, Miranda.

  • Whoa!

  • A lot of teeth on this one.

  • Thanks.

  • She in a hotel.

  • Whoa!

  • We never get a good look.

  • Att, Zoonie!

  • Zoonie!

  • Zoonie!

  • Zoonie looks very small.

  • I mean, quiet on the set with those people woes.

  • Umi not gonna do it I feel like I don't even get a good look.

  • Atsumi look like Sumi was the size of a my palms and she easily smash it into a lamp.

  • So I think she was more creeped out by the hotel room that she was in the lighting scheme.

  • Next stop.

  • This one's for the kids.

  • We had Slappy, the dummy from goose bumps.

  • So get your kids in here and watch this clip with me holding, jamming.

  • I feel like I auditioned to play that cop.

  • Sloppy is looking very dapper, wearing a bow tie.

  • Still small, though again I'm gonna give this one a low score.

  • Flappy seemed like a gentleman to me.

  • It looked like he was just waiting for a bus or something, so I wouldn't mind having that doll in my closet or taking me out on a date.

  • And the next clip we have is a little softer doll that we've seen before.

  • Our little furry friend Teddy from the pit roll the clip.

  • Oh, he looks here.

  • It's got a little zipper in the back so he can't be riel.

  • It's just his best friend, little teddy bear.

  • I can't see anything creepy about that.

  • This is very creepy.

  • The kid pushing an old woman on a wheelchair down a hill up and into a shallow grave.

  • Goodbye, Grandma.

  • I really want to see this movie.

  • This looks great again.

  • I'm gonna give Teddy a low score.

  • The creepiest thing about that was just a child lashing out at his grandmother.

  • Bear seems fine.

  • It's just a cuddly little guy.

  • Little googly eyes.

  • Okay.

  • The bear was telling the kid to do it, so that is very creepy.

  • Okay, so next step, we have the boy creepy doll from the boy creepy movie.

  • Uh, there's the boy.

  • She likes him.

  • Whoa.

  • Something very bad is gonna happen.

  • Oh, now the boy is a man.

  • Now the boy is coming out of a mirror.

  • That that was very creepy.

  • I'll give that a pretty high score because you think that it's just gonna be a little like pep it.

  • And then you smash its head and then crawls out of the thing.

  • Worked really big boys turning into men the creepiest of all phenomenons in our universe.

  • Boys should always remain boys.

  • Okay?

  • Never heard of this one.

  • I believe his name is Chucky.

  • From a movie called Child's Play doesn't sound so creepy to me.

  • Let's take a look.

  • This is from the movie I'm in.

  • Wait a minute.

  • That's my son.

  • What is this?

  • Brian Terry.

  • Henry Starr of Atlanta.

  • Not creepy at all of this On the back was had.

  • Chuckie sells arms.

  • The creepiest thing that I've seen there is just the very bad hairline that Chucky has, which I don't know about you reminds me of someone that rhymes with Modeled from.

  • He looks like a tiny Donald Trump dollars.

  • Let's be honest, it's almost creepier that you don't see him, I guess because your brain can only imagine what he would look like.

  • And in this movie, Chucky is smart doll because he's not just like a puppet that's being possessed by a demon.

  • But he's connected to the cloud.

  • Imagine if Syria tried to kill you or Alexa, both of them coming after you in the night.

  • Very well, that's all.

  • Today, folks.

  • Thank you so much for being here.

  • I'd like to thank Henry Miranda and Sharon for rolling all these clips for us today.

  • And what can I say?

  • Don't judge a book by its cover you know, take a minute before you decide that on inanimate object is gonna kill you.

  • It could just be a kn innocent little teddy bear or little friend.

  • Or it could be a psychopathic murderer that's gonna claw your eyes out.

  • So good luck out there.

  • The world is a terrifying place.

  • Now go to bed, kids.

This is my house, though, right?

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