Name: holiday party outfit ideas ?(for all the real parties i'll definitely be invited to... right?)
Uploaded: 2020-03-14T06:02:00.000Z
Duration: 9 min 12 s
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Hello, friends and welcome to one big dance party alone in my apartment on a Wednesday after do No.

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I have not been invited to any Christmas or New Year's parties yet, but I'm just putting it out to the universe.

With this video, I got some good outfits.

In the meantime, though, I just dance my ass off to kiss by prints on repeat for two hours straight and then had to cover it up with this generic music so I wouldn't get a copyright strike.

Anyways for this first outfit, I'm channeling my just from new girl vibes.

Except just if you were half Asian and without being styled by 15 magical birds summoned on command Cinderella style, which is scientifically the only logical reason she has bangs that good s o for this outfit.

I wanted to juxtapose my favorite word a structured dress with a more like conservative neckline and balloon sleeves with something a little bit spicier in which are these knee high boots?

I don't know what it is about covering most of your leg, but leaving the thigh exposed that sexier than a completely uncovered leg.

But I'm not fighting it, folks, although let's be honest and uncovered.

Leg is still significantly less sexy than two hot dogs on the beach.

I thought it was funny when I was recording the voiceover.

Now my favorite thing about the holidays is not getting presents.

All I want for Christmas is you in my bedroom and missing every single high know until my next door neighbor bangs on the wall I share with him, which is his cute little way of telling me to shut the fuck up.

My favorite thing about the holidays is all the textures I get to where we got satin, corduroy, lace, leather, suede, other textures that I can't think of Right now there are so many to play with, and it makes for really, like interesting and luxurious outfits.

So here I have these, frankly, Gloria's green corduroy flare pants.

If I had to superglue one article of clothing onto my body for eternity, this would be it to contrast with the thick and heavy texture of the corduroy.

I went for this sheer boost deity that, like honestly, did not cover much, but I don't know.

I added these Baroque hearings and choker that I designed myself for my jewelry collection.

This outfit goes out to everyone who commented on my last video.

Dumb l a bitch doesn't know what tights are.

Okay, folks, I used to be the queen of tights.

I made a video all about how to style tights.

And then I got, like, 300 comments from random dudes saying how sexy my hosiery was.

And one guy literally asked me to make a video of myself eating a shoe so that I turned the comments off, and I kind of stopped wearing tight since then.

So finally, for you guys today, I went to CVS and I bought this receipt for $6 they happened to throw in some tights for free.

I thought this outfit would be a good chill option for those of you who like to keep it like a little bit more low key and not, you know, snort a line of pumpkin, spice and glitter.

Every single holiday season, so I just threw on my favorite band T and tucked it into a high waisted skirt.

The key to a non lumpy talk is to literally like reach from the bottom of your skirt and then pull your shirt down so it's completely smooth in one layer to make this outfit feel a little more festive.

Of course, I'm wearing those tights and some funky platform heels that I am very gracefully foot modeling for you here.

See, this is why I wouldn't even be good at selling feet picks.

Plaid skirt is one of the easiest ways to look festive.

Look like you're going to private school and or look like you're shooting a porno.

I get a lot of questions where this skirt is from, and it's actually drifted.

Luckily, I've always found plaid skirts pretty easy to thrift because there are a lot of people who, like, literally just give away their old school uniforms on.

Then you can buy it and wear it as like a fashion piece.

This top is from steel, and I love the bat sleeves on it.

I think it's just a really fun twist on a classic black top.

But I think this outfit would also look great with a good old Steve Jobs turtleneck or a classic sweater if you have one.

Here's a slightly more conservative option for maybe a family gathering or meeting your boyfriend or girlfriend's parents and pretending to look like wifey material when deep down we all know you're Kinky Bitch, which is also wifey material.

Because those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

I love the dainty lace detail, but it's a little bit scandalous on its own.

I love the oversized a vintage gold buttons on it, so I made sure to match that with some gold jewelry for shoes.

I'm wearing these stunning knee high boots I actually really love When the bottom of my mini skirt and the top of my boots overlap.

I think it's really classy, and it's a good way to wear tall boots without looking super sexy, although with these dance moves I'm not sure that was ever really a concern.

We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the saga of me trying to put together a holiday outfit.

Start with a basic that most people already owned.

Step to layer of glass underneath and smooth it all the way down your butt.

Struggle for literally 20 minutes trying to close the zipper.

Kind of joker style to make more of a statement.

Grab a murder weapon of choice and cut a piece of craft store ribbon.

Then put your hair in a ponytail and tied a ribbon around it.

Realize you look like a pilgrim of French maid and a Christmas present.

Try to pull off that Margot Robbie sweater look, but realize, unfortunately, you are not Margot Robbie.

Step number eight Layer and necklace on top to spice up that plane neckline.

Tie up your sweater to define your natural waist.

Set number 10 and tights and hope that you don't get pervy comments and set number 11 decide you're sweaty and this is good enough.

For real, though I think this outfit came out pretty cute, and hopefully it's something that you guys can easily recreate with some basic pieces from your own closet.

Okay, this outfit reminds me of this story from high school.

So my high school always had, like, spirit days around the holidays, and one of them was an ugly Christmas sweater day.

Except I didn't own an ugly Christmas sweater.

So I just wore like, my new favorite sweater, and my teacher was like, Hey, Ashley, that's a really nice ugly sweater you got there and I was like you.

And then I just never wore that sweater again to school because I was so embarrassed.

Anyways, this letter is not the one for my high school days, but I did really like the little bow detail.

I thought it was very like, quirky and festive, without being super like red and green and sparkly like a classic Christmas sweater.

I also added this puffy velvet headband to this outfit to make it be a little bit more like festive and preppy and wintry.

I've seen a lot of headbands available that are like satin velvet pearls, diamonds.

It's a really easy way to add some texture to your outfit without having to buy like a full article of clothing.

This outfit, ladies and gentlemen, has you covered for everything.

Check preparing your Oscar speech because award season is coming up.

Even though you've literally never made a movie in your life, Check bringing your girlfriend home to your conservative parents.

So when I was putting together his outfit, I knew I wanted to go for all life to keep things streamlined.