Name: Chelsea Handler Takes A Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair
Uploaded: 2020-03-14T05:11:44.000Z
Duration: 17 min 45 s
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I'm assuming this is a lie detector test.

Okay, we just need to calibrate the machine, OK?

Are you ready to take a lie detector test?

Yes, a story Lista, as they would say in Espana.

Just so you guys know I could take it in Spanish or English.

As a teenager, you competed in the Miss Teen New Jersey pageant.

What were you in it for the recognition that I was beautiful and that I could use an entire bottle of aqua net on my head in one sitting and go out in a prom dress or a gown or whatever the fuck I war and kill it.

Obviously, the notes backward that I did not kill it.

Just being in a beauty pageant mean that you faked hand?

I doubt my parents paid for that, though.

Obviously everybody looks better with a little bit of a tan.

Do you think this man looks better with a tan?

That's when you get burned by an actual orange.

When I see photos of that, it is a little bit actually Yes.

I'm sorry If the veins start dropping out of my neck, I would like to take a break.

You also celebrated your bought mitzvah as a teen.

That's more than most people celebrate their bar mitzvahs.

Do you remember your Torah reading my total reading?

And I don't recall having any friends there.

And then my parents took the money that everybody gave me from their friends.

I got envelopes of cash that I was so excited about.

And then they took all the money and kept it.

So that's what growing up in my house was like.

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