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  • LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.

  • OF COURSE, IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL

  • CANDIDATES.

  • THE NATION'S FIRST PRIMARY WAS HELD TODAY IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

  • WOW.

  • NEW HAMPSHIRE ALREADY.

  • IT FEELS LIKE THEY JUST STARTED CAMPAIGNING... 600 YEARS AGO.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND WHILE WE DON'T HAVE FINAL

  • RESULTS AT THE TIME OF THIS TAPING, IT APPEARS BERNIE

  • SANDERS IS GOING TO WIN.

  • AND IF HE DOES, BERNIE PLANS TO SPLURGE ON A BIG PIGEON-FEEDING

  • TRIP TO THE NEAREST PARK BENCH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) GOING TO GO ALL OUT.

  • IT MUST BE FRUSTRATING FOR PETE BUTTIGIEG TO LOSE NEW HAMPSHIRE,

  • SINCE HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A NEW HAMSTER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ONE OF THE STRANGE QUIRKS OF THE

  • NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY IS THAT SOME VERY SMALL TOWNS ARE THE

  • FIRST TO VOTE.

  • AND SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT

  • MIKE BLOOMBERG WON IN A PLACE CALLED DIXVILLE NOTCH.

  • DIXVILLE NOTCH.

  • I'M JUST AMAZED WE CAN SAY THAT ON CBS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) "DIXVILLE NOTCH" SOUNDS LESS

  • LIKE A PLACE AND MORE LIKE SOMETHING JOE BIDEN WOULD SCREAM

  • AFTER STUBBING HIS TOE.

  • "DIXVILLE NOTCH!" ( LAUGHTER )

  • THIS IS TRUE-- FIVE RESIDENTS VOTED.

  • THAT'S RIGHT, FIVE.

  • AND BLOOMBERG WON WITH THREE VOTES.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALTHOUGH HIS OPPONENTS ARE

  • ALREADY TRYING TO SPIN THIS, CALLING BLOOMBERG THE "KING OF

  • DIXVILLE."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT A WEIRD TRADITION.

  • IT SHOULDN'T BE A NEWS STORY THAT SOMEONE WON AN ELECTION

  • WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF VOTES AS THERE ARE JONAS BROTHERS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TWO OTHER NEW HAMPSHIRE TOWNS

  • VOTED AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT, AND THEY WERE BOTH WON BY AMY

  • KLOBUCHAR.

  • BEFORE YOU KLOBUCHAR FANS GET TOO EXCITED, THOSE TWO TOWNS

  • COMBINED HAVE A POPULATION OF 62 PEOPLE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OR AS THE PEOPLE OF DIXVILLE

  • NOTCH CALL THAT, "THOSE BIG OLE FANCY CITIES."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I THINK I KNOW WHY SHE WON.

  • AT THE LAST DEBATE, SENATOR KLOBUCHAR REALLY STOOD OUT AS

  • THE ONE CANDIDATE WHO DIDN'T SPEND THE WHOLE TIME ANGRILY

  • POINTING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO AMY

  • KLOBUCHAR IS, DON'T WORRY, NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE UNTIL

  • TONIGHT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WELL, SHE'S A SENATOR FROM

  • MINNESOTA WHO ONCE, AFTER AN AIDE FORGOT TO BRING HER A

  • FORK FOR LUNCH, ATE A SALAD WITH A USED COMB.

  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) TRUE STORY.

  • HOW IS A COMB YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOUR FINGERS ARE RIGHT

  • THERE?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE

  • DISGUSTING, BE DISGUSTING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SHE ATE HER SALAD WITH A COMB.

  • AS OPPOSED TO BERNIE SANDERS, WHO COMBS HIS HAIR WITH A FORK.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON, HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM

  • MY HOMELAND.

  • AFTER POLICE OFFICERS IN THE U.K. SEIZED A FOOD DELIVERY

  • DRIVER'S CAR DURING AN ARREST, THEY NOTICED A BAG OF FAST FOOD

  • INSIDE.

  • SO THEY WENT AHEAD AND DELIVERED THE CUSTOMER'S MEAL.

  • I MEAN, IT IS THEIR JOB TO PROTECT AND SERVE.

  • "HERE'S YOUR DINNER.

  • ANYTHING FROM THE DESSERT MENU?" ( LAUGHTER )

  • TO BE FAIR, MOST OF THE MEAL WAS DELIVERED TO THE CUSTOMER.

  • SOME OF THE CHICKEN NUGGETS WERE TAKEN BACK TO THE STATION

  • FOR... "QUESTIONING."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, HERE'S A STORY FROM

  • A POSTAL WORKER WAS CAUGHT STASHING MAIL THAT HE'D FAILED

  • TO DELIVER.

  • OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR, HE HAD DUMPED OVER 5,000 PIECES OF

  • MAIL IN A STORAGE UNIT BECAUSE HE "FELT TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO

  • COMPLETE HIS ROUTE."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( AUDIENCE REACTS )

  • I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS WHY I NEVER GOT AN INVITATION TO

  • OPRAH'BIRTHDAY PARTY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S TERRIBLE TO THINK OF ALL

  • THAT MAIL IN A STORAGE UNIT AND NOT IN OUR MAILBOXES, THEN ON

  • THE KITCHEN TABLE FOR A FEW DAYS, THEN EVENTUALLY IN THE

  • RECYCLING BIN WHERE IT BELONGS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) 5,000 PIECES OF MAIL STUFFED IN

  • A STORAGE UNIT.

  • MOMENT TO PAY TRIBUTE TO SOME OF THE UNDELIVERED MA LOST IN

  • THIS INCIDENT.

  • ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

  • ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.

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New Hampshire Takes Early Voting VERY Literally

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/14
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