Name: Meanwhile... Bacon Patch Helps Vegans Cope With Meat Cravings
Uploaded: 2020-03-13T23:30:05.000Z
Duration: 3 min 42 s
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FREQUENT YIEWRS OF SHOULD SHOW NO I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

OVER THERE UNPACKING THE BIGGEST, MOST CRUCIAL NEWS

STORIES, LAYING THEM ALL OUT, THEN METICULOUSLY ASSEMBLING

THEM INTO THE AWESOME, IMPRESSIVELY DETAILED LEGO

BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO COLLECT ALL THE LEFTOVER BITS, THE SPARE

WHEELS, THE DISCARDED 2x2 FLAT TIRES, THE EXTRA FOUR-TOP

BRICKS, SLAP THEM TOGETHER WITH SOME RUBBER BANDS, ADD AN OLD

TRAIN LOCOMOTIVE, THEN STRAP A DINOSAUR ON AND A BOTTLE ROCKET

TO MAKE THE BACKYARD ROCKET CAR OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

MEANWHILE, THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT OF SAN MIGUEL,

COLORADO, WENT VIRAL YESTERDAY AFTER ISSUING THIS WARNING:

"LARGE BOULDER THE SIZE OF A SMALL BOULDER IS COMPLETELY

TO MOVE, THAT THEY'RE GOING TO NEED A MEDIUM-SIZED CRANE THE

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, "AN OXFORD UNIVERSITY

PROFESSOR HAS CREATED A PATCH INFUSED WITH BACON TO 'HELP

(  LAUGHTER  ) HOPEFULLY, THE PATCH GOES ACROSS

THE VEGAN'S MOUTH SO THEY CAN'T KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW CASHEW

( APPLAUSE ) HERE'S HOW THIS WILL NOT WORK:

"WHEN A PERSON WHO IS WEARING THE PATCH SCRATCHES IT, IT

PRODUCES A SMELL SIMILAR TO THAT OF COOKED BACON," SO THEY CAN

IMAGINE THAT THEY ARE EATING BACON, WHICH SHOULD SUPPOSEDLY

RIGHT, BECAUSE THE NORMAL HUMAN REACTION TO SMELLING BACON IS TO

(  LAUGHTER  ) MEANWHILE, "WALMART IS NOW

SELLING A ROSE WINE DRINK ENHANCER THAT CAN BE USED TO

TURN YOUR WATER INTO A DELICIOUS GLASS OF WINE TO ACHIEVE THE

IT'S ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE ABOUT WINE, WITHOUT THE ONLY

♪ ♪ ♪ AND THE REVIEWS ARE IN, WITH ONE

DRINKER SAYING, "IT'S AMAZING" IF YOU ADD A FEW DROPS TO

JUST THROW A FEW DROPS OF THIS MAGIC ROSE MIXER INTO YOUR

VODKA, AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE SAYING, "ARE YOU OKAY?"

(  LAUGHTER  ) MEANWHILE, "SCIENTISTS USED A 3D

PRINTER, A LOUDSPEAKER, AND COMPUTER SOFTWARE TO RECREATE

>> Stephen: I CAN'T-- CAN WE HEAR THAT AGAIN?

IT'S GOING TO REALLY KNOCK SOME OF THE SUSPENSE OUT OF OUR

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Meanwhile... Bacon Patch Helps Vegans Cope With Meat Cravings

crucial

awesome

completely

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