Name: Peace In the Middle East is the Deal of the Century
Uploaded: 2020-03-13T10:40:07.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s
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WELL, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DEFENSE TEAM HAS FINISHED

PRESENTING THEIR ARGUMENTS IN THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

AND YOU MAY HAVE RECOGNIZED A FAMILIAR FACE DURING THE CLOSING

ONE OF TRUMP'S LAWYERS IS ALAN DERSHOWITZ, WHO FAMOUSLY

( LAUGHTER ) SO, OBVIOUSLY, HE'S PRETTY MUCH

THE GO-TO LAWYER IF ALL SIGNS POINT TO YOU BEING VERY, VERY

( LAUGHTER ) REPUBLICANS CONTROL THE SENATE

SO THEY'RE GOING TO THINK TRUMP'S INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST AS EFFECTIVE IF DERSHOWITZ WENT UP

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU ARE HERE FOR BTS YOU ARE

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOME BIG NEWS FROM THE WHITE

PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED A NEW OUTLINE FOR A MIDDLE EAST

PEACE PLAN, WHICH HE IS CALLING, "THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY."

THIS FINALLY OVERTAKES TRUMP'S PREVIOUS DEAL OF THE CENTURY.uú

WHICH WAS WHEN HE HAD THAT COUPON TO GET THAT "TWO FOR

RELEASED A MAP WITH NEW BORDERS FOR THE REGION.

TRUMP HAS ALREADY SHOWN TREMENDOUS SUCCESS WITH HIS

IT TOOK TRUMP FOUR YEARS BUT HE FINALLY HAS THE PERFECT

BASICALLY, EVERYTHING STAYS THE SAME, BUT NOW IT'S CALLED

AN INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER WENT TO TAKE A SELFIE ON A BEACH IN

SOUTH AFRICA AND GOT PHOTO-BOMBED BY WELL, THIS...

SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT WAS GOING ON, BECAUSE

MORGAN FREEMAN WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE NARRATING THE WHOLE

NOW, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THIS SEEMS LESS LIKE PENGUINS PHOTOBOMBING

HER, AND MORE LIKE THEM HAVING SOME TIME ALONE WHILE SHE MADE

( LAUGHTER ) THE PENGUINS ARE REPORTEDLY VERY

EMBARRASSED AFTER GETTING CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON CAMERA, BUT ALSO

VERY EXCITED TO LAUNCH THEIR REALITY TV CAREERS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND, FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

THE STATE OF VERMONT IS CONSIDERING ALLOWING DRIVERS TO

THAT WOULD MAKE POLICE CHASES A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER.

WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT OF A STOLEN VEHICLE, LICENSE PLATE: DANCING

LADY, PEACH, EGGPLANT, MONKEY WITH EYES COVERED, SORRY, EARS

THEY'LL GO GREAT WITH VERMONT'S NEW STATE MOTTO, "VERMONT, IT'S

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Peace In the Middle East is the Deal of the Century

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