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I'll get back to my general to Delia's.
Today we are back in a game that have never played before.
So how could we be back, Charlie?
I'm not sure.
Anyways, today we are playing the ultimate at big battle simulator.
You might have seen this, uh, this game on some other channels.
I think it's quite trendy right now, and there's multiple reasons for that burst of all, I was getting fricking awesome.
Second of all, I'm wearing a new jolly shirt.
It's not released yet.
It will be soon.
Check this out.
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You see, it's pretty cool.
And there's like little jellies everywhere will be released in a couple months together with a shit ton of products for summer.
But if you don't have anything from the jelly store, make sure you go to jelly, startle calm and get yourself something cool, because I've got a lot of cool merch on there.
Anyways, let's start playing the game.
So if you haven't seen this game before, it's really easy to explain.
Basically, this right here on the right is the map.
Now we can choose a couple of maps.
The world of thieves, the city of Lost Crusades or the Avalanche Canyon.
And in that map, we are going to place some units not currently over here.
The red unit that I've got is actually the World War Two U S.
Soldier unit.
There's 25,000 soldiers in this block over here.
That's a bit much.
It will lag.
So let's say Let's actually get rid of all these units and, you know, let's let's start trying this out.
We're gonna start with heroes.
We've got a couple of heroes who got Chuck Norris.
That's the way to start this off.
I think that's the way to start.
Is up how many Chuck Norris is?
Do we want let's say 1500.
Alright, this little tiny block AR 15 under Chuck North People units.
Now, Chuck Norris is going to battle against a custom unit that I made, and I call it the ultimate Chicken with capital you in capital L because because why not?
And the ultimate chicken is super super strong, and we're gonna put let's say 100 of those down now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna check out what this is gonna look like.
Weather is gonna be clear.
The time of day is gonna be, Let's say, three PM Let's start this battle.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have made it to the Avalon JJ.
Now what?
Where our chickens at?
Kind of lost, actually.
Oh, yes, they are.
I see them.
Well, hello there, Chuck Norris.
Look how sexy is is actually a lot more good looking than that.
I remembered him.
So we got 1500 Chuck Norris units and we have got 100 Ultimate chickens.
All right, ladies of heaven, let's start this better off.
Um oh, my God.
Shot dies.
It's going for the tickets.
Who can win this?
Guys?
Well, like other tickets are dying but didn't know Chuck Doors, This is good.
I upgraded my ultimate tickets to be super good.
Come on.
I don't think we killed a single.
Ignores while darning score this Chuck Norris guy.
I don't even like him.
Let's upgrade the ultimate chicken to make it even more ultimate.
Where's the ultimate chicken chicken?
See, the ultimate chicken has 2000 elf and 1000 damage.
How much damage?
Just a freaking Chuck Norris guy do.
Where is he?
Where's yours is not even here.
What the hell is a scam, right?
You know what?
I think the only way to get rid of Chuck Norris is to beat him with my medieval heavy nights.
Yeah, that's that's what we're gonna do.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're not gonna use 1500 of those.
We're gonna use 2500.
Does I'm a cyclic zero.
I'm sorry.
Now let's do this heavy battle.
Chuck Norris.
Listen to me, baby.
You want to go in this?
All right?
On the best of the best.
Yeah.
Now this looks like a battle that I'd like to watch All the left side.
We have 2500 Many real heavy knights.
Ho The right side.
We have Chuck Norris a lot of tech.
Norris.
Let's start this bad.
I clicked on the l nine on the K.
Let's Let's let's do that again.
What's flick?
I mean, let's start the battle.
You Oh, my God.
Chuck Norris is going for it.
Who's gonna win this?
Guys, I seriously have a lot of faith in those life.
No way noises just absolutely destroying every night's Douglas Doc stopping.
That's impossible.
This is impossible things, guys.
So strong.
I don't understand how he is doing this, Guys.
How sorry.
My cheek is a bit scratchy.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no way.
The last heavy knights are about to die.
I'm sorry, guys.
That was just brutal.
That any Chuck Norris people die.
No single Chuck Norris died.
What is Chuck Norris unbeatable?
You will find out today.
That kind of sounds like a commercial's about to happen.
But don't worry about it.
I won't do that.
Just kidding.
Alright.
So Chuck Norris 1500 of those are very strong.
I don't really know how to defeat him.
Should we get some U.
S soldiers the best soldiers in the world?
Pretty much.
If you're a soldier, you're you're a good soldier.
Nonetheless, because you're like, you know, like protecting the country and stuff, no matter which country is kind of good, you know?
I mean, there we go.
US soldiers versus Chuck Norris.
It's about to happen.
See, now the benefit of a U.
S.
Soldier or a soldier in general, it's got a gun, so that's pretty good.
So little Chucky.
Chucky, you're gonna run for your life or you gonna accept those policy, your brain boy.
Let's start the battle in 32 Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Chuck.
Noises bleeding.
He's bleeding bigtime.
No, no.
Check.
Yours is dead yet.
There's no check Nora's.
Then we're gonna have to take over.
Guys, let's be this soldier.
All right, let's run!
Let's run!
You're not gonna get me, Chuck.
So in the ultimate epic battles Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
We need to run!
Wait to run!
Doug is gunning for me.
Oh, my God.
Freedom!
The soldier died for freedom.
You're right, soldier.
So the ultimate epic battle simulator We can not only be a soldier could be every character.
I could also be a Chuck Norris and the U.
S soldiers died again.
No enemies were killed.
Chuck Norris didn't die, is he?
Is he a beautiful?
It's Chuck Norris on reading of all What the hell, man?
I didn't even know that.
I just only figured that out.
We're gonna have to figure something out now.
What if we get Tuck Norse from multiple sides?
Apparently 5000 U.
S.
Soldiers was not enough for 15 under down.
That's a bit too much.
The game well acted, much less.
Not that I think the giant Orc is possibly the best one in the game.
So let's do giant orcs against Chuck Norris.
All right, Chuckie.
Chuckie, you're gonna be surrounded by giant orcs or ogre.
Are org's added out of Brown's that I'm sorry.
And I can tell you, Chuck, it's gonna be a lot of them.
Sorry to tell you.
There you go.
That looks pretty good.
Let's start this battle loading.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna take some time to load this in.
Seriously.
Oh, no.
Never mind.
There they are.
What up?
Whoa, whoa, That's pretty good.
All right, Chuckie, how do you feel about this now, huh?
Surrounded, baby.
Absolutely surrounded by inside this battle in three.
Two.
What battle time?
Oh, my God.
Chuck is going for a new strategy.
It's gonna attack both sides.
Wait, Wait.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Fantasy people are dying.
How is that even possible?
Look, the dying.
No, Chuck's have been killed yet.
Know Chuck's have been killed.
What?
Oh, seriously, I don't understand.
This game anymore with Tuck is unbeatable.
Is it was like, a silly mean this Chuck have infinite health.
It's not even funny anymore.
Guys.
Hey, I want to be one of these guys.
Wait.
Look, guys, one of them now wait.
Nice.
Chuck is absolutely destroying the other team.
I don't understand how he's doing this.
I don't understand.
Just look at this.
Guy's was freaking blocks rolling down the mountains.
Everything.
Look, they're walking down and all.
That's crazy.
You know what?
I think this is pretty obvious.
The thing is pretty obvious.
What's about to happen, guys?
So let's stop this battle and come with a new strategy under Just drive.
The ladies and gentlemen is going to be one Chuck and one Chuck only.
Good luck, Chuck.
So it's Chuck really unbeatable.
That's something I'm wondering about.
I think this is the ultimate test because, uh, yeah, you always do.
We should be the Chuck.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I just realized Chuck has a 1,000,000 health.
What?
That's insane.
All right, let's see how Chuck is gonna do this.
I don't see it.
Do you guys see him there?
Yes.
What up, Jack?
He's already killed 11 of Oh, that's great.
Impressive, Chuck.
All right.
I'm not exactly sure that Chuck will win this because, uh, there's really too many of these guys Hello?
Look, there he is.
Hey, Chuck.
All right.
Chuck lost, maybe, like, 5% of its health.
Not too bad, Chuck.
You know, I'm pretty good.
You've already killed, like, 22 of them.
And I just realized the giant giant org's or whatever they're called.
They're killing themselves.
I guess they're so stressed about Chuck that they're just killing yourselves, you know?
Makes complete sense.
Well, we got a Travelodge.
Oh, my God.
Abby nods.
Rotten run, guys, you're gonna die.
And they did a nice landing.
A good job.
Rocky did a good job, all right?
I don't think Chuck's gonna win this.
Uh, I don't really want to wait, though, because we got, like, 5000 of these guys, but he won't win that.
Okay, we have.
We have now figured out Chuck is not unbeatable.
He just has a 1,000,000 health.
And the chicken has, like, 10.
So it was pretty good.
Let's check out what else we got in his game.
Guys, I love the ultimate epic battle simulator.
I think it's a great game.
It's a little bit funky, though, but good, I guess.
Let's go with evil.
We're going with zombie.
Oh, my God.
25,000 zombies against a soldier A U.
S.
Soldier.
One U.
S.
Soldier.
That that's not gonna work, I could tell you that.
What if we put, like a lot of soldiers down?
What will happen then?
Guys, will everyone die?
That's quite a lot of soldiers.
Whatever you put him on top of each other, what happens then?
I'll check that it actually works.
What the hell?
All right, so we put two units on top of each other.
Uh, yeah.
Not sure that would work out.
All God, what the hell?
You know what?
The game is on 10 FBS, which, you know, it sucks, but, like, it's not too bad.
Let's be honest.
Look, soldiers and Tommy's.
Let's see what this looks like from a distance.
Guys, here we go.
Uh huh.
What?
The U.
S soldiers are definitely winning this.
There's all the zombies are almost dead.
I know you can't see it.
I know you can't see the difference, but you can see the score, like on the top left, you know?
I mean, actually, the U.
S.
Soldiers died of sight.
He said it the wrong way around.
There's a lot of zombies, huh?
Yup.
If they all got eating their dead guys, The soldier dead.
The U.
S.
Is now haunted by zombies.
What if we put the soldiers and top of a mountain?
Because they can.
They can shoot from far range and his armies under the mountain.
Actually, let's go for dirt for a different map.
Your guys, like on here?
This is a good hill on the zombies over there.
Let's see what that does.
Because if the soldiers in top of mountain de zombies convert soldiers and then the soldiers will win.
Right?
So this is where I place the soldiers.
It's pretty a spot.
What?
Where they go?
No, I wanted them to be on here.
Guys, come on.
Um, yeah, well, they can't even see each other at the moment.
That's not great.
Let's let's do that again.
What have we how to hide them in the city?
Will that work?
I guess so.
The city is still higher than the rest, so I guess they could start shooting.
I don't know.
Look at this.
Nice city.
Guys love it.
Oh, okay.
That's a lot of soldiers.
What about this Army's Okay, that's a lot of zombies.
Oh, my God.
All right, I'm excited.
Let's set the battle in three, two bullets.
Yeah, that.
Oh, my God.
The soldiers are running towards his armies.
I can tell you guys, it's a bad idea.
That's a really bad idea.
They're starting to shoot, though.
The start of the shoot.
The zombies are not dying.
It, I guess.
The soldier missing their shots.
Come on, guys.
Start even better.
Seriously, Why are no zombies dying?
04 of them have died.
11.
12.
All right, but we've got 25,000 of them, so Yeah, you gotta kill him faster.
Soldiers, kill him!
Faster.
All right.
About 180 zombies have been killed.
200.
You know what?
I would have faith in the in the soldiers, but I don't think so.
I haven't even kill 1000 yet, and they're more than halfway, So, uh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I just turned slo mo on look cool.
Whoa, whoa.
The bullets are flying towards the zombies.
Are you guys going to die?
The looked pretty dead already.
I gotta be honest.
It makes sense why the soldiers are not killing anyone because Yeah, the zombies are, like, really low.
All right, The zombies are gonna go up the hill.
Now, let's see what that's gonna look like.
All right?
You were goes on.
Mace can make it across the hill.
Is that gonna happen?
They go pretty far, and this is the only way up for the zombies.
So if they manage to die before that, I think the soldiers might be able to do this.
But I don't think so.
There's too much Tommy's.
There's freaking too many of them.
There's so much of these armies, Guys.
Alright, That saw me.
So far, I have killed six or seven soldiers now.
No, not the soldiers.
Is this mental?
This is just absolutely meant to look at this.
It's like a It's like a death zone.
Guys ever are.
You guys, you should probably start running.
Okay?
Never mind.
They did.
All right, Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the zombies are gonna eventually win this.
All right, they're gonna eventually win this.
Now, let's actually finish a battle.
Guys, we have archery.
Oh, my God.
Catapult.
That's sick.
We're going with a lot of soldiers against catapults who are on top off the mountain or on the hill, I should say.
And we're talking about a lot of catapults.
2500 of them, actually.
No.
Maybe a bit much.
The 1,000,000 catapults versus 25,000 soldiers.
Oh, my God.
If this is gonna work, then I'm gonna poop my pants.
Actually, no, I won't do that.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at all these catapults.
Want the actual?
There's a nice catapults.
I gotta be honest.
Oh, my God.
They have the perfect shot.
Perfect game bride soldiers!
Good luck hearing all us.
Oh, my God.
The catapults are dying fast.
Of course, The shoulder, the soldiers, they're shooting.
They're down there now.
They can shoot the capital's immediately Because they're they're lower.
Pretty much all of the catapults if have died yet.
Oh, I mean already.
What the hell?
This is just mental, guys.
Nothing seems to be happening.
Are there some dead here?
Okay.
Yeah, All right.
I guess the soldiers are gonna be winning this easy.
There's 37 catapults remaining, All of them More.
Over here, guys.
You're gonna die.
You're pretty stupid.
Get out of here.
Seriously.
These are the last ones guys looks like they're hiding.
Nine catapults remaining.
Uh, guys, Are you sure you want to go for it?
All your buddies has died?
No, not listeninto jelly.
Okay.
You want soldiers?
Won.
Congratulations, soldiers.
Yeah.
See, they make this kind of weird noise.
Yeah, America, but yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's it for the ultimate epic battle simulator.
If you enjoyed it, really gonna like Button.
And I'll catch you in the next one.
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