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  • It's just pain.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • There's no good memories.

  • This is not the bum.

  • This is trash.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Everybody.

  • For first, we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.

  • It's the show with hard questions and even hotter wings.

  • And today we're joined by Trevor Noah.

  • He's the host of the Emmy Award winning The Daily Show on Comedy Central is also written.

  • A New York Times best seller, It's called Born a Crime.

  • Stories From a South African Childhood.

  • Trevor Noah.

  • Welcome to the Show.

  • Thank you very much for having me.

  • You once tweeted that starting your day with chicken wings is like pouring Parra Finn into a Ferrari.

  • So I take it you can handle your heat.

  • Man.

  • I don't even know why I'm here, To be honest with you, I love chicken wings.

  • I like hot food, but when it's a competition, that's never a good idea.

  • Any hot food eating endeavor I've gone on has ended very badly.

  • So this is this is just us beginning.

  • This is just our baby steps.

  • Okay?

  • I think the beginning It's nice.

  • Just my tingles, the tip of your tongue, you know, So when we had Charlie's there and I'm the show.

  • She gave us a crash course in Afrikaans and taught me how to say Yo, Ma, suppose somebody okay?

  • Wow.

  • All right.

  • A somebody speaks seven languages themselves.

  • Can you give me a Zulu phrase that I can incorporate into my everyday life?

  • You choose for your show in Colombia, Gillom.

  • Billy.

  • Yeah, which means I'm hungry.

  • You need that all the time.

  • Which South African delicacy do you think deserves more?

  • Shine?

  • Slap chips Bunny chow are built on Bill tone.

  • I think Bull Tong deserves a lot more shine because like, here's the thing.

  • Bunny chow.

  • I've seen versions off in the world.

  • You know, People take bread.

  • Put a bit of curry inside of it.

  • I've seen some version of that slop chips means just like how you, you know, it's not french fries.

  • It's just bigger portions of potato that have been cooked, you know.

  • But Bill Tung is amazing, man.

  • It's like a room when I came to America and someone was like, Have you tried jerky and trash turkeys trash?

  • I don't care who you are.

  • The jerky is trash.

  • It's got a whole bunch of sodium and what nots and like sugar And why you sugar in your meat?

  • What, like what is this?

  • Where is Bill Tung is just spiced dried meat.

  • It is the most delicious thing you've ever eaten.

  • If you get it right, I guess the name is what Bill Tung, right?

  • It does not a sexy name, you know?

  • I mean, like, if you'll feel girlfriend said to you tonight, me, you build tongue would be like I got plans.

  • You see?

  • See?

  • It's branding.

  • That's the problem.

  • Much flavor.

  • Taste the pineapple.

  • So you're the self described roller coaster whore who dreams of touring the best thrill rides in America.

  • What's been your most heroin amusement park experience?

  • I went and I rode Harry Potter out.

  • Universal.

  • I think it is.

  • I love roller coasters and the Harry Potter rides on the best, and the ride stopped in the middle.

  • And first it's like, Oh, this is part of the right.

  • It's crazy that I was like, No, no, it's not something's wrong.

  • Yeah, and then you just hang there and then you know what?

  • What happens now?

  • You're like on a plane.

  • They tell you.

  • Hey, if shit goes down, something's gonna fall.

  • You're gonna do a thing.

  • You put your head down and you know Yeah, they don't tell you anything before roller coasters go have fun.

  • Be this be this tall and have fun.

  • How was it resolved like that?

  • Somebody get on the ladder.

  • Impressive.

  • Butner didn't just start moving it After a while it started moving.

  • And I was with a friend of mine who is terrified of any car or right.

  • And his screams made me afraid, because at first light we'll be fine.

  • And he was like, I was like, We're gonna die like you got a contact.

  • You know, it's like in a horror movies.

  • I feel like half of the fear is the person who's screaming Now if everyone would just come like we might die, I get through it.

  • But the contact fear is what terrifies me.

  • Let's see Shaq, Wanda.

  • It hits the sides of your tongue.

  • Radio nice.

  • Me like in the sauce is so far it seems Yeah, it's going okay, flavor.

  • I'm still on the classic.

  • I mean, that's winning for me right now.

  • We'll take it.

  • So since taking over on the daily show.

  • There's been a massive explosion in the number of programs that have political commentary in San Tire at their core.

  • Do you think that this snowballing of political punditry is helping us to think more clearly?

  • B'more informed?

  • Or do you think it might be having the opposite effect?

  • Well, it's interesting.

  • I think it's good.

  • You know, I think it's good to have a CZ many shows as possible, especially shows that cater to young people.

  • You know, for so long, people have made it seem like politics is what you do when you're old.

  • But politics affects your entire life.

  • In fact, I feel like it should be the other way around if you like.

  • Old people should be like I don't care.

  • I'm almost done.

  • It's weird to me that, like super old people like, I'm gonna vote and change this world that I'm leaving soon.

  • Why?

  • Why would you care if I was told I would not give a shit?

  • I'll be on roller coasters going crazy.

  • Did Jon Stewart give you any advice for how to avoid becoming that old angry man screaming at the clouds?

  • Oh, no, He said it was gonna happen John said.

  • I'm leaving because I'm old and angry and you're young and happy.

  • So enjoy it while it lasts.

  • That was his advice.

  • His advice was just like, You don't try and enjoy it for as long as you can.

  • Don't Don't let the anger be overriding emotion.

  • You want people to tune in so that they're not angry anymore by the end of the show, and that's what I try and do.

  • One unintended consequence, I think, is that there are a lot of super funny comedians who seem less interested in doing the lighthearted entertainment that they used to write.

  • Do you think that that's sad in a way, or is it naive to expect anything different?

  • I think people forget that comedians are human beings were living in the world, you know.

  • So Jim Gaffigan, super funny guy doesn't like talking about politics, but at some point he's gonna be like, Yo, I got to say something.

  • Ricky Gervase, Another person hates talking about politics, but at some point, even he was like Guys, we're gonna act like it's not happening.

  • So I get why some people be like, Oh, my favorite comedians started talking about politics is like, Yeah, but maybe it's because the politics has started affecting your favorite comedian.

  • That's probably what it is, you know.

  • What kind of name is that?

  • You're lucky Dog.

  • Year of the Dog.

  • Hi, Chilling.

  • Don't think tires ever spicy.

  • It's got a nice it dances on your tongue nicely.

  • That's my favorite spicy food, the one that dances on your tongue.

  • You just want, like like, you know, like Fred Astaire is dancing across your tongue.

  • Good, good bye.

  • Somebody had Bill Burr on the show.

  • He said that doing stand up in New York is like performing at a women's college, and I'm just curious from your perspective.

  • Do you find that audiences in the U.

  • S.

  • Or any more or less sensitive than the ones that you encounter internationally ours.

  • I find it just care about different things.

  • I find it depends where you go, You know, I've I've I've gotten rid of like categorizing America as one giant, you know, one monitor list.

  • When I came here, I had those ideas I've realized Now America is basically 50 countries masquerading as one, even in New York, like going from like Long Island to Brooklyn audiences are completely different.

  • I would say this with comedy.

  • Everyone thinks the joke is funny until it's a joke about them, Right?

  • That's pretty much what is.

  • You know, it's like caught ones.

  • Everyone's like hand.

  • That's cool until they're the one eating the food.

  • Like Theo.

  • Cool, man.

  • Cool loss, Callie.

  • And I'm always hesitant to say how hard I'm not something as sometimes it sneaks up on you.

  • That's a guy who's been around hot food before.

  • That's a veteran.

  • Take right there.

  • I drove her away.

  • Every currents, like men on our show called Explain that Graham Murray do a deep dive on our guest.

  • Instagram pull interesting pictures that need more contacts.

  • All crossed up the laptop.

  • I'll show you the picture.

  • You just tell me the bigger story.

  • Does that sound to you?

  • All right.

  • Laptop, please.

  • This is just for my instagram.

  • No, my point.

  • Hubble come right.

  • You know, just from your instagrams.

  • Okay, But I did check that out.

  • This is you at the Met Gala with Chrissy Teagan and John Budget.

  • So that picture was actually one of my favorite moments because I had just gotten to America.

  • Really like for the Daily Show.

  • And this was like one of my first public outings.

  • I had no clue what this was.

  • All who these people were.

  • You're just like you're just seeing all the celebrities.

  • Can people always think that you should become a celebrity overnight?

  • No.

  • Read all these levels levels.

  • So you walk into a place, and then if you see Rihanna, you sound like you're like, Hey, Ri, how you doing, girl?

  • No, no, you don't.

  • And so when I was leaving the event afterwards, John Legend and Chrissy Tick and sold me.

  • And then, like, I think it was Christy.

  • She was like, Hey, you got taking over the Daily Show and I was like, Yeah, and she's like, Don't fuck it up.

  • I was like, Uh, okay, She's like, No, I'm kidding.

  • Come over here.

  • You got friends like No, I don't have friends that I mean, I do, but not at Ah, the Mick.

  • She's like, Come on, come on, hang out with us.

  • How you guys doing?

  • They're the nicest people know about.

  • John and Christie are just like the nicest celebrities you will ever, ever meet in your life.

  • So that's what that picture was.

  • Speaking of epic nights, that's Ah Lewis Hamilton's world championship trophy E.

  • I think that was in Austin.

  • But it's a friend of mine is a world championship Formula One racing driver and really one of the best we've seen in a generation.

  • Amazing driver in the wet, which is really hard to do, especially in Formula One.

  • He was he was racing in Austin.

  • He was like, Hey, you wanna come check out the race?

  • Hopefully, I'll win the championship.

  • And I was like, Okay, I'll come.

  • And so I went and he won.

  • And then when we went down to congratulate him, they were like, Yo, you wanna hold the trophy?

  • I was like, Yeah, of course I wanna hold the trophy.

  • You trust me with the trophy like, Yeah, we trust you with the trophy and now they don't know where the trophy is.

  • Detroit.

  • Hellfire, I would say This is This is my my favorite like all round flavor over heart source, you know.

  • So far it has like a beautiful body to it.

  • It accentuates the chicken.

  • That's a nice place that's really could.

  • So the title of your book born a crime refers to the fact that as somebody who had a black mother and white father that you were representing a crime that could have been punishable by up to five years in prison.

  • Right.

  • You've made an interesting point about how, in some ways you prefer the racism in South Africa compared to the racism in the United States, Right?

  • How do you own package that for someone who thinks that all racism is the same?

  • Well, you know what?

  • You've got to think of it like this.

  • Think of racism like hot sauce.

  • You know, some hot source where they tell you it's our source.

  • But you can't really tell, you know, You put it on your tongue, it doesn't happen.

  • But then maybe tomorrow when you go to the bathroom, you'd be like, Oh, that was hot sauce.

  • I don't like that.

  • I want to know when it's happening at this is hot sauce get.

  • I'm saying that so, yeah, I grew up in a world where people were blatantly racist for the most part, if they were and then you know what I like about that is I know where we stand.

  • We can work off of that.

  • I can talk to you as a person, and I can try and figure out where your racism started or what makes you more racist.

  • And then and then we can move forward.

  • The hardest person to to try and change is someone who doesn't believe they're racist or engages in racist ideas that that on direct because then you know what I mean.

  • Someone like I'm I'm not racist.

  • I'm not racist at all.

  • I just think that sometimes black people you know those ones proof.

  • Good luck, man.

  • That's that.

  • Today, after hot sauce, stay off the hot sauce.

  • Racism.

  • I don't need that in my life.

  • Trinidad Scorpion.

  • Oh, Lord, Here we go.

  • Okay.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, don't breathe.

  • Actual.

  • Us is feeling the nose.

  • Yeah.

  • Immediate.

  • Mmm.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, ma'am, you feel that I feel that this is the hot sauce that doesn't even I don't even know your tongue You're talking about Why would you under tough market replacing it?

  • This is unnecessary.

  • So you seem to have a real knack for interviewing people whose views are diametrically opposed to in these tribal times.

  • What advice do you have for talking to someone with whom you share almost no common ground.

  • I think the key is to listen how instinct of human being just the first.

  • Tell a person why they're wrong.

  • But I find if you listen to them, you can understand a little bit of where they're coming from.

  • And then maybe that can give you a little insight or way in to finding common ground that then can lead you somewhere else that takes you Feel your time right now?

  • Uh, you feel your tongue, It's It's starting to tingle.

  • But, you know, sometimes there's this expectation you're gonna like body slam this person or destroy him in this debate with you.

  • Come to my show as a guest.

  • I'm going to treat you accordingly.

  • No, I don't want to destroy you.

  • I wanna engage with you and I I think I think a lot of the times people, if you have ideas you believe in, you should be willing to engage.

  • Or you should be willing to test those ideas against somebody that that you don't agree with it.

  • I'm hitting you.

  • You hitting the water?

  • Water help!

  • So I always have this thing.

  • When I hit the water.

  • I know that fancy pick that actually makes it worse.

  • That's Brad.

  • I know.

  • I know, I know.

  • But like, so I have, like, there's tons of insufferable hot sauce experts that are always hitting me with the tips of your training them maybe on some level.

  • But also, I think, psychologically, which I think is more important.

  • Anyway, the water does help me.

  • For whatever reason, I know that it's against science, but in my brain, that's how it works.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • This next one is the bomb beyond insanity, man.

  • All right.

  • Oh, this is horrible.

  • Oh, Lord.

  • Home.

  • Shit.

  • This is what is this?

  • There's our food.

  • It's beyond insanity.

  • But there's no food.

  • Yeah, man, I got that.

  • We'd cough.

  • Oh, man.

  • Now that you're in a position to afford the finer things in life is baloney in brown bread.

  • Still better than any Michelin starred restaurant bologna, brown bread and margarine, which you guys aren't familiar with because you got here.

  • But we couldn't afford about us.

  • We have Marjorie still one of my favorite meals.

  • Simple.

  • It's effective.

  • And it's delicious.

  • Unlike this shit.

  • What?

  • You've just made me What is this God damn.

  • This is horrible for the uninitiated.

  • How do you describe the gastronomic experience of eating a goat's eye?

  • Um, imagine a bouncing ball.

  • Imagine taking a bouncing ball, putting into your mother, biting it really hard.

  • But then it pops and explodes and all the smart from a child's nose is in your mouth.

  • That's what we have goat's eyes like.

  • Delicious.

  • I know that you're a big fan.

  • Where does the heat that we're at right now compared to the hottest at Nando's?

  • Oh, my Lord, here's the thing.

  • Nando's gets really hard, but it has flavor.

  • It makes you think of something else.

  • A whole lot.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • It's just pain.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • There's no good memories.

  • This is not the bomb.

  • This is trash.

  • Oh!

  • Ah, Okay.

  • I'm trying to think if I should rinse my palate for this all just add to it.

  • So far you're on.

  • And no water, no milk.

  • Yeah, track.

  • It is rarefied air.

  • I'd like to taste the flavors.

  • What's this?

  • Next one.

  • This is Parker, but chocolate plague from smoking.

  • Ned Curry.

  • You joining me?

  • I'm charm coming.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • We're back in flavor.

  • Still very hard very hard.

  • And he put the flavor which plane with fire incident as a child brought you closer to death.

  • The time that you were playing with black cats and they exploded, taking your eyebrows off of the time that you burned down a shed with a magnifying glass, I would have to say the time I was playing with black cats.

  • And so I pulled them all out into a pot plant who made a super made a superb body.

  • And then But I was trying to light one in my hand is like, you know, as a pause was like, Let's just enjoy this moment and it blew up in my hand.

  • I dropped the match into the pot plant.

  • I was trying to gather all the gunpowder and it exploded up and burned my eyebrows off, but I didn't know.

  • So my mom heard a loud bang was like, Wow!

  • And then my cousin screamed and my mom came running outside.

  • She like what happened, and I was gonna be in trouble.

  • So I turned around and I was like nothing.

  • And she's like, What did you do?

  • It was like nothing.

  • She's like Something happens like Why would you say that?

  • Because you don't have eyebrows.

  • What?

  • What?

  • No, She's like, go to the bathroom and look at what you look like.

  • A busted.

  • And I went and literally was like, I'd like charred pieces and then no eyebrows.

  • Irrefutable.

  • So, yeah, that was probably What's the bag like for doing voiceover work for Black Panther?

  • You want me to know that you're shaking the last one up?

  • You haven't shaken any of them up.

  • You're gonna shake up the last one.

  • So this is the last dab we call it the last DAB.

  • Because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.

  • You don't have to go if you don't want to.

  • Trevor, no.

  • You say that as reverse psychology.

  • Now I have to do it basically what you just said to me, The translation was, if you would like to be a little bit, you're welcome.

  • That's what you did.

  • So now I have to indulge with you.

  • Good.

  • How is battering weird?

  • You know what it looks like?

  • It looks like my little brother's diaper.

  • When about that, I would find this inside his diaper.

  • That's what it was that over there?

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • This is it.

  • She is.

  • My friend.

  • Shares my man.

  • Oh, Lord.

  • Okay.

  • You okay?

  • Yeah.

  • I think you're holding up better than me.

  • You look a little stressed.

  • I'm not gonna lie for a white guy.

  • This is super impressive.

  • Thank you, Trevor.

  • I'll take that.

  • I'm being for real.

  • Trevor.

  • Noah.

  • Here we are at the summit of Spice Mountain.

  • And as we've learned today, you can speak in almost anything.

  • But I think that you're at your most eloquent when you talk about taking a shit called going Number two profound.

  • A powerful experience in an act that makes us forget our airs and graces.

  • So now with your gut throb e uh, synched?

  • Yes.

  • Tortured by the hot sauce?

  • Yes.

  • Can you tell the people why are we most ourselves when we're letting the caboose loose?

  • I'll tell you why.

  • It's not even a disgusting clothes.

  • I think a human beings way spend so much time pretending you torture act From the time you're a young child, your parents teach you certain thing.

  • Your teachers, your friends, everybody and then you develop this persona about who you are.

  • Persona lives like you.

  • It changes and it augments as you grow.

  • But there's one place where we are honest.

  • I don't care who you are.

  • And that is when you're taking a shit.

  • It is just you and yourself.

  • You sit there and you're honest.

  • You're humble.

  • No one should from me all the way to the queen.

  • We'll shoot the same same squad polo, same everything.

  • Have you seen a dog when it takes a shit?

  • I don't care if it's a football or a Chihuahua.

  • It will get that look in their faces as we're shooting does.

  • It reminds you that we're all the same.

  • Nobody's better than anybody else at the core.

  • Well, got that stuff that comes out of our butts.

  • Words to live by.

  • From Trevor, Noah.

  • And look at you, my man.

  • 10 chicken wings up, 10 chicken wings down.

  • And now there's nothing left to do.

  • What we call it.

  • The red carpet for you.

  • Trevor.

  • Noah, Thank you very much.

  • This camera, this camera, this camera let the people know what you have going on in your life.

  • Um, I've got an arena tour.

  • That's really fun.

  • It's called loud and clear.

  • I'm going around America and the world doing stand up comedy everywhere from North Carolina to Abu Dhabi.

  • So check out Trevor nor dot com if you want to come and watch the show.

  • Very funny is what I've been told by the audience as they love.

  • What I tell them the jokes.

  • God.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Come from coming.

  • Oh, I should have mentioned I get hiccups when I eat spicy food.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • All right.

  • I'm good.

  • I'm good.

  • I get hiccups.

  • And I forgot about the Oh, at the finish line.

  • Level voice.

  • Hey, good job, driver.

  • That's the hot ones of Jesus.

  • Yeah, the hiccups When you shoot today, Uh, in about an hour.

  • Aloha, Spice Lords, Thank you so much for watching today's episode.

  • This is Shaun Evans checking in with three tips for surviving summer.

  • Remember, toe wear sunscreen, at least in SPF 50.

  • If you're anything like me, don't forget to stay hydrated when you're out there on the beach and I always have a bottle of the sauce of summer lows.

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