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  • Thomas?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • We brought you here today to take a lie detector test.

  • Please.

  • Our relationship needs this.

  • One of you will be taking the test while the other interviews.

  • Okay, Then we'll have you switch.

  • So who wants to be in the hot seat first?

  • Yes, I've been doing push ups.

  • You know he tried to give me that cold.

  • You try and give me the interrogator.

  • Is your name Thomas Stephen Middle?

  • Yes.

  • Are you 37 years old?

  • Yes.

  • Allegedly.

  • Both of your parents.

  • They're British, Correct?

  • Yes.

  • Can you do a convincing British accent?

  • From what region?

  • Yes, sir.

  • No, sir.

  • Yes.

  • Would you say you're good at accents and impressions?

  • Yes.

  • Can you do an impression of me?

  • Yes.

  • That's fair.

  • Did you grow up in British Columbia?

  • Yes.

  • We'll have to hear this impression of me that you think you could do still a high upon the impression thing.

  • Okay.

  • Fair.

  • Um, I don't see what's funny.

  • You're right.

  • Sorry.

  • No idea.

  • Um uh oh.

  • Sounded just like Yeah, I got you.

  • Would you say you're a proud Canadian?

  • Yeah.

  • You speak French way described me in French too, and hum a t o uh, Jambo.

  • May two.

  • Unit by Anna.

  • Sounded like the end.

  • Where was he?

  • Was the most French thing about you?

  • Uh, my big ass knows.

  • So it's a Roman notes.

  • Okay.

  • Are Canadians better people than Americans?

  • No.

  • Well, that's good to know.

  • Have you ever met Justin Trudeau?

  • You giving me this A photo?

  • As if I wouldn't know who the hell the greatest prime minister of all time is.

  • J.

  • K.

  • He's not.

  • Oh, like every other prime minister full of broken promises.

  • He said he's about the environment.

  • Guys, that has.

  • That's cool.

  • You do push ups.

  • You know about math.

  • That's cool about that.

  • Would you want him as your president?

  • Yeah.

  • Would you consider yourself a geek?

  • Yeah.

  • I don't like labels.

  • Do you think going to Renaissance fairs is the geekiest thing about you know?

  • Then what is?

  • I thought they just yes or no question.

  • Well, this being a geek help you with the ladies?

  • Yeah.

  • You tell me.

  • E got one dinner.

  • Yeah, man, you don't even know what we're up to on a Friday night.

  • Have you ever played video games for more than 12 hours straight?

  • Yeah, right?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm not an amateur minimum.

  • One more day.

  • Minimum your Twitter account?

  • Yeah.

  • Middle twitch.

  • It hasn't been active in two years.

  • Is that correct?

  • That's correct.

  • Is that because you have a private Twitter account?

  • No.

  • It's because I didn't like teenage boys making fun of me on the Internet.

  • They're pretty savage.

  • So did you think that middle twitch was a clever name?

  • Middle twitch is the thing that the fans came up with.

  • I thought was pretty fun.

  • So it was hash tag.

  • Middle twitch on.

  • Oh, well, you ever cyber bullied on twitch?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, I was.

  • Look, honestly, I looked over at the dude and, like, he quivered his lip when you said yes.

  • He said, Like, I wasn't lying about that.

  • Yeah, he's telling the truth.

  • Okay.

  • With the painful realities of being online, who's the best video game player of the cast?

  • Silicon Valley.

  • Thank you for reminding me.

  • Um, look, smells good.

  • I'm not gonna say he's bad.

  • He's good, you know, Put it.

  • Put a console controller console in front of him.

  • He knows he knows you knows how to work the magic with the controller, but you get me in front of a PC.

  • Give me that mouse keyboard.

  • No one can even stand.

  • Zach doesn't even know what a computer is.

  • He barely knows how to use his email.

  • Josh Brener.

  • You know, he likes musical theater.

  • Obviously, I'm not saying that that's a reason to not like video games.

  • That's just that's where he spent his energy.

  • I feel that.

  • So he'll beat me on the musical theater.

  • But I'll be him and just about anything else.

  • I think you're better than me.

  • PC?

  • That's the consul.

  • No, thank you.

  • Yeah, well, PlayStation, I said piece in place.

  • Okay.

  • So, yeah, I love my job Isn't true.

  • You started a McDonald's commercial when you were younger.

  • Yes.

  • Be honest.

  • Have you ever ordered a very possible I don't think if I when I was eating McDonald's was not after the flight fish.

  • Now, I don't like a rare occasion, maybe three in my life.

  • Yeah, I probably have probably come say Yeah, You've been an improviser for many years, Correct?

  • Correct?

  • Yes.

  • Have you ever considered getting a tattoo that says yes?

  • Oh.

  • Huh?

  • Ah, that is inside baseball.

  • Yes, and yes.

  • I mean, no, don't do tattoos.

  • I mean, not on my body on anyone else's.

  • Sure, I think looks cool, but I'm not cool.

  • Tattoo somebody else's body.

  • Yes, I if they really want you to want me too.

  • Sure.

  • It would be a tremendous mistake.

  • I don't know how to do it.

  • Could you improvise a Godzilla impression right now?

  • Yeah, sure.

  • Do it.

  • I mean, we're being taped.

  • Oh, I didn't see the cameras.

  • Okay.

  • Um, you're a little flat.

  • Yeah.

  • You think I would be good at improv?

  • Yeah.

  • Thank you for thinking highly of you audition for SNL, Correct?

  • Yes.

  • But you didn't get in?

  • No.

  • Do you think Lauren made a mistake?

  • Not picking you?

  • No.

  • Is there a cast member on SNL right now that you believe you're funnier than you've worked with a lot of funny people your career.

  • Is that correct?

  • Yes.

  • I think you're funnier than Zach Woods.

  • No.

  • You think you're funnier than Come on now?

  • He's one of the people in the world.