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  • -And now I thought that I'd share

  • some of my favorite "add a word, ruin a TV show" responses.

  • Remember "simmer down now"? -I love it.

  • -I love it. -Bella, you bitch.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Another catch phrase. -What?

  • -Cheri, when she was on the porch,

  • She would yell, "Bella."

  • Remember? What was her character's name?

  • -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -This is old-time stuff.

  • Ask your folks about this.

  • -Simmer down now. -Simmer down now.

  • -She was like, "Oh, you best simmer."

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • "Simmer down now." And then --

  • I remember, she goes -- ...wrote those, right?

  • -Yeah. -She goes, "Oh.

  • What -- who is this singer?"

  • And he goes, "Donna Summer?"

  • She goes, "What her name say in the phonebook?"

  • And he goes, "Summer Donna?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Simmer down now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Come on.

  • -She is the best. -It was fun. Come on.

  • -I love Cheri Oteri.

  • This first one is from @AtariKari.

  • -Oh. -That's a cool name.

  • @AtariKari, she says, "Saved by the Taco Bell."

  • Oh, there you go. -Oh.

  • -Every Saturday night, 2:00am. -Yeah.

  • Chicken Gordita Crunch.

  • -This one is from @janjette. -Hmm.

  • -Another cool name.

  • She says, "Full Outhouse."

  • Oh, there you go. [ Laughter ]

  • "Not the hair --" -"Don't go in there.

  • Cut it out."

  • -This one's from @WutzzelBuns.

  • -Mm.

  • -Higgins, you can't play the game and be on the show.

  • -Oh, I can't? Oh.

  • -@WutzzelBuns says "The Mickey Mouse Fight Club."

  • Oh, there you go. [ Laughter ]

  • -First -- don't talk about it.

  • -"First rule of the Mickey --" no.

  • [ Laughter ] [ Quacking ]

  • "No, no, Donald. Get over here.

  • I'll give you the first shot. Go, Donald, go."

  • -"What's going on there?" -"I don't care."

  • This one is from @capgraybeard.

  • -Yeah. @capgraybeard.

  • -He says, "The A-Hole Team."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"I love it when a plan comes together."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -This is from @thethirtiesmom.

  • She says, "This is Us: Unfortunately."

  • -Aw! [ Laughter ]

  • -This is it. -You married it.

  • -Yep. -You married it.

  • This one is from -- at -- from the Emmys.

  • -Oh. -From @TheEmmys. The Emmys.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • ♪♪ We love the Emmys.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • -The Emmys. -Wow.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -@TheEmmys, they say, "Sex and the City Council."

  • There you go. I hope they're watching.

  • This one is from @slfriend79.

  • She says, "Doctor Who Cares."

  • [ Laughter, audience ohs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @jmast98.

  • They say, "Little Trap House on the Prairie."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪ Half pint.

  • Half pint. Half pint. Half pint.

  • Two cup, half pint. Laura.

  • Nelly.

  • [ Scattered applause ]

  • This one's from @TheLapinator.

  • -Yeah, Lapinator.

  • -Not sure what that means.

  • He says "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld."

  • -Oh. [ Light laughter ]

  • I'd watch that.

  • -Didn't really get a big reaction.

  • -Eh. -Cutting it from the show.

  • -What would Tom, what would Jerry -- what would

  • Tom and Jerry -- [ Laughter ]

  • -They'll never see -- It will never see air.

  • They'll never have -- be famous or get recognized.

  • He'll probably will have an awful day tomorrow at work.

  • -Oh, man. [ Audience aws ]

  • 'Cause they didn't care for it. -'Cause they didn't care for it.

  • -They judged him. Yeah.

  • -They judged him really hard.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • They bullied him. -What's the deal with that?

  • What's the deal with "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld"?

  • -Let me do it again. -You think he noticed

  • something about something? -Let's tape it again.

  • Everybody gets a second chance. -Right.

  • [ Laughter ] ♪♪

  • -This one is from @TheLapinator.

  • -Oh, yeah. -That's a cool name.

  • -Love that guy. -That's a cool name.

  • -Yeah. -I like that name.

  • I get it. -Yeah.

  • -Lapinator. -Like the Terminator

  • but the Lapinator, sure. Loved it.

  • -Don't have to explain it to me. -Love it.

  • -I want it. -Yeah.

  • -I'll buy it from you if you don't want to use it.

  • -Yeah. I'll give that a dollar.

  • -Lapinator, he says "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Didn't see that one coming. -Yeah.

  • -Good one, Lapinator.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Come on. -Here's the last one.

  • This from @stpeteyontweety. They say --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "M.A.S.H. Potato." There you go.

  • -Yeah, come on.

  • -There it is, "Tonight Show" Hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-And now I thought that I'd share

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