Name: Fading Dreams: Candidate Reintegration Center | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-12T09:10:04.000Z
Duration: 3 min 25 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

Here at Fading Dreams, we help former presidential candidates

and learn how to talk and act like a normal person.

LYDIC: We'll help you with that difficult transition

Just like you, I want a health care system

I just asked you what you want for lunch.

because you were polling below Bill de Blasio.

which are regularly checked for contraband.

Maybe I should read you your poll numbers.

-One percent among likely voters. -Oh, gross.

At Fading Dreams, we're able to turn political has-beens

Fading Dreams taught me I don't have to shake hands

I still do, but that's just because I love shaking hands.

Fading Dreams taught me I didn't have to be president.

They also taught me how to make some cool macaroni art.

LYDIC: At Fading Dreams, we'll put you on the road to recovery

and the results, they speak for themselves.

WOMAN: But what about the voters in Iowa?

ALL (chanting): Johnson! Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!

MAN: We need more guys like you in charge.

You're right. I'm gonna run for president.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Fading Dreams: Candidate Reintegration Center | The Daily Show

gross

applause

integrate

separate