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- Welcome to "The Daily Show: Global Edition."

I'm Roy Wood, Jr., host of the award-winning "CP Time."

Trevor has asked me to introduce the show.

But before we begin, some news out of Spain,

where authorities have shut down an international criminal gang

So now if you want a huge amount of cardboard,

you'll just have to buy something from Amazon.

Thanks for somehow shipping me that wristwatch

- Let's kick it off with the big news: Equifax.

Some people know them as a credit reporting agency.

Well, you may remember that they were at the heart

of a massive data hack and now we're finding out

- Good evening. It was one of the biggest

from our Social Security numbers to birth dates.

is accusing a branch of the Chinese military

with the 2017 hack of the credit rating company Equifax.

by using 34 servers in nearly 20 countries.

The FBI believes China also hacked Marriott,

as it builds a massive database on every American.

- That's right-- China is allegedly stealing

to build a massive database on every American.

And you know somewhere right now Mark Zuckerberg is like,

But seriously, though, I don't-- I don't understand this.

Like, China is beating the U.S. in everything now.

Why would they steal Americans' information?

Unless it's just to rub it in everyone's faces, you know?

It's just like, "Ha, ha! I know the answers

"to your security questions. Your first car was a Kia?

And, I mean, I get credit agencies, insurance companies

and the government, but why are they hacking hotels?

What, are they just gonna tank the U.S. economy

Is that what they're doing? No, 'cause let's be honest--

like, everyone is just three Toblerones away from bankruptcy.

And I know some people are saying that China's doing this

so that they can steal Americans' identities.

Yeah, but if that's true, the joke's on them,

because half of Americans are in debt, yeah.

So if the Chinese steal those identities, it's gonna backfire.

It's like, "Okay, Bryan Taylor, you owe Verizon $400."

All right, moving on to some education news.

Every public school struggles to raise money

But a fundraiser at one elementary school in California

after it showed last year's remake of "The Lion King"

On Thursday, a Berkeley elementary school

received a letter from Disney's licensing agent

and the letter ordered the school to pay the money

for screening the movie last November without a license.

because they own, like, all of the movie.

to an elementary school for showing "The Lion King."

Meanwhile, the producers of "Cats" are giving $250

"Please, play the movie, play the movie. Please.

You can use this instead of spanking the kids."

I'm sure there are many schools in America

that play Disney movies and don't get busted.

Is there, like, one kid who had one of those toy phones

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