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  • >> EMOJI NEWS.

  • I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS AND YOU'LL TELL

  • ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.

  • SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?

  • PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.

  • ANYONE AT ALL, REALLY, DO YOU?

  • OKAY, OKAY, COME THIS WAY.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M WELL.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> James: I'M WELL.

  • WHO ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M ALI FROM ATLANTA.

  • >> James: I SAID WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

  • AND YOU SAID HOW LONG YOU'RE HERE.

  • WHAT ABOUT IF I ASKED YOU HOW LONG YOU'RE HERE, DOES THAT

  • CHANGE, SO I SAY HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE HERE?

  • >> I'M HERE WITH SCHOOL.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?

  • >> COMMUNICATIONS.

  • >> James: COMMUNICATIONS.

  • (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW, HOW'S THAT

  • WORKING OUT?

  • (LAUGHTER) >> PRETTY GOOD.

  • >> James: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN L.A?

  • >> I'M TAKING CLASSES AND INTERNING.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?

  • >> I WENT ON A 14 MILE BIKE RIDE.

  • >> James: BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?

  • >> I'M HERE.

  • >> James: BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?

  • >> SEEING YOU.

  • >> James: OH I LOVE YOU!

  • NOW LISTEN -- THAT IS VERY SWEET!

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: NOW DO YOU USE

  • EMOJIS A LOT IN YOUR LIFE?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GO-TO EMOJIS?

  • >> OF COURSE THE LAC LAUGHING ON >> James: VERY GOOD.

  • YOU THINK YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO THIS?

  • YOU THINK YOU NEED PRACTICE?

  • >> MAYBE.

  • >> James: I WANT TO LOOK AT THAT NEWS STORY AND WHAT THAT

  • NEWS STORY MIGHT BE.

  • >> A BLOND WOMAN WALKING HER DOG WAS ARRESTED AND TAKEN TO THE

  • HOSPITAL.

  • AND HAS TO GO GET MEDICINE AT THE HOSPITAL.

  • >> James: TO BE CLEAR DO YOU THINK THAT STORY MADE THE NEWS?

  • THE NEWS?

  • A DOG PEED ON A FIRE HYDRANT AND HAD TO BE TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL.

  • I'VE HEARD OF SLOW NEWS DAYS.

  • >> I'VE READ IT.

  • >> JAMES: POLICE IN KENTUCKY ARRESTED A WOMAN WHO ATTEMPTED

  • TO USE HER DOG'S URINE TO TRY AND PASS A DRUG TEST.

  • SHE JUST TOOK A URINE TEST, TURNS OUT IT WAS 100 PERCENT

  • THAT BITCH.

  • THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, YOU'RE LOVELY, HAVE THE BEST LIFE.

  • WHO ELSE IS HERE?

  • DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJI?

  • OKAY.

  • OKAY.

  • ABOUT THAT WAS A CONFIDENCE LOOK YOU GAVE ME RIGHT THERE.

  • >> I LOOKED RIGHT AT YOU.

  • >> James: YOU DID, YOU WENT WHOA!

  • JUST FOR OUR AUDIENCE AT HOME WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

  • >> MY NAME IS JOSHUA ROYSMAN.

  • >> James: WANT TO SHOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AS WELL?

  • JOSH HAS CHOSEN TO STAND ON A HIGHER STEP THAN ME.

  • HE'S GONE BACK UP!

  • (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: SO JOSH WHAT DO YOU

  • DO, HOW IS YOUR LIFE WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

  • >> I'M A THIRD YEAR STUDENT AT UCLA.

  • I'M NEWLY SINGLE -- >> James: WHAT HAPPENED?

  • >> RAISE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

  • >> James: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH?

  • >> THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND ALADDIN.

  • >> James: DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?

  • TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?

  • HE'S NEVER GOING TO TELL ME.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • IT'S (BLEEP) (BLEEP) ALARM.

  • DON'T GIVE ME THE BRO CODE, GIVE ME THE NO-CODE.

  • >> BETWEEN HIM AND ME.

  • >> James: JOSH JUDGE, WHAT HAPPENED?

  • JUST GIVE ME THE BROAD BRUSH STROKES.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: WHAT HAPPENED?

  • >> I GOT INTO DETAIL, I WANTED TO FIGURE OUT COLLEGE.

  • IT'S TIME TO GO OUT TO COLLEGE LIFE.

  • >> James: NO, IT'S NOT BAD, YOU'RE VERY WISE BECAUSE IF IT'S

  • RIGHT AND IF IT'S TRUE AND IF IT'S REAL IT WILL COME BACK

  • AROUND.

  • AND I THINK YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING BY GOING I'VE GOT TO

  • GET TO KNOW ME, I'VE GOT TO GET TO KNOW SOME OTHER PEOPLE.

  • >> THAT'S TRUE.

  • >> James: AND IF IT'S LOVE, IT WILL BE.

  • I DIG THAT JOSH, YOU MADE A VERY BOLD AND WISE DECISION.

  • >> I APPRECIATE THAT.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> James: SO IF YOU'RE NEWLY

  • SINGLE, WOULD I BE RIGHT IN THINKING YOU'VE BEEN USING SOME

  • EMOJIS AND YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN THROWING OUT THE ODD EGGPLANT

  • HERE AND THERE, WOULD THAT BE RIGHT?

  • >> YES, SIR.

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EMOJI, WHAT IS YOUR

  • GO-TO?

  • >> IT'S THE FRISKY ONE, THE SIDE ON THE FACE.

  • >> James: NEVER THOUGHT OF IT AS FRISK 80.

  • THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

  • YOU SAW IT AS FRISKY AND I SAW IT AS CURIOUS.

  • ABOUT DIFFERENT PHASES OF OUR LIFE THAT'S ALL IT IS.

  • TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.

  • >> OKAY, SO FRENCH INDIVIDUAL, I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A MAN OR A

  • WOMAN OR A PERSON WAS PLAYING SOCCER, AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

  • A LOT OF SMACK, AND THE EGG PLANT REALLY THROWS OFF, THE

  • EGGPLANT COULD BE USED IN A DIFFERENT CONNOTATION WAY.

  • >> James: IT'S THE CONNOTATION YOU THINK IT IS.

  • >> SO TWO GUYS GOT CAUGHT DOING IT IN A FIELD IN FRANCE.

  • >> James: THAT IS NOT THE STORY.

  • BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT, WHAT IT IS, A FRENCH SOCCER PLAYER

  • WAS ARRESTED AFTER BITING HIS OPPONENT'S PENIS DURING A MATCH.

  • UNFORTUNATELY, THE VICTIM TRULY DID LEAVE EVERYTHING ON THE

  • FIELD.

  • THANKS FOR COMING.

  • THAT'S EMOJI NEWS.

  • AFTER WE COME BACK ALISON BRIE AND WILL FORTE ARE GOING TO BE

  • HERE.

>> EMOJI NEWS.

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