Name: Biden’s Surge, Afghan Election Dispute & Rubio’s Rant | The Daily Show
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or as I like to call it-- "Too Old, Too Furious."

It's down to Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden,

Former Vice President Joe Biden and Senator Bernie Sanders

ahead of tomorrow's Democratic presidential contest.

Six states will hold votes for 352 delegates.

MAN 2: Sanders has held half a dozen events

He's hoping this is where he can block Biden's momentum.

On Sunday, Biden would get another endorsement

I have decided that I am, with great enthusiasm,

going to endorse Joe Biden for president of the United States.

I really believe in him, and I have known him for a long time.

"Now, please send $10,000 in unmarked bills

why Kamala Harris shot this hostage-style video

I bet even the Taliban is looking at this video like,

"We had better lighting, and we were in a cave.

Also, it's a little strange for me. I'm not gonna lie.

Like, how is Kamala going to endorse Joe Biden

and not acknowledge that she once called him

a friend of racists who opposed integrated public schools?

"Look, I know we've had our differences, but..."

Otherwise, you make it seem like we're crazy.

She's like, "I've known him for a long time, and he's great."

"And during the debates?" "Oh, that was different."

Do you ever sleep over at a friend's house,

screaming at each other in the next room,

-"Hey, you guys want pizza for dinner"? -(laughter)

And you're like, "Ah, are we not gonna acknowledge

-that Dateline NBC shit that just went down?" -(laughter)

-"All right, 'cause I'll have pepperoni." -(laughter)

All right, but let's move on to some international news,

about one presidential inauguration next year,

over in Afghanistan, they're dealing with two.

In Afghanistan, two different politicians

who both claimed to have won the presidential election

are staging their inauguration ceremonies.

Ashraf Ghani, the first to be sworn in as president,

and the country's election commission say

he won a second term in September last year.

We are hearing Mr. Ghani has made his inaugural speech.

When that happened, several explosions happened nearby.

And we've just had the footage through. Have a listen.

that two people say they're the president,

or that, while this guy is giving his speech,

So, now, Afghanistan is in a sticky situation,

because two people are claiming to be the president.

Yeah, no one knows what to do. If you ask me,

we should just get Maury over there to solve this whole thing.

Yeah, just be, like, "You are... not the leader!"

It's not the worst idea to have two presidents.

We've never thought of it. Maybe we should just...

You know, we should have... Like, presidents should have

day and night shift. Maybe that could be a new thing. Yeah.

because then they could avoid the blame for bad news.

the people are starving!" It's just like,

Yeah, that sounds like a night-shift problem. Sorry."

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