Name: Meanwhile... "Murder House Flip" Is Finally A Real Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-12T07:11:22.000Z
Duration: 3 min 45 s
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>> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ROGJT OVER THERE PANNING

IN THE RIVER OF NEWS FOR THE BIGGEST, SHINIEST GOLDEN NEWS

BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO STRAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF STOLEN

COMPUTERS, THROW THEM IN A BASEMENT WITH AN ILLEGAL HOOKUP

TO THE MUNICIPAL POWER SOURCE, AND MINE FOR BITCOIN, WHICH I

USE TO FORM THE BLACK MARKET FIAT CURRENCY OF NEWS THAT IS MY

MEANWHILE, THE REALITY SHOW "THE BACHELOR" IS GETTING A

MUSICAL SPIN-OFF SERIES, WHICH THEY DESCRIBE AS A MIX BETWEEN

"A STAR IS BORN?" HAVE YOU SEEN THAT FILM?

THE FINAL ROSE CEREMONY IS GOING TO BE VERY DARK.

MEANWHILE, A NEW SHOW CALLED "MURDER HOUSE FLIP" FIXES

I'LL WATCH ANYTHING WITH "MURDER HOUSE" IN THE TITLE.

MY FAVORITE SHOW IS "MURDER, SHE HOUSED."

NOW, FOLKS, IF "MURDER HOUSE" SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF THING A

COMEDY WRITER WHO WATCHES TOO MUCH HGTV WOULD COME UP WITH AS

AGO, MY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, TOM PURCELL-- WHO WATCHES WAY

TOO MUCH HGTV-- THOUGHT OF IT WHILE TRYING TO IMAGINE THE

IT BECAME SUCH A JOKE AROUND THE OFFICE-- AND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY

TRUE-- THAT FOR CHRISTMAS, SOME STAFFERS HAD A "MURDER HOUSE"

FLEECE MADE FOR HIM AS IF IT WERE A REAL SHOW.

NOW, TOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE "MURDER HOUSE" IS NOW A REAL

>> Stephen: NOW, THAT THING YOU'RE WEARING, IS THAT THE

>> Stephen: SO, WHERE DID YOU FIRST GET THE IDEA FOR

"MURDER HOUSE?" >> WELL, ONE DAY I URGENTLY HAD

TO RENOVATE MY HOUSE, AND IT JUST CAME TO ME.

>> Stephen: WAS THERE A REASON YOUR HOUSE URGENTLY NEEDED A

(  LAUGHTER  ) >> Stephen: MEANWHILE, FOOTAGE

WENT VIRAL THIS WEEK OF A CUTTLEFISH IN A STUDY AT THE

UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA THAT HAS BEEN FITTED WITH 3D GLASSES.

CUTTLEFISH WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY "HOBBS & SHAW" THE WAY IT WAS

THE SCIENTISTS SHOWED THE CUTTLEFISH ANIMATED 3D SHRIMP,

AND THE FISH ATTACKED THEM THE SAME WAY THEY WOULD REAL ONES.

THE RESULTS WILL BE PUBLISHED IN THE PRESTIGIOUS "NEW ENGLAND

ELECTRONICS SHOW IS STILL GOING ON IN LAS VEGAS WHERE CHARMIN,

OF ALL BRANDS, UNVEILED SOME NEW TECH, SOMETHING CALLED

"V.I.PEE," A PREMIUM PORTA POTTY EXPERIENCE, ENHANCED WITH AN

BECAUSE THAT'S EVERYONE'S FIRST THOUGHT WHENEVER I ENTER A PORTA

POTTY: "HOW CAN I SPEND MORE TIME IN HERE?"

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE GREAT LAURA DERN.

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