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  • TODAY IS A

  • MAGNIFICENT POLITY ACTING RIGHT

  • HERE.

  • WE NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT.

  • TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY.

  • IT IS CHUCK NORRIS IS BIRTHDAY.

  • HE TURNS 80 YEARS OLD TODAY.

  • SHE WORKED SETTLEMENT 10 HOURS

  • PER DAY.

  • THE SHOW RAN FOR EIGHT SEASONS

  • BUT MOSTLY HE IS KNOWN FOR

  • BEING AN ALL-AROUND ICONIC MAN

  • WITH THE INCREDIBLE ABILITY TO

  • WHAT SOME YOU KNOW WHAT.

  • MANY JOKES HAVE BEEN CRAFTED

  • ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE HE

  • CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

  • SO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, WE ARE

  • GOING TO TELL A FEW CHUCK

  • NORRIS JOKES.

  • ARE YOU READY?

  • HE FIRST, WHEN CHUCK NORRIS

  • WAS BORN HE DROVE HIS MOM HOME

  • FROM THE HOSPITAL.

  • ANOTHER ONE.

  • DID YOU GUYS KNOW CHUCK NORRIS

  • ACTUALLY DIED 20 YEARS AGO BUT

  • DEATH IS NOT BUILD UP THE

  • COURAGE TO TELL THEM.

  • WELL.

  • THE LAST ONE.

  • THIS ONE ALSO SOLD FROM

  • TWITTER, CHUCK NORRIS WANTED

  • YOU TO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  • HE WOULD JUST BEAT THE GREETING

  • RIGHT OUT OF YOU.

  • YOU KNOW IF ANYTHING IS HE WAS

  • ORIGINALLY CAST FOR SAINT

  • ELMO'S FIRE.

  • STOP.

  • IT'S TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

  • IS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.

  • CHUCK NORRIS, HE LOOKS LIKE OFF

  • YOU TOLD ME HE WAS 60 ...

  • THE FIRST TWO JOKES WERE NOT

  • BAD.

  • THE LAST ONE,

  • IT WAS STOLEN FROM TWITTER.

TODAY IS A

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