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  • Hello in good morning huh, it is currently 5:20 in the morning

  • And I just pulled an all-nighter again

  • I'm not doing good, but I'm gonna try talk to you the best as I can because um

  • That's what I do. Yeah

  • Sorry. Today's another travel vlog. I know you guys probably like Emma stop with the travel vlogs

  • We're done, but um April's a busy month, so buckle your seat belt and come along for the ride if you want

  • Today we're going to Palm Springs, Palm Desert, Coachella Valley for Coachella Music Festival

  • I'm so fucking excited. I'm definitely tired though. I just pulled an all-nighter and you're probably Emma. Why did you pull an all-nighter?

  • Here's my answer. I was editing a video, and I thought that I'd be done by around 1 a.m.

  • And then next thing you know it's 5 a.m.. And I'm still not done what time am I supposed to wake up 5 a.m.

  • To leave for the airport does that make sense, thank you, and yeah cuz they just love you guys so much

  • It's time to drink a juice because good morning. Oh shit. I like this. Sorry

  • I'm going with the app dotes. So thank you dote for sending me on this trip. I'm so fucking grateful

  • It's going be a long day, It's going be a long

  • Like there's

  • Let's just start all travel

  • There it is. You guys are really getting the best version of me right now mm-hmm. I'm a fucking mess, ha

  • I'm back with Mimi. Literally everybody's gonna be like you were just with her like a week ago. Oh yes but like I missed you so much

  • Everybody else was in terminal 3, I was in terminal 7. Um we were like looking for each other

  • Couldn't find each other. It was a big fat. Mess. I'll see you when we get to the Airbnb

  • I'm sick of this. I am not gonna like vlog the car ride

  • I do enough car vlogs like we need to switch it up. I can't even believe this is real

  • I'm just stripped down for your butt ass naked. Oh my god. I don't know what's going on. Welcome to my crib. Ah. We got a big field. What are you going to do in that field Emma?

  • Yes, it's my house tennis courts would definitely be a lot cooler if you could actually see the tennis court. Found it

  • Louise, but what do you need if you have floaties a pool but an air blower fatty smooth kitchen what happens if you poop your

  • Panties you wash it

  • Dining-room table for when we have to have I don't know why you feel everything on

  • There

  • Here's a

  • Room where I'm gonna get kinky

  • Already taking my poops

  • Look out this is where I'm gonna be doing my work from work know my work. I don't go to school mm-hmm drop out

  • Yes, hello

  • So if my left toe

  • Hey ladies we're at dinner we got these three flip in blankets

  • How cute is it? I'm naming her sandy can't get enough got some water. Let's take all taste test I

  • Can't get enough of her oh, I'm sorry

  • You know our earrings now because I think I want to try to be a girl

  • I don't know. We're gonna see what we can do with that. I'm so excited for food

  • Let's kind of see what's on the menu a bunch of like really

  • Like classy stuff. I'm not very classy, so we'll see how that goes, but there's like roasted beets. I'm scared beets

  • I don't know. I can't read a menu. It's like I'm not smart enough for that good night

  • Over time okay, I'm really tired now, and I want to just and I want to just poopoo in bed

  • You know when you want to go to bed and it's 3 p.m.. And you're bad

  • That was hella sick. I want it. I hope she does that again like a lot tomorrow. I'd like the next day

  • Okay, no it actually works. It like makes me serious with my ala kinda hurt, okay, so

  • guys really serious, I was like I know lately I

  • Just haven't been like real of you guys lately because I've been like not telling you how I feel

  • And she's not proud of it, and here's what it is. Here's how I feel. It's that. I'm bored. She's bored she

  • Okay, so basically here's what we're gonna. Do we're gonna do a little challenge in my video

  • I know we don't do those a lot

  • But I thought it'd be really fun if we did it so basically

  • everybody's gonna come into the bathroom and tell a secret to the camera and then I'm gonna see it later when I edit it and

  • It's gonna be a great time so

  • Okay, so my secret is kind of embarrassing and my secret is I I use your toothbrush tonight, and I'm not even sorry about it

  • I

  • Forgot my toothbrush I was telling my secret. I said that I used her toothbrush. Did you actually do that?

  • Hopefully this is her toothbrush

  • New secret

  • Actually he's dead. I'm sorry about it a secret about

  • She actually followed me and watched my videos before I ever knew about her. I shoot some

  • Emma's literally the funniest and she's so free prettiest isn't even like I see her

  • But like it's just a fact and I feel like no one really appreciates. How pretty she actually is

  • Love you Hannah

  • Did your girly inspirational - I'm trying to use her toothbrush, okay?

  • Tell your secret um when I was five years old they shaved off my eyebrows. I have to film it every day one time

  • Beep crazy just to be me we're right here mine is like right

  • We have magic, but birthmarks that is so cool ok

  • Breakfast time

  • Made a little iced coffee here. We're really killing it out here today. Some dry toast just toast. That's dry I

  • Fell down the stairs yesterday, and I have a bruise on my butt and I literally have to lift one cheek waddle

  • That's we live

  • I'm gonna be here every day because I feel really special and I feel really special about it

  • My neck is about to rip off though really besides that we're doing so good

  • Alright, I'm stupid and I forgot to film oo TVs when I was actually at the flippin festival so now I have to do it

  • Now startop is from honey. Bum my bralette is from brandy melville my skirt is from UNIF

  • My belt is from brandy melville my glasses are from Francesca's

  • And I was also wearing white Doc Martens that were not shown in this picture ok. That's it

  • I'm gonna do this for every single day

  • And so just get ready for that so if you wanted to know where this shit was from I got you

  • I got you girl. I love you so much. All right. I love you. Bye

  • I've literally been here for 5 minutes already at the coffee place. I don't even give a Frick level-10 sweating right now like

  • I feel like I'm dying this was

  • $9 I'm not to be the judge foods worth the $9 it was kind of worth the $9. It's very damn good

  • I'm gonna cut all this out

  • It's literally eight o'clock we have six more hours. I'm exhausted. I want to go to bed, but guess what Ryan never stopped

  • Are you kidding me

  • End of day one wow what a day shall we talk about it, and no we should we talk about it

  • We're gonna talk about it. What a long damn literally so tired. It's like what time it is it's like 1:00 a.m.

  • I think it's 12 44 literally. There's no connection at the coachella grounds. I couldn't upload any Instagram pictures

  • I mean got a selfie such a bitch and I

  • Couldn't like text my mom and be like mom I'm not dead like I couldn't do that, and yeah, I'm really I'm really tired

  • I'll see you tomorrow peace out. Let me semis good night, baby

  • Day 2 ha ha these earrings really hurt my ears, I'm like really in pain. Uh-huh sorry stupid picks up

  • Like her about rocks orange county is a special guys today. I'm so excited. We're literally leaving early like we're leaving like right now

  • It's like 110. We're gonna leave in like 50 minutes to go see Rex Orange County

  • I'm gonna cry when I see him, so I'll see you when I see him, and you're gonna see me freak out what?

  • All right for starters we have bandana, which is from the bandana store actually

  • I don't know where I got that so I don't know maybe Amazon or something glasses are from Amazon my top is from zafo

  • It's actually bathing suit top because we're crazy like that my shorts

  • Are Levi's my little fucking chain head ass thing is from brandy melville socks are from Topshop and shoes are converse so

  • Mozilla

  • Haven't vlogged at all today, and I just want to let you know that I'm sorry

  • But I hope that you forgive me we're gonna gain some coffee right now. This is my second copy of the day

  • Okay, like are we surprised we're back for a second one

  • Guys I just thought I've lost my goddamn camera. He was on the ground. I'm in idiot. Okay. Sorry bye um hello

  • I swear to fucking god. This bitch is on crack. She's on crack. I'm freaking out geometers

  • You're off the camera cuz I'm being annoying as fuck right now. Okay. Bye okay?

  • Well, she may be on crack, but at least she's self-aware

  • Hi, it's day three let's talk, it's been a minute, okay

  • I just wanted to fill you guys in because it's kind of been a hot minute

  • It's so scary to bring out my camera because every time I bring out my camera

  • I almost lose it and so I'm just like scared that I'm gonna like lose my camera

  • Okay, sorry my body has been in like excruciating pain the whole time my upper back my feet have blisters all over them my voice

  • Hurts I have dust all up inside my nose. I am a mess last night. I saw Timothy Shalem egg. Just chilling

  • I was like you are so hot then I saw Jim Charles like twice since I hide of them those

  • I'm scared I always thought Justin Bieber. It wasn't him okay. That was fucked up. Yeah, that was we were freaking it

  • yeah, it was just a fat dude with a band and I

  • Think we saw, Olivia O'Brien you saw her what?

  • It's actually not as crazy as I thought it was gonna be but it's just like you're constantly walking around and your body hurts

  • And you're just like what's going on look and you're dehydrated when there's lines for everything

  • Alrighty get into the crowd you. They really can't and your edible all the time. I've been here. There was entire also

  • I kept thinking that somebody was gonna

  • Somehow like open my backpack while I was standing there and take my camera out so super paranoid about that doesn't mean it

  • All right, so I didn't really get a good full photo of this outfit

  • So this is gonna be a little bit of a struggle, but we're gonna do it

  • Anyways, all right my glasses are from Francesca's again

  • My little top thing basically naked top is from forever 21

  • My jewelry is from forever 21

  • And then this little necklace right here may or may not be something that I designed and will be selling down the line

  • Maybe will but maybe it won't my skirt is from PacSun and my shoes are Nike Air Force Ones

  • From Nike obviously so there it is stay three outfit. That was it

  • Literally here again like this is the only place you see us like we are not anywhere else. We're getting coffee at all times

  • it's just how it is really happy sometimes I

  • Finished it in two minutes

  • Bye

  • At this point Coachella became living hell, okay, I didn't want to be here anymore

  • But I still had to be there for another I don't know hour-and-a-half. It was not good

  • I have never been more tired in my life

  • That's kind of good

  • Hello and welcome to Emma's Coachella review you might be like Emma

  • Let's just like end the vlog right no one gives a fuck well

  • I thought it would be kind of valuable if I gave you guys a little Coachella review because everybody's always talking about how amazing it

  • Is now perfect it is and how flawless it is and how perfect it is

  • And how it's the best time of the year, and how it's so fun

  • and there's no flaws and it's totally worth the

  • Thousands of dollars that you invest into it the funny part about it is it's not even actually

  • Investing because you don't ever actually make any money back

  • It just sucks money from your wallet, and then you never actually make it back it

  • Just goes into nothing because you don't it's just that's the thing about it

  • Also, look at this weird piece of lint in my hair

  • It makes me really uncomfortable, and I like can't get my eyes off of it and like editing right now

  • He's really difficult because they keep staring at the stupid piece of lint anyway, okay, well today

  • I'm here to tell you the truth

  • I think everybody wants Coachella to be as amazing as it looks because like they just want to believe it

  • You know and I wanted to believe it. That's for damn sure and was I let down

  • No, it was still a really cool experience

  • But it's definitely not what I expected it to be so I thought I would kind of take you through the pros and the cons

  • so first we're gonna start out with the cons because there's

  • more of them

  • I think that part of it is because my expectations were so high that like a lot of things stuck out to me as being

  • Like kind of shitty the first con is that your body is gonna be hurting at all times my feet were hurting

  • From standing on them all day my back was hurting from like standing up all day and jumping around and shit my lips were

  • Constantly chapped like it did not matter how much chapstick i put on they were just getting dried out drying out dried out my nose

  • Was all dry and had like dust and crusted in it because there's like dust flying around cuz you're in the desert

  • Yeah, I had blisters all over my feet

  • I don't know why I was like chafing like my backpack strings were like chafing my like arms like it was bad

  • I'm also sensitive. That was probably part of it

  • I'm a pussy moving on it's not all about the music a lot of people. I know even me

  • I was like oh, I'm going for the music dude like what the fuck like I don't care about anything else

  • I just want to hear the artists. I love ya know. No it's not like that okay

  • I was like so disappointed because there was a lot of artists

  • I wanted to see that I just couldn't end up seeing because like sometimes - two of your favorite artists will like be playing at the same

  • Time and you have to like choose

  • You know you and your friend might not agree so then it's like I don't want to see them, and it's like well

  • I want to see them and they're like "go hang go by yourself", and you're like well

  • I don't want to die, but also a lot of the times

  • You'll show up and you'll be so excited, and then they'll be like a technical difficulty for example

  • I went and I saw Rex Orange County. He was a special guest I was so excited

  • He's one of my favorite artists like ever and like his microphone kept like fucking up like it like stopped working completely at one point

  • And he like you couldn't even hear him also like his microphone kept making like weird loud squeaky sounds was all fucked up

  • I'm like what the hell you're going just for the music

  • I would say don't go because it's so much money

  • And you're probably not even gonna see everybody you want and like it's probably not even gonna sound as good as it would if you

  • Just like went to their concert like

  • Separately another con is that it's a fuckin mess. It's a big mess

  • There's creepy men

  • Everywhere people just like grabbing your arm and like kissing your hand and following you around and shit like I'm ugly and they still were

  • Doing that and that says something drunk people everywhere like people throwing up

  • It's a mess okay moving on there's just no reception so if you want to like text your friend and be like where are you?

  • You can't like if you're lost you are lost next it's so fucking expensive if it was cheaper

  • I wouldn't be as harsh

  • but because it's

  • Literally anywhere between like four hundred and fifty dollars in like two thousand dollars depending on when you buy your ticket

  • Or if your VIP etc I spent like nine dollars a day on coffee. This is actually a lie

  • I literally spent

  • 27 dollars a day on coffee because I bought a minimum of three

  • And they're each nine dollars meaning that I spent a minimum of twenty seven dollars

  • God I got in acai bowl one day and that she was fourteen dollars

  • I mean it would have been twelve, but I wanted almond butter on it

  • So that added two dollars. I don't care the only cheap thing

  • at cochella is the water bottles in there two dollars each, which if you really think about it

  • It's still kind of a lot, but whatever also buying your outfits for it are expensive because that's like the whole point of Coachella

  • it's the outfits and like the pictures and making it look fun when it's really like not as fun as it actually looks so that's

  • All the cons now, let's talk about the pros number one the vibes are good

  • You're gonna meet a bunch of different types of people you're probably gonna see some celebs which is always fun

  • but like

  • if you

  • Don't go to Coachella

  • Just to see the celebs because you'll look at them from far away and be like whoa and then

  • That's it and it's like is that really worth a 700 dollar ticket? No.

  • Everybody's just trying to have a good time except for the pedophiles

  • They also actually are trying to have a good time but like not

  • Kind of good time that we like in this community

  • Another Pro is that?

  • It's super fun to post about it on Instagram and make everyone else hate their lives that aren't there the way that people make it

  • Look on Instagram wow like it's a lie like I mean I'm being honest like it looks so fun on

  • Instagram like I remember all the years

  • I was like oh my god like that looks so amazing and it's cool

  • But like it is not as fun as it looks on Instagram the amount of like struggles that we dealt with throughout the whole thing

  • Was like absurd I feel like that's about it. So that's all the pros and cons

  • Overall I think I'd rate Coachella a 6 out of 10. It's exhausting afterwards. You're like this is just

  • Like I can't even believe

  • I just went through that

  • Hopefully that shed some light on what it's really like and you can like make a decision more educated Lee now everybody else

  • Lying to you guys being like Coachella so fun

  • its the perfectestttt thing i loooovvee it

  • who knows if i will be going next year, i dont know

  • I don't know if I can do that again, but then again. It's one of those things where it's like

  • It's kind of worth it tho

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Hello in good morning huh, it is currently 5:20 in the morning

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