Name: Studies Show - Workplace Revelations | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-11T17:21:33.000Z
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And, lately, there have been several new studies

So, to help us figure out what these studies mean,

we turn to our senior studies correspondent,

Dulcé, um, thank you so much for joining us

and helping us break down these workplace studies.

Well, I'm perfect for the job because I'm a model employee.

You're gonna quit a job because you don't like your boss?

my boss left 'cause I was Airbnb'ing his office

that one of the highest rates of people quitting is in Miami.

Well, of course. It's easy to quit a job in Miami.

There's beaches and titties on every corner.

I dare you to try that shit in New York. (chuckles)

Well, guess what, now your ten roommates are gonna cuss

I-I guess that's better. All right, let's-let's move on.

Let's move on to this, uh-- this next workplace study.

It's really inspiring. It says that 90% of employees

come into the office even when they have a cold or the flu.

'Cause they come into work and they make the rest of us sick.

And the worst part is they act like they're not sick.

You went through a box of tissues in a hour.

to be fair, I-I think people are coming in

who think the office can't survive without them?

Ain't nobody putting your ass on a milk carton, okay?

All right, let's just-- let's just move on

to this final study. Um, you can't get mad at this one.

daydreaming at work can actually make you better at your job.

Well, yeah, but, technically, Dulcé, those aren't daydreams.

I saw you-- you just sleep in the break room

Listen, that's because I was having a crazy dream.

Idris Elba shows up at my house and tells me

And I'm fine with that, 'cause a unicorn Idris

But then Meg's boyfriend Lamar shows us and he says

I have to kill Idris or the world's gonna blow up.

So, I get a knife and I go at unicorn Idris

But then he leans in to give me the most seductive kiss.

Now we both don't know the ending, Negro.

and I'm gonna find out if I get that Idris unicorn dick.

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