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  • Chicken Pig Attack

  • you know why you are here!

  • do you understand the consequences?

  • [muffled protesting, screech of fearsome swine]

  • who are you?

  • I have a delivery

  • delivery of what??

  • justice

  • [laughter]

  • [chicken cluck]

  • sorry, old man

  • but I'm afraid now you've seen too much

  • ha! it is you who will soon wish to unsee this moment

  • [ancient yodel of of reckoning

  • now begins the fight of a lifetime

  • we can end it all and end it right

  • two warriors challenge you

  • they came ready to fight

  • oh, chicken and a pig

  • bacon and eggs

  • they're not here to play

  • chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

  • you're on their plate today

  • six legs! two wings!

  • and one ass-whooping

  • COCK ON A SWINE

  • (cock on a swine)

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIME

  • (for all time)

  • SWINE WITH A COCK

  • (swine with a cock)

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STOPPED

  • there is no escape

  • from justice

  • nowhere to hide

  • from your fate

  • you may want forgiveness

  • I'd say yes but for them it's too late

  • oh, chicken and a pig

  • bacon and eggs

  • they're not here to play

  • chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs

  • you're on their plate today

  • six legs! two wings!

  • and one ass-whooping!

  • COCK ON A SWIIIIIIIIIINE

  • (cock on a swine)

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

  • (for all time)

  • SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHHCK

  • (swine with a cock)

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHPPED

  • they look so cute and cuddly

  • you might expect a kiss

  • but if you're on their bad side

  • you'll only get

  • their iron fists

  • [distant drums of reckoning]

  • your path has led you down the road of evil

  • but I would like to offer you another way

  • evil is...

  • relative.

  • you...

  • more than anyone, should know...

  • in order to make an omelette

  • it is required that you break eggs.

  • if you join me

  • I can make you a wealthy man.

  • you can own all the chickens and pigs you desire.

  • I don't own them! These are my friends!

  • [handshake routine of friendship]

  • CAHHHHCK ON A SWIIIIIIINE

  • (cock on a swine)

  • FRIENDS FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIME

  • (for all time)

  • SWINE WITH A CAHHHHHHCK

  • (swine with a cock)

  • THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHHPPED

  • Takeo-san! Takeo-san!

  • [sprinting, heavy breathing, sound of beasts and insects at dusk]

  • ever since you disappeared after saving my brother––

  • [powerful yodel reverberating across the land]

  • in English.

  • whoa...ever since you saved my brother, I've been lookin all over the world for you.

  • I would love to learn your ways.

  • you think I can teach you anything?

  • I was just defeated by my own indulgent secret handshake.

  • However, I'm looking for an intern.

  • You can order pizza for me

  • and answer my emails.

  • You must be tired from your travels.

  • You sure you don't wanna see mysumé?

  • Let's see it.

  • [ripping of paper]

  • I hope you don't mind the risk of danger!

  • No, not at all––I have low self-esteem, so I actually wouldn't mind being harmed

  • Good. Your first lesson will be about th etime I underestimated the local mafia...

  • Chicken Pig Attack

  • next week! will Takeo meet his doom?

  • or will a small furry warrior come to the rescue?

  • find out here on Schmoyoho

  • accent on the Yodel-ay-hee-hoo

  • that's Schmoyodel-ay-hee-hoo-ho

  • now have a great day and a great life!

  • and don't forget to hug a chicken today!

  • CAHHHHHHHHCK ON A SWIIIII

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Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo

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    袁輔謙 posted on 2020/03/11
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