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  • After succession of unfortunate liaisons, Elaine has failed to find her life partner.

  • Undeterred, she's back in the saddle, and this time she's finally got something too smart.

  • Kicked off big time When I bobbed into my favorite Eurovision chat room, Diggy loo Diggle dot net, I got chatting to a chap called Bond Boy 68.

  • He was nuts about Celine Dion and, well, as I look quite a lot like her post surgery, I said, Why don't you come over and I can wow you with my fish finger pie? 00:00:45.450 --> 00:01:3.490 Theo Rest, as they say, is biology, but history tell us a bit about Well, he says he's an actor, but I've never heard of him. 00:01:3.930 --> 00:01:5.690 So you don't believe him. 00:01:7.440 --> 00:01:8.110 I think it works. 00:01:8.120 --> 00:01:23.440 Coffin Warehouse Don, you normal straw Crazy Throw crazy, slightly better looking.

  • As my dad used to say, Dens do breaks here.

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  • Two weeks after meeting Elaine Figgis actor Daniel Craig has moved into her terraced house.

  • New York Does it bother you that Elaine doesn't seem to know who you are.

  • She doesn't.

  • Isn't that what I do?

  • But she knows who I am today.

  • Do you have any daddy source in the fridge?

  • Next, you brown.

  • Thank you, my lovely. 00:02:6.190 --> 00:02:10.850 So, Daniel Craig, you've been linked with some of the world's most beautiful women.

  • Why?

  • Elaine Figgis?

  • Elaine is so caring.

  • She is so warm on.

  • In spite of what she's been through, she holds herself with great dignity.

  • I wasn't doing that for a while.

  • If you the happy couple are now planning a holiday together, I want to go on a package deal.

  • Homologous seven nights, all inclusive.

  • £199 Aye.

  • Said people would stare.

  • I don't be ridiculous.

  • I wanna look atyou.

  • We're all camping and cabin.

  • More sides.

  • Are you driving there? 00:02:59.830 --> 00:03:3.060 No, that's when Three miles. 00:03:3.070 --> 00:03:5.340 So I thought it takes about four days. 00:03:5.580 --> 00:03:6.670 Is that your bicycle? 00:03:7.220 --> 00:03:10.050 Yeah, we got off E bay.

  • I did want one of me own, but you know what he's like A thinks I'm going to go cycling up into the sunset with a total stranger.

  • Just wanted where I can see it.

  • Come on.

  • You, which is 123 So how was the trip?

  • No grades.

  • What happened?

  • Well, I wanted to say some of the sights, but he just wanted to stay in the tense all the time Canoodling.

  • Now I'm all for a little romantic in salute, but it wouldn't let me come up for air. 00:03:58.330 --> 00:04:3.710 I mean, don't get me wrong, Is no John Nettles? 00:04:6.970 --> 00:04:9.650 So you're looking for someone more like John Metals?

  • I'm looking bored.

  • John Nettles.

  • Is it true that you just wanted to stay in the tent all the time?

  • Daniel?

  • Yes.

  • Why was that?

  • Because I'm in love with the lane.

  • Well, that won't be fell, Actually, no, I haven't heard that one before.

  • Thank you, Daniel.

  • Way.

  • Get the picture with Daniel.

  • Would you give it a rest a month later?

  • And things haven't worked out for Daniel in Elaine.

  • Daniel is moving out, and the relationship is Don't forget this for you, Daniel.

  • Can we just ask how you're feeling?

After succession of unfortunate liaisons, Elaine has failed to find her life partner.

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