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I'm here to remind you off the golden ease today I'm gonna be breaking down Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris.
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It was everybody.
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My name is Jesse, and I'm the founder on Grand Master of them, eh?
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Mexican martial arts.
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I want to start off by lady.
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You know that this video is sponsored by Mexi stuff or not really a loyal Mexican martial arts practitioner?
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Him?
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Yeah, And let me know that this company is este bootlegging our brand. 00:00:57.030 --> 00:01:7.550 So if you want to rep the merchandise while you want tea, higher prices for cheaper material to benefit a bunch of biters, then please shop with Mexi stuff. 00:01:8.910 --> 00:01:14.710 You gotta understand that this fight took place long before our the Chuck Norris jokes.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his posit for Chuck Norris.
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So Bruce Lee didn't really have the privilege of knowing what he was up against.
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All of a sudden do starts getting naked.
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And Bruce is light, all right?
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This was also before the Gracie infestation, which is why Chuck is comfortable enough to turn around so he could warm up.
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In this day and age, you could never turn your back to an opponent because B.
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J J practitioners are s day creatures of opportunity.
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They won't hesitate to take the back and choke you while.
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But Bruce doesn't get down like that. 00:01:55.980 --> 00:02:0.920 He also turns around and he even protest a warm up so that Chuck doesn't feel bad.
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One struck is ready.
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He starts creeping up on Bruce like if he's a stout move, the cast are stripping on Capitol to Bruce is surprise.
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Chart has those catlike reflections. 00:02:44.140 --> 00:03:0.810 This is a rare moment where we see these emotions get the best of them falling trade to a judo throw. 00:03:2.910 --> 00:03:4.390 Well, not even wearing a jacket. 00:03:6.450 --> 00:03:7.860 It's the lowest of the low. 00:03:9.540 --> 00:03:9.840 What? 00:03:9.840 --> 00:03:15.070 Chuck has something that he needed to get off his chest, and Bruce was kind enough to help him.
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Unfortunately, this minor victory was not enough to thwart the following combination.
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Fortunately, Chuck made a huge mistake.
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Remember, this fight took place a long time ago.
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So Chuck never had the opportunity to watch any of those trash talking gone wrong compilations.
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I'm gonna knock you out every time we fight.
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I'm gonna close both those eyes for you. 00:03:58.460 --> 00:04:1.860 I don't see myself losing any time soon, roomie. 00:04:1.860 --> 00:04:5.050 You're familiar faces. 00:04:5.340 --> 00:04:15.510 Or now, had he seen that, he never would have done this straight up, all hot on behavior.
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Oh, you didn't know that.
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I already broke down Bruce Lever so hard, I'll put a look down below.
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You see this face right here?
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Does it look familiar to you?
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This is the face of someone who doesn't put up with trash talk.
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A lot of people don't know this, but this is the moment they inspired that.
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Wanna Leah song?
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If at first you don't succeed thus yourself off and try again, you can't dust it off and try again.
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Try it again.
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But they give that for gently all the glory.
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The mirror's also look familiar, don't they? 00:05:0.940 --> 00:05:16.150 Well, you're looking at right here is a man in his element, a man who has been pushed to become the best version off his self And yet another thing that was stolen from him years later, the eye of the tiger.
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It was a much smaller tiger, but still, if you didn't know any better, you would think that all of this was choreographed.
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It's so smooth, so seemingly rehearsed.
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But when someone is just that much in control of the fight, completely capable of seeing two and three moves ahead of the opponent, this is what it looks like.
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This'll moment.
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We see the cat again, and a lot of people don't get it.
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But it's clearly on metaphorical Bruce Lee. 00:05:58.520 --> 00:06:0.370 It's straight up plane with Chuck Norris. 00:06:0.370 --> 00:06:28.170 At this point, just like the cat is playing with the booth this moment, Chuck realizes that he's no longer being carried.
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The dragon is ready to shut it down.
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Okay, so what does he do?
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He busted Jenny and caught these Bruce. 00:07:0.130 --> 00:07:8.550 But I can't get mad, because when it comes to the martial arts, you must lean not on your own understanding, but absorb what is useful. 00:07:9.100 --> 00:07:15.270 Discard what is useless and at what specifically your own.
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However, it's not always effective when you're fighting Bruce Lee, and now things start getting blurry for Chuck.
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That's when you know it's time to wrap it up.
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That's what happened to my field battle.
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When the diabetes started getting to him, he had to quit boxing because he got very blurry vision.
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But his free time.
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He fell in love with my dear all over again.
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What chart?
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He doesn't know any better.
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He gets up. 00:08:7.740 --> 00:08:25.940 Uh, surely this time you know, Chuck Droz was seems to be a rehearsed combination, only to be met with some authoritative haymakers and a broken arm and a broken leg.
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He actually advices him not to continue.
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He doesn't want to hurt him, but Chucky doesn't listen.
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And it was Child's play for Bruce. 00:09:7.250 --> 00:09:12.390 Clearly, he didn't want to do it, but Chuck was never gonna give up.
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Was he supposed to do go for 90 minutes like these fools?
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Nobody wants to watch that.
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And he honors him by bringing his gear back so that the flies don't get on him right away.
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And there you have it.
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Bruce Lee didn't pick fights like Tarantino would have you believe, but he did finish that.
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