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  • you, You, you you You In 2002 when the show started, we were just a couple of fresh faced young TV presenters sharing the same thought.

  • I'm better than him.

  • Yes, I head to head battles raged on the edge, and tonight it's time for a very special installment.

  • All wait asphalt.

  • But just for legal reasons, you set one more time.

  • Please, I almost forgot.

  • Stephen Steve Malone?

  • Yeah, there's one person out there still has absolutely, absolutely no idea what Cheryl was up to.

  • Back up.

  • Those Britain's got talent is okay.

  • In a moment.

  • Steve Mulhern is gonna come and do a leg as soon as we say gold show talent.

  • There's only one show on TV that's proud to just have one viewer this now.

  • Britain's Go Theo.

  • There's only one show on TV that proud.

  • Just have one viewer.

  • You irritate the hell out of this.

  • No more working relationship.

  • What you get.

  • You get such a kick out stitching way.

  • Take this valuable form and I should do in for a penny in for a grand in Florida.

  • It's kind of just said you're coming to Florida.

  • Wait, you know, stuff You don't know that was given away.

  • What?

  • I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.

  • How about we play the world famous stopwatch game and if you can stop it?

  • Seven seconds you get Theo.

  • You ready?

  • This foreign place on the plane's leaving.

  • Ready?

  • Yeah.

  • In 321 Go, Stop!

  • Oh, thank you.

  • Do this.

  • Just tell me the only way.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Can we love having you on the show?

  • Well, you get so excited.

  • Not just because of your music, but also because you make me look taller.

  • She's very floor pop star Janice Wise.

  • Oh, happy while as I'm seeing you.

  • Since there is Australia.

  • Australia?

  • Yes.

  • I haven't watched any of those shows back.

  • Dennis.

  • Yes?

  • You told me.

  • What you giving a little fella about six and a hard war You're gonna want This man's off your faces as well.

  • I don't know what you're not.

  • I just told you six whole coachesbooth.

  • Anything in it from magazines, photographs, toys.

  • What has happened there?

  • That's definitely not use.

  • Wait way with return off.

  • You look good in those jeans.

  • Hits on the zone genes from home.

  • Just wait.

  • Scarier that fall.

  • That Molly prove the happiness is finished.

  • It's time for a little bit of Steven Mullan here.

  • Here is the new in for a penny in for a Grand has more than one occasion being told.

  • He looks like the love child of me and they're handsome young man.

  • What is it you say?

  • I own one being under on TV.

  • There's my dad's.

  • There's my dad.

  • I just approval.

  • Let's have a little look it or it just looked on Camera two for us there.

  • Here's a picture of or next to a picture of me and I'm doing a face swell.

  • I figure.

  • I agree.

  • It is 234 Wait.

  • Theo marks the first anniversary of joining the honored.

  • I'll be honest.

  • I had you two down as dense morons without a brain cell between you.

  • Okay to dances with room temperature accused.

  • Completing that?

  • Yeah, we get it themselves way.

  • Help the fickle finger of fate.

  • Ah, it was a mistake leaving you two in charge of the end of the show Show bawl and bawl.

  • Obviously, has there ever been a more useless double act on British television?

  • This'll special smooth last person users here, Hugh Jackman huge built with you.

  • Jack was leaving me.

  • Lean on me.

  • Go on.

  • Passengers need to be 12 years old or over on.

  • Anyone between 12 and 17 years old needs to be committed by their parent or legal guardian.

  • Passengers must be at Hampton Court by 7 18 Limited seats are available for full terms and conditions.

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  • I'm pleased to inform you that the buffet car is now open.

  • You're the best friend of over Odd.

  • No.

  • Well Oh, and you are my most punctual work equipment.

  • Guys.

  • Self James, Aren't you great to see you.

  • Just lock these doors.

  • So pleased you could attend this meeting.

  • Sorry.

  • Meeting?

  • Yes, meeting.

  • Listen, guys, I'm gonna cut straight to the chest.

  • James, you love our music.

  • Do I on Andrew?

  • You know your musicals.

  • So wrap your ears around this little poppy.

  • Let's get ready to rumble the music.

  • Get out the car.

  • I'm not going anywhere, Guys, the the child looks around.

  • Honestly, I'm really not interested.

  • I agree with you.

  • Jim's.

  • It will be a Western smash that will run and run.

  • You're right.

  • It will definitely transfer to Broadway.

  • Anyway, we're both gonna lock you.

  • Sorry.

  • I mean, leave you here to iron out the finer details on to get you in the mood to wear this tonight.

  • It's the turn of some old god.

  • It's the turn of similar Who rivals idiots.

  • Don't worry.

  • Everybody haven't popped up and gone home.

  • It's not going that badly.

  • This is it.

  • This is actually studio to here at the London Studios.

  • And this was the home of wonky donkey and chums.

  • Would you believe all those years ago?

  • This was where Aunt Kat and I did Saturday mornings.

  • That's MTV live CD you care for many years.

  • And these clothes, these studios are closing fairly shortly.

  • And I want to say goodbye to Studio to For the last time, so many great shores have come out of here like him for life and blind date with Sylar as those three again wasn't such a shining moment.

  • No way.

  • Wait.

  • Episode two of the night.

  • I thought this is the 101 Saturday night.

  • 100?

  • Yes.

  • Last week we had a big party.

  • No, no, no.

  • The thing we just watched.

  • He was called Saturday night Takeaway.

  • It's night with a silent K.

  • Also about you.

  • Yes, John, is that for another exciting night?

  • Tick away.

  • Yes, we'll have all your favorites when the odds end of the show tonight with Silent Forget about Tornado that it's time for me to say hello to the audio.

  • Theo.

  • Yeah, do this all the time.

  • Every week it got the orders, told the audience.

  • For my favorite part, you do whatever you want to do.

  • Don't worry about me because I want to talk to some people.

  • It's tonight's audience who's other half's spend their entire life doing exactly what they want to do.

  • It takes one to know.

  • Let's leave this asshole love.

  • That's just leave.

  • What happened here?

  • Basically, aunts nipple piercing got attracted a funbags giant bomb.

  • But I saved him by flicking Michael Sheen's little No way produces it.

  • But go on the rights here at the park and they said, No, no, that is part of this year.

  • I said, Alright, guys, chill out your funds, sponges.

  • I'll make it into a contest Between me, Stephen and Scholar cost across three different games, they said.

  • Well, it's gonna need a sexy title sequence.

  • I said, No problem, I'm sure.

  • God, what's your problem?

  • So get ready.

  • Full way.

  • Just wanted to check in £7 of long.

  • It's gonna be incredible.

  • We sent out all the invites and weak.

  • Yeah, amazing.

  • I goto especially early.

  • And I put him in the post this morning.

  • What?

  • This morning arrive in time or common thing isn't good enough.

  • This was supposed to be a celebration of all of our end of the shore shows we need.

  • We need dramas.

  • We need Kaiser Chiefs from requires we Barbershop quartet, Hoverboards.

  • We need Bill, Billy Elliot, the musical poor parts.

  • What?

  • I don't get your knickers in a twist, Michael.

  • Ball, you drop the ball.

  • The ball was in your court When you've taken your eye off the ball way thought you take the ball and run with it, but only done now it's lost this curveball way long.

  • We can't afford any no shows in the end of the show show.

  • So off you go, girl Woman, you better get it sorted.

  • Otherwise we're not done yet.

  • No way.

  • Just hold me, Steven.

  • Just thanks to you at home for watching.

  • Thank you so much.

  • I don't remember this.

  • Merapi in here.

  • Go.

  • That's not a real mirror.

  • Thank God.

  • I thought we were looking older.

  • I'm gonna be a bit.

  • You should see me.

  • I I love a big fan of gigs.

  • I love being in front of gigs all the time.

  • What was there?

  • Yeah, I'm always down there in the mosh pit.

  • Most people find out what happens next week inside of there.

  • Tonight.

  • Take away.

  • No, no, no.

  • We've been through this before.

  • Me.

  • The key.

  • It's silent.

  • Always, always, you know, pronounce the key.

  • Got it out.

  • What happens next week in Saturday night?

  • Can't make your mind up.

  • Give me Mitch mixed messages here.

  • Goodness may get in your knickers in a twist.

  • I want to see any more.

  • Yeah, I've sprained me.

  • Nose.

  • Stop spreading.

  • Spread my nose.

  • This is yes, that's right.

  • Brought me eyebrows.

  • Right.

  • How we gonna get past the guards?

  • Oh, leave it to me.

  • I'm trusting you.

  • Tell any gods out with this exploded chewing gum Watch.

  • This must be normal Children.

  • Where's your exploding?

  • Joan?

  • Gone.

  • Stephen will head.

  • I have another course.

  • You can showing up Thank you.

  • Way really quick.

  • Complicated dance to go Try that.

  • You're on the floor.

  • You do it.

  • Just say as well.

  • Congratulations on your forthcoming baby weight.

  • Portrays your house and hear the pitter patter of tiny feet.

  • You coming to the door?

  • The moralistic copy.

  • Not comping to Florida.

  • But now we've got to give away with wearing the very last place on the planet.

  • So sorry, Vicky, I need you to open that door.

  • Give me one good reason why I should let you go.

  • Because I am your father.

  • That's impossible.

  • Search your feelings.

  • You know it to be true.

  • No, that's the doctor in the bag.

you, You, you you You In 2002 when the show started, we were just a couple of fresh faced young TV presenters sharing the same thought.

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