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  • Heimdall, my friend! How is my lady of earth? How doth she?

  • She fares reaaaally well. Mmmmhmmmm.

  • Good! She bathes as we speak. That is good.

  • Wait. She's what? I can see everything, man, and it is AMAZING!

  • Stop creeping on my lady friend, dude!

  • Raaaaawr!

  • ruggh! (thud) huh?

  • Loki! I'm dead, my brother. No!

  • Everything we've been through together has led to this swift and unexpected ending....

  • Good bye breeaaaaeeeelh! NOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!

  • Okay. Let's leave his body here, and get back to the situation at hand.

  • Are you sure he's dead? He did just make it look like your hand was cut off.

  • And he is evil. He is dead, my love...

  • See?

  • Yeah, I'm not buying it. Here. OOOUUUWWWWW!

  • (cough) Really?! Okay you caught me all right! I'm not dead!

  • Geez! Right in the berries!

  • So they completely ruined my plan.

  • Ugh! Awe no way! Heroes are so annoying. I know right!

  • Especially when they happen to be your perfect brother. So then what'd you do?

  • I had to help Thor fight that stupid elf, and then return to my cell in Asgard.

  • Oh that's Terrible! I know! I really thought I had it all in the bag too.

  • I was going to fool everyone, take Odin's throne as my own...

  • Everyone would have been like sayeth whaaaat?!

  • Where's Odin?! That's so evil! I always liked Odin.

  • pshh! You would. So how did you escape?

  • Magic. Duh. I love magic tricks. You want to see this pencil disappear?

  • Hey, Loki! Thanks for hogging my spotlight you jerk!

  • Hey why don't you try to steal some magic gas that no one cares about Malekith? Oooooooo

  • I'm totes going to control the darkness and rule the universe!

  • You were foiled by two human scientist and two brainless interns carrying nothing but tripods!

  • So!

  • So good day! Hmmph!

  • Amateur! Noob thinks because he has an army he's automatically the next big thing.

  • Well, Loki did kind of pull focus. Well wouldn't you?

  • Absolutely! You know what I would've done?

  • I would've said, you wanna now how I got these scars?

  • And? And then I'd blow something up I don't know! I kinda like to keep people guessing!

  • This sucks! Who knows how long it'll take me to have Odin's throne now!

  • You know what's funny? If you'd have just been a good child...

  • Odin probably would have just handed you the throne.

  • You know? Since Thor doesn't want it. Yes. Thank you for that reminder, General.

  • You know what else is funny? What's that?

  • If you had just colonized Mars you could have saved your entire race.

  • (Gasp) Ooohoooheehohehehe! You're blowin my mind, Lok!

  • I like this place

  • What is it called by the way?

  • Hmm.

  • You guys stood me up, didn't you!

  • (snickering)

Heimdall, my friend! How is my lady of earth? How doth she?

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