Name: Robotic Cats, "Pooptime Robot Pal" Among The Hot New Gadgets At C.E.S. 2020
Uploaded: 2020-03-10T00:51:40.000Z
Duration: 4 min 54 s
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( LAUGHTER ) ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I'M A

I'M ON TOP OF ALL THE LATEST CYBER TRENDS.

I USE THIS TO CHECK MY EMAIL, READ THE NEWS, AND FIND OUT WHAT

PUMPED FOR 2020'S CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, OR C.E.S.

OVER THE YEARS, MANY HIGH-TECH INNOVATIONS HAVE BEEN UNVEILED

THERE, SUCH AS THE PLASMA TV, THE BLU-RAY PLAYER, AND BACK IN

THIS YEAR, ONE OF THE MOST TALKED-ABOUT PRODUCTS AT C.E.S.

IS A ROBOTIC PET CAT CALLED MARSCAT, WHICH CAN RECOGNIZE

HUMAN FACES AND KNOWS 20 COMMANDS AND PHRASES, INCLUDING

NONE OTHER THAN A STARTUP CALLED ELEPHANT ROBOTICS.

WHAT KIND OF ROBO-ANIMAL SHOULD WE BUILD?

NOW -- THAT WAS A LONG WALK TO THAT JOKE.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT WE GOT THERE, AND THERE WAS

( LAUGHTER ) IF THE IDEA OF PACKS OF ROBOTIC

CATS KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT, DON'T WORRY, C.E.S. HAS YOU

THERE'S A NEW HIGH-TECH SLEEP AID CALLED THE URGONIGHT

HEADBAND, WHICH COSTS $500 AND USES NEUROFEEDBACK THERAPY

TO MEASURE YOUR E.E.G. AND TEACH YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE BRAIN

SADLY, STILL NO ADVANCEMENTS ON HOW TO CONTROL THE BRAINWAVES

THAT IMPACT YOUR DECISION TO BLOW $500 ON A PLASTIC HEADBAND.

BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, SMALL ELECTRODES

AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST TO THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD, AND NO GLUE IS

( LAUGHTER ) IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT

IT WOULDN'T BE COMFORTING IF AN OLIVE GARDEN WAITER STARTED HIS

SPIEL WITH, "OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS PENNE WITH CLAM SAUCE, AND--

YOU'LL BE EXCITED TO HEAR-- NO ANTIDOTE REQUIRED."

>> Stephen: AND IT'S NOT JUST STARTUPS GETTING IN ON THE

TOILET PAPER COMPANY CHARMIN IS UNVEILING A NEW PRODUCT THEY

( LAUGHTER ) NO OFFENSE, I'M SURE THE ROBOT'S

GREAT, BUT POOPTIME IS THE ONE TIME I DON'T WANT A PAL.

APPARENTLY, IT'S SOLE JOB IS TO BRING YOU A NEW TOILET PAPER

IT REPLACES PREVIOUS TOILET PAPER ROLL REPLACEMENT

SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT ROLL, SEGWAY IS ALSO GETTING INTO THE

GAME, DEBUTING A NEW PRODUCT CALLED THE S-POD, WHICH IS

BILLED AS A SELF-BALANCING STROLLER FOR ADULTS.

THE S-POD IS PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO WATCHED "WALL-E" AND

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: -- YES, THAT IS

( LAUGHTER ) THIS NON-BABY BABY STROLLER IS

NOT MESSING AROUND, BECAUSE IT CAN HIT SPEEDS OF 25 MILES PER

WHICH LEADS TO THE OBVIOUS QUESTION: CAN THE CHARMIN

THE FUTURE IS AMAZING!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JANE

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Robotic Cats, "Pooptime Robot Pal" Among The Hot New Gadgets At C.E.S. 2020

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