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  • And that's like one of the worst sentences I've ever said in my entire life before jumping 12.

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  • Three things you say to a cute baby.

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  • Chico, Are you wet?

  • Thanks so much.

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  • And they don't bring me to Bora Bora.

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  • No, no, no, it's fine.

  • Just keep smiling, okay?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/09
Video vocabulary

Keywords

awkward

US /ˈɔkwəd/

UK /ˈɔ:kwəd/

  • adjective
  • Lacking smooth movement
  • Causing embarrassment or trouble
  • Difficult to deal with
  • Clumsy; ungainly.
  • Causing or feeling embarrassment or difficulty.
  • Difficult to deal with; requiring tact.
adorable

US /əˈdɔrəbəl,əˈdor-/

UK /əˈdɔ:rəbl/

  • adjective
  • Lovable or appealing, e.g. like a cute child
realize

US /ˈriəˌlaɪz/

UK /'ri:əlaɪz/

  • verb
  • To become aware of or understand mentally
  • To understand or become aware of something.
  • To achieve something that you have been trying to do.
  • other
  • To understand or become aware of something.
  • To achieve or make something happen.
  • To convert something into cash or a different form.
  • To convert something into cash.
instant

US /ˈɪnstənt/

UK /ˈɪnstənt/

  • adjective
  • (Food) requiring very little preparation
  • Occurring immediately
  • (of food) made to be prepared very quickly and easily by adding hot water.
  • Happening immediately; immediate.
  • noun
  • A very short period of time
  • A very short space of time; a moment.
reward

US /rɪˈwɔrd/

UK /rɪ'wɔ:d/

  • verb
  • To give something because of someone's good work
  • To give someone money for helping the police
  • to give someone a reward
  • noun
  • Money given for information about criminals
  • Something given in recognition of service, effort, or achievement.
slip

US /slɪp/

UK /slɪp/

  • noun
  • Act of beginning to fall from losing balance
  • A field position in cricket
  • A quick escape or become free from something
  • Combination of clay and water, used in pottery
  • Occasion when something grows worse or drops lower
  • Minor mistake
  • Thin women's underwear to go under a dress
  • verb
  • To begin to fall as a result of losing balance
  • To escape or become free from something
  • To move from one state to another, usually worse
  • To slide out of place or fall to the ground
  • To occur or pass rapidly
  • To put something in a place quietly and secretly
theory

US /ˈθiəri, ˈθɪri/

UK /ˈθiəri/

  • noun
  • Ideas or principles that explain facts or events
  • A set of principles on which the practice of an activity is based.
  • A supposition or a system of ideas proposed to explain something.
  • other
  • A set of ideas that explain facts or events
  • An idea or belief about something
  • other
  • Abstract knowledge or systematized statement of principles involved in a subject.
clever

US /ˈklɛvɚ/

UK /'klevə(r)/

  • adjective
  • Funny in a way that shows intelligence
  • Showing intelligence; quick to understand or learn
deal

US /dil/

UK /di:l/

  • verb
  • To cope with something - usually troubles
  • To give (something bad e.g. news) to
  • To buy and sell illegal drugs
  • To give out (cards, etc.) to; distribute
  • To do business with someone or to sell products
  • noun
  • An agreement entered into, especially in business, to do something for someone else.
  • A business transaction.
  • A large amount or quantity.
  • The act of distributing playing cards.
  • other
  • To distribute playing cards to players.
  • To behave in a certain way towards someone.
  • other
  • To take action to solve a problem.
direct

US /dɪˈrɛkt, daɪ-/

UK /də'rekt/

  • verb
  • To tell someone in a very clear way to do something
  • To show the way by conducting or leading
  • To control the acting in a movie or play
  • To control or be in charge of something.
  • To show or tell someone how to get to a place.
  • To order or instruct someone to do something.
  • adverb
  • Coming straight from something
  • adjective
  • Going straight from one place to another without stopping or changing direction.
  • Without anyone or anything else being involved or between.
  • Expressing opinions and feelings in an honest and open way.
  • other
  • To control or be in charge of someone or something.
  • To show or tell someone how to get somewhere.
  • To address someone.
  • To be in charge of the actors and other staff in the making of a film or play.
  • To aim something at someone or something.
  • To control the management and organization of something.

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