Name: Earthquake - Marriage Is Like Basic Cable
Uploaded: 2020-03-09T18:13:53.000Z
Duration: 7 min 59 s
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Being in Montreal had to tell you the expo, son?

Like they don't even practice like they call each other.

Me and these eight people right here could be the exposed.

And if any expose watching this show right now, you need to be practicing.

His rough marriage is like heaven cable with just one channel.

And when you married, you gotta hang around other married people because you can't hang around single people because they bring other fine women around you Like who is she available?

Now he watches every day, but he watched it in reverse because he said he loves seeing yourself.

Take that ring back off for a finger, walking back down and out, just waving at her mother.

Didn't back in the limo back at the bachelor party.

I went to Alabama was the smartest brother in the whole state.

People just coming up to me, asking me questions.

It's rough getting this show because, you know, they got all these reality shows on.

Shawn will be the first brother with a really black show poster.

Is some slaves still on their way over here?

You can You can understand that black people can be anything they want to be.

We have been everything in this earth and will be everything set.

For one thing, I could tell you who wasn't black Noah because there's no way no black family was Oh, no boat for 40 days and 40 nights and didn't eat those two chickens.

God would have been mad and know if he was black.

I told you, I'm not some chicken keepers and you're a pink short.

Jesus, This terrorist thing, You know, in my country, you know, cause America's the best country in the world.

You could say, Oh, my ticket I've been Africa is rough right there.

If I sit over there and you're talking about inside that you be down and Sudan is really rough down.

And my ancestors was great because ain't no way I could have been a slave in that kind of heat.

No checks plus ass weapons out of data for 30 minutes.

They could never blame that on us being a brother because they know we don't fit that profile because there's no way you could be no Turkish if you're black.

We don't fit that profile because you've got to be on time with a bomb and blow yourself up.

It's hard enough was to get the governor play cards.

You told my blow yourself up something different.

The best job I ever had was working in the cleaners.

They fired me for wearing other punk stuff.

How can you wear other people close of you?

Work in the cleanest white do broken 11 coat.