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  • so I don't know if this is stating the obvious, but I'm a little bit of a mess right now.

  • Just emotionally, physically, academically.

  • Did I mention emotionally?

  • I thought I was just having period mood swings.

  • But now my period's over, and I have no excuse for still being a bitch.

  • So in the meantime, I've just been stuffing my face with various forms of sugary cards in an attempt to make myself feel better.

  • Even though in my 20 years of existence, this is never actually made me feel better.

  • But, you know, maybe this time it'll work.

  • Yep.

  • Still feel like shit.

  • So even though today I feel like a fucking sad flesh lump trapped inside a banana skin, that was weird.

  • I'm gonna show you guys how I do my makeup.

  • All righty, folks.

  • So this is what we're working with.

  • So first up, we have some the foundation.

  • This is the makeup sunshine tint, because it's gonna bring some sunshine to your life.

  • I fucking which maybe that would fix my seasonal affective disorder.

  • This shit just like rules on your face.

  • And it is actually somewhat soothing, but not soothing enough to fix my psyche.

  • Step two concealer.

  • This is the concealer that I use that the North won that every fucking beauty guru and their dog uses.

  • Normally, my skin isn't that bad.

  • But recently there's been a phone combination of stress and hormones and crying myself to sleep at night.

  • That probably has not been great for my skin.

  • Hence all of the acne on the front of my cheeks.

  • You know where my tears roll down that Emma was Fuck, So I'm just popping that on and lending it out so nobody can see what a fucking mess I am next.

  • I give myself some eyebrows because I sure as hell don't have any.

  • Naturally, the Asia and White combined, like decently for the rest of my body.

  • But for my eyebrows, they really just didn't know what to do.

  • So they're in this, like, wonky ass shape, so I just, like, pluck most of them off because they look fucking weird.

  • And then I just drove them back on, so my whole face is a lie.

  • David saw me recently without eyebrows, and that was one of the most terrifying moments of my life.

  • But that's the real order of modern relationships, isn't it?

  • You have sex, you go on a date.

  • You share stories about your childhood trauma.

  • You get married, you have kids.

  • And then, like the penultimate expression of love is, you show your face without eyebrows.

  • At least that was my plan.

  • But he's still sticking around.

  • So he's gotta marry me now.

  • I mean, like, I did not do a bad job today.

  • That's the only thing I've done right all week.

  • Next up, we're gonna powder up this baby because I've been stressed sweating a lot.

  • And also, you know, you get that special type of secretion out of your skin when you cry, and it's like a really gross type of sweat.

  • Oh, I forgot Araujo.

  • Ah, Next up, we're gonna go in for some eye action.

  • Honestly, Not sure whether this naked palate is fake or not, because I bought it like second hand off of deep off because I was too cheap to buy the real thing.

  • So let's just pop some of this mystery powder onto my islands.

  • I go in with a little bit of a low blow, and then I also I'm using this one sauce because this is just running out because I've used all of it.

  • In case you can't tell, this is why I'm not a beauty guru.

  • And then I'm going for a darker color to imagine how I feel on the inside.

  • That joke is really overused, but it's still sucking true, ain't it?

  • I'm just going on the outside of my eye and then blending it back out, and then I'm popping a little high later.

  • This one literally cost, like, $2 but she is fucking brighter than my future, and I'm gonna put it on my inner corners, too.

  • Make it seem like there's some light in my eyes.

  • This is getting too dark, and I also do a little bit on my nose and on the top of my lip and then under the old eyebrows.

  • My cheeks are a little bit extra puffy from stress and mostly the fact that I've consumed an entire pack of muffins and like five boxes of egos in the past few days.

  • So I do go in with some bronzer.

  • This is also a makeup palette that I bought used off of deep pop kind of apply the bronze or like it is a blush because somehow I find it flattering on my face and I do a little bit on my nose.

  • Cool.

  • And then my face is nearly done.

  • But I always go back and do a little bit of concealer right underneath my nose because I have a weird, like reverse mustache.

  • See how my lip is lighter on the mustache area and then it's darker here.

  • Like I just put a lower a concealer here, unknown, blended out.

  • And then there we go.

  • Now the reverse mustache is no longer.

  • I'm not a huge lipstick person because let's be real.

  • After this video, I'm going to go and toast.

  • Mauri goes and shove those in my face.

  • So I'm just using this little lip balm from the body shop.

  • It's like a tinted lip balm gloss situation.

  • Just ignore the fact that this is definitely a fire hazard.

  • Given the amount of carpet I have in this room with my hair all curl, this is the finish.

  • Look, do I look better?

  • Absolutely.

  • Do I feel any better?

  • No.

so I don't know if this is stating the obvious, but I'm a little bit of a mess right now.

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